Cool horoscope to read. Funny characteristics of zodiac signs
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Cool, fun horoscope for today for Aries
Be active and decisive.
First, try doing some exercise.
So that your work does not go in vain, remember: if people are valued by their work, then a horse is better than any person.
Cool, fun horoscope for today for Taurus
Be careful. Before you do anything, think it through.
Measure seven times and only then cut eight times.
The seventy-first time you will succeed.
The stars do not advise kissing your secretary in the presence of your wife.
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Cool, fun horoscope for today for Gemini
New things await you.
Remember: even the stupidest idea can be executed masterfully.
And don't be afraid to do what you don't know how to do.
After all, the ark was built by amateurs. Professionals built the Titanic.
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Cool, fun horoscope for today for Cancer
Life is good... hic... Repeat this, spreading red caviar on the bread in a thick layer. Or black.
But don’t rush to pour vodka.
Remember: alcohol is a time machine.
I drank and it's tomorrow.
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Cool, fun horoscope for today for Leo
Talk less, listen more.
It’s better to remain silent and grunt with pleasure.
Your income will be higher than your expenses. Because there will be no expenses at all.
Get a piggy bank and grunt together.
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Cool, fun horoscope for today for Virgo
You will be thrown from one extreme to another.
First, the boss will call you on the carpet and scream like a pack of crocodiles.
In five minutes, he will offer you the position that you have been seeking for a long time.
Agree!
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Cool, non-boring horoscope for today for Libra
You will be on horseback.
Everyone else will probably have to travel on foot.
You may feel out of place.
The stars advise you to break the plate, get off the horse, break the plate, get off the horse and finally exchange it... for a bicycle.
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Cool, fun horoscope for today for Scorpio
You will have a romantic date.
Enjoy, forgetting about everything in the world....
When Sveta starts getting ready to go home, pretend to be asleep.
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Cool, fun horoscope for today for Sagittarius
Your mood will jump.
From TV to cabinet, from cabinet to table.
Try to catch him anyway.
Stand somewhere in the corner and ask: “Kolis! Who are you working for?!”
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Cool, fun horoscope for today for Capricorn
Your sixth sense will not let you down. It will say: "Enough!"
The other five senses will fail.
They will say something absurd, but you will understand them.
Because after the fifth glass a Russian person is able not only to understand Chinese, but also forgive him.
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Cool, fun horoscope for today for Aquarius
Everything will be given to you with ease.
Even a visit to the dentist.
At first you will be very afraid. Then it turns out that his drill is broken.
But don’t relax and remember: if you are happy for more than one day, it means they are hiding something from you.
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Cool, fun horoscope for today for Pisces
A creative upsurge lies ahead of you.
Stock up on climbing equipment in advance.
Already stocked up?.. Then full speed ahead!
To conquer the next height!... Just don’t shout later" “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawonsssssssss from being a chess player"
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Humor and positivity. Three topics in one:
1. Assessment of zodiac signs from the Think-Say-Do position.
2. Behavior of signs after sex.
3. Life principles of the zodiac signs.
Jokes about zodiac signs
Characteristics of signs from the point of view of thinking-saying-doing
Aries: He thinks a lot. He says it’s not enough. He does it right.
Calf: He thinks about a lot. He says convincingly. He does it as best he can.
Twins: He thinks about himself. He says what he thinks. He does it - he thinks it’s very good.
Cancer: He thinks - constantly. He says it's tempting. Does what they tell you to do.
A lion: He thinks - exactly. He says it's too much. He does something that he couldn’t get away from.
Virgo: He thinks one thing. He says something else. Does - the third, but well.
Scales: He thinks it's too much. He says honestly. He does it responsibly.
Scorpion: He thinks - concentrated. He says exactly. He does what he likes.
Sagittarius: He thinks that it’s only him... He says that everyone except him... He does it with someone else’s hands.
Capricorn: He thinks what comes to mind. He says what he came up with. He does what he can.
Aquarius: He thinks, “What do you need?” He says, “Well, if necessary.” He does it better than anyone else.
Fish: He thinks that no one knows. He says he's being clever. It does - depending on whether the work will be checked.
After sex. Jokes about zodiac signs
Aries: Okay, here we go again!
Calf: I am hungry! Pass me the pizza!
Twins: Where's the TV remote control?
Cancer: When we get married?
A lion: Wasn't I really great?
Virgo: Let me see the sheets
Scales: If you liked it, I liked it too
Scorpion: Perhaps now we can untie you
Sagittarius: Don't call me, I'll call you myself
Capricorn: Do you have a business card?
Aquarius: Now let's try WITHOUT clothes!
Fish: So what do you say your name is?
Life principles of the zodiac signs.
Every joke, they say, has a grain of humor)))
Aries:
1. It’s better not to argue with me.
2. First I’ll do it, then I’ll think about it.
3. Where others are slowing down, I step on the gas.
4. I will be forever young.
5. Do as I do, because you still can’t do it better.
6. The most difficult thing is to listen to your interlocutor to the end.
7. Stubbornness is not a vice.
8. It’s easy to control the situation, but it’s more difficult to control your emotions.
9. One Aries is good, two Aries is a lot.
10. I don’t attack first. But God forbid it hurts me.
Calf:
1. I don’t mind the money for the purchase, I don’t mind the party.
2. I don’t need someone else’s, don’t touch mine.
3. A bad peace is better than a good quarrel.
4. Don’t disturb someone who is well seated.
5. A beautiful sofa is better than a beautiful sunset.
6. Food is a serious thing.
7. An affectionate calf sucks two queens.
8. When you ride second, you save energy.
9. I hate disposable lighters!
10. Taster - this is my true calling.
Twins:
1. Today I am not the same as yesterday.
2. Whoever controls the situation owns the information.
3. One mind is good, but two are better, especially if both belong to the same person.
4. Figaro here, Figaro there.
5. The idea, like other products, should not be left behind.
6. One TV and telephone in the house is good, but three are better.
7. Those who didn’t have time are late.
8. I move through life like a scooter on water - I don’t go deep, but quickly.
9. At the bazaar I am not responsible for the bazaar.
10. I love quantity, because there is not enough time for quality.
Cancer:
1. My home is my fortress.
2. Babysitting others is my true calling.
3. It would be nice to stock up on everything in the world, both patience and jam.
4. Everything comes to those who know how to wait.
5. Meet your friends at home, not in a cafe.
6. Nothing warms the soul like the sight of a stocked refrigerator.
7. It’s better to save up, but buy a worthy thing.
8. It’s hard to live where there is nowhere to hide.
9. I carry my past with me like a backpack.
10. Is it really possible to wear out a coat in twenty years?
A lion:
1. I will lead you into the bright distance.
2. It is better to give support than to receive it.
3. Pleasant manners are half the success.
4. The sun shines for Leos.
5. A beautiful sign on the office door is more important than a high salary.
6. I like to earn good money, and even more - to spend.
7. A grand piano in the house is better than a piano, even if there is no one to play it.
8. Despite my friendly appearance, I am a dictator at heart.
9. If you do it, do it big.
10. Why do you need the sun if I’m with you????
Virgo:
1. Patience and work will grind everything down.
2. Modesty adorns not only the girl, but also the virgin.
3. Everyone lives for himself, but serves others.
4. Order is needed everywhere: both in thoughts and in the kitchen.
5. Prove to me strictly logically that we are made for each other.
6. A crooked shelf drives me crazy.
7. On a large scale, I get lost.
8. It’s difficult for me to remove pits from a whole bucket of cherries.
9. There is a cool lady in every Virgo.
10. The fly agaric definitely needs to be conspicuous, and White mushroom- and so good.
Scales:
1. Without a partner it’s like without hands.
2. The most disgusting thing is to argue.
3. Win by agreeing.
4. Only fools are principled.
5. I will involve anyone in anything.
6. Beauty will save the world.
7. Everything should be done according to the mood.
8. The hardest thing is to make a choice.
9. Not all “i”s need to be dotted.
10. I myself don’t know whether I’m for the whites or the reds.
Scorpion:
1. It’s a pity there’s no one to sting.
2. Every event is like a sofa: it must have hidden springs.
3. There must be a serious reason for smiling.
4. You can free yourself from everything, but not from your own passions.
5. I sing a song of love on the battlefield. 6. Not everyone can stand my gaze.
7. My passions rarely come to the surface, like a shark that rarely swims to the surface.
8. The world is lost without knights.
9. There are still Othellas on earth!
10. I look like a cactus - my fabulous flower opens for the chosen few.
Sagittarius
1. Good man there must be a lot.
2. To whom I owe, I forgive everyone.
3. Best vacation- trip around the world.
4. The main thing about the problem is its scale.
5. My ideal is Ivan Tsarevich.
6. It is impossible to be angry with me.
7. Remorse - what is it?
8. Commitment adorns only mediocre people.
9. It’s stupid to worry in advance; we’ll figure out the situation.
10. Not an obligatory person, he simply must be obligatory.
Capricorn:
1. I am not a springer or even a stayer. I'm a marathon runner.
2. And there is one warrior in the field.
3. Don’t break the laws - someone else will get away with it, but you will be caught.
4. I need very little for myself. My property is simply a mirror of my successes.
5. Life is like a train that arrives at every station exactly on schedule.
6. It’s nice to talk about distant countries while sitting at home.
7. True Capricorn, like cognac, is distinguished by its aging.
8. It’s worth climbing to the top all your life just to spit down from there just once.
9. Only I get younger with age.
10. I’m on my way, I’m on my way, I don’t whistle, and when I get there, I won’t let go.
Aquarius:
1. How boring it is to be like others!
2. If I invented you, become what I want.
3. Prejudices are for fools.
4. The future simply must be wonderful.
5. It is difficult to be an angel, but it is necessary.
6. Good intentions are more important than good deeds.
7. To become an innovator, you must first forget about traditions.
8. Sex? There are more important things in life.
9. Friends first, and then family... if, of course, there is time.
10. There is no kinder me, no more cheerful me.
Fish:
1. It is more important to sympathize than to help.
2. I can’t give up alcohol like a fish from water.
3. Order was invented by boring people.
4. Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
5. You never know what I can promise...
6. Working in a hurry is the same as swallowing without chewing.
7. I am ready to understand everyone, but not myself.
8. A willow bends in a storm, but an oak tree falls.
9. Everyone knows that I am always busy, but few people know what exactly.
10. Don’t put pressure on me, otherwise I’ll slip away like a fish out of your hands!
Have a positive spring mood!
Of course, a comic horoscope based on zodiac signs has a right to life. Some people believe that such horoscopes are unreliable, however, by reading short, sparkling characteristics, they recognize themselves and their friends.
Exactly cool horoscope according to the signs of the zodiac, he calls things by their proper names. If you have a sense of humor, read it!
Cool horoscope according to the zodiac signs of the element of Fire
The Ram is always right, he knows the price of everything, it’s easier to shoot him than to argue. Impeccably honest. If a suit doesn’t suit you or you’re overweight, he’ll tell you honestly about it. In everyday life he is usually useless, but he generates brilliant ideas to match Sagittarius.
Leo - cool horoscope according to zodiac signs
People are divided into two types - those close to them and everyone else. He is an egoist, but he is forgiven for his holy belief in his own impeccability. The best in everything! He makes it clear to his marriage partner that it came to him along with the status of the lion’s chosen one. Unarmed in the face of flattery, with the help of which one can twist ropes out of the Leo zodiac sign.
Sagittarius - a comic horoscope for the zodiac sign
Sagittarius readily expresses his opinions even when he is advised to hold his tongue. But the mouth of the Sagittarius zodiac sign does not close, because his personal opinion should become the truth for everyone. A lucky sign in life! Sagittarius has a lot of friends who, if something happens, will not let him disappear.
Comic horoscope according to the zodiac signs of the Earth element
More stubborn than Aries, just stubborn, but not an innovator, boring and greedy. It doesn't have this charming sheepish indifference and... The zodiac sign Taurus is an unsurpassed slow-witted person. Lustful. Constant in affections. Distrustful and wary of new people, but will stand up for old friends.
Virgo - comic horoscope by zodiac sign
According to statistics, most psychopathic maniacs are born under the Virgo zodiac sign. These heartless monsters poison the life of everyone who finds themselves in the same territory with them with their pedantry and love of law and order. But in everyday life, Virgo is useful like no other.
Capricorn - a cool horoscope about zodiac signs
Happiness can only be achieved in one way - by breaking in like hell. The meaning of his life is in work. At first he seems meek, but at the first opportunity he will give you a noticeable poke. He receives the greatest pleasure if he manages to do this with Leo, whom he cannot stand for his arrogance. Leo responds to him in kind, cannot stand this dirty trick, and if at the moment of the poke Leo is not in the mood, the zodiac sign Capricorn must immediately run away, otherwise things will end badly.
Comic horoscope according to the zodiac signs of the air element
Twins
No one realizes how difficult it is for the Gemini zodiac sign to survive in this huge world possibilities! Choice is Gemini's obsessive nightmare. They always feel like life is passing them by, even if they get caught up in events.
Libra - cool horoscope according to zodiac signs
Libras consider themselves aesthetes, are unreliable, have seven Fridays a week, and are yearning, which is unattainable in principle for the Libra zodiac sign, because they are in constant dissonance between reality and what they want. They are indecisive, and therefore suffer from nervous ailments.
Aquarius - a comic horoscope for the zodiac sign
Looks like it fell from an oak tree. Oddly enough, many people like this. Even if in the life of the Aquarius zodiac sign everything goes wrong, he manages to give advice that works! Potential criminal. There is no Aquarius without a criminal past; he breaks the law with pleasure and, unlike Gemini, he understands perfectly well what he is doing.
Cool horoscope for the zodiac signs of Water
There is no sign more suspicious than Cancer! Constantly imagines the end of the world, is afraid of his own shadow, falls into hysterics and seeks consolation from Virgo. Disgust. He bores those around him with conversations about his illnesses, which is why everyone except Taurus runs away in horror. Has a penchant for philosophy and alcoholism. The first, as well as the second, is contraindicated for the Cancer zodiac sign.
Aries is always pleased with himself, which is reflected on his face. He rarely thinks, says and does the same thing. Usually he does everything wrong, but just dare to tell him about it. Then you will regret that you were born. The stubbornness of Aries is legendary, and not surprisingly, a ram, he is a ram.
If he gets stubborn, you won’t budge him. He always has two opinions on all events and phenomena, one is his, the other is incorrect. Aries says that he is never wrong, and therefore he believes that God was most likely an Aries.
Aries are as stubborn in love as in everything else. And if he seeks someone’s favor, he does it until the object of his passion gets tired of refusing him. And when he achieves the favor of his partner, he himself does not know why he needed it.
During the siege (it lasts a very long time), the object loses its attractiveness for him. Those who fall in love with Aries should only be pitied.
In the family, Aries loves to point things out, but does not want to do anything. And there is no way to move him from such a convenient position for him.
Cheerful horoscope for Taurus
Taurus is very stubborn, in this he is similar to Aries. Only someone who admires Taurus, tells him that he is always right, and, meanwhile, passing off his ideas as the ideas of Taurus, can convince him. Taurus women are very emotional and trusting.
About our love relationships she only speaks in superlatives. And if a man tells her that he can’t live without her, she really believes it.
Taurus men are hoarders and hoarders. They drag into the house everything they can get their hands on: old household appliances, broken furniture, a woman they don’t need. And then they wonder why the house is so cramped and noisy (the noise is from a woman who also cannot understand why she was brought here).
Taurus are very fond of various conflicts and gladly take the most ardent part in them, without being interested in the cause of the conflict. And when they find out the reason for the showdown, they beat themselves in the chest and say: “Oh my, what nonsense they fought over!”
Fun horoscope for Gemini
Geminis are two very similar people rolled into one. Since they are very similar, this irritates them and they argue all the time. If one says, “I want this woman,” the other will definitely object, “What do you need this slut for?” And as a result, the Gemini man chooses another, and then wonders, “What did I find in her?”
Gemini women are contradictory and fickle in their passions. They change men so often that sometimes they don’t even have time to remember the name of the next partner. And in order not to completely get confused in the names of their counterparts, they call everyone the same “my Hercules,” until the next lover turns out to be a short, skinny man.
He, of course, takes this treatment as ridicule. IN Everyday life Geminis are very indecisive. Can't accept it quickly the right decision, because one Gemini pulls in one direction, the other (out of spite) in the other. And it turns out, as in the immortal work of V.I. Lenin "One step forward, two steps back."
Fun horoscope for Cancer
Cancers are very cowardly and timid. They are constantly afraid that they will be accused of something, so they try to please everyone and make a bunch of impossible promises to everyone. They speak mainly in slogans and stereotypes, so that others do not suspect them of having any ulterior motives.
Crayfish lie without blushing (red crayfish are only boiled) and very inventively. It’s not for nothing that there are so many Cancers among politicians.
In love, Cancers are very careful, meticulously and carefully choosing a partner for themselves, even for life, even for the night. They rummage and sort through, like in the ruins of a second-hand store.
And when friends are surprised by such a long search for their loved one: “Are you choosing a cow?”, Cancers thoughtfully answer: “You can sell a cow, but you can suffer with this (this) all your life (night).
At work, Cancers are sycophants and sycophants, their bosses are gods and celestial beings, but if the opportunity arises (and it is safe for Cancer), they will gladly trip up their beloved boss.
Cheerful horoscope for Leo
The lion is in nature the king of beasts. People zodiac sign Leo never forgets about this. They are arrogant, selfish, always confident in their superiority and do not tolerate the opinions of others. You will be the most best friend Leo, if you constantly flatter him and praise his virtues.
Leos love to hang their portraits on the walls, and the larger the images, the better.
Leo women are like female spiders" black widow“If they don’t destroy their chosen one immediately after a night of love, then they gnaw at him for the rest of his life, or until the partner has enough patience.
Leo men love only themselves; they are simply not capable of loving anyone else. Therefore, they choose women who know only two words “yes” and “I obey.”
Cheerful horoscope for Virgo
If your zodiac sign is Virgo, then your loved ones and friends are terribly unlucky. You are obsessed with order, scrupulousness and cleanliness. Virgos are extremely neat and methodical. The need to tidy up and clean turns into a passion for them. If you get up from a chair or sofa in Virgo’s apartment, she immediately begins to smooth out the cape and shake off non-existent dust from it.
If Virgo falls into a small car accident, then the first thing she says to the approaching inspector about the second participant in the accident: “It’s no wonder that this teapot got into an accident, look how dirty his car is!”
A mandatory item in Virgo's house is a magnifying glass. With its help, she examines all the furnishings in the house, thus looking for dust particles.
Virgo also strictly plans her love relationships; meetings and sex with her partner occur according to schedule.
Cheerful horoscope for Libra
Libra is languid and graceful and full of incomprehensible mystery and nobility that is not understood by the rest of humanity. They love to dress fashionably and pay close attention to fashion. Their desire to look fashionable is so great that if someone assures them that it is fashionable: Libra women will put on a skirt inside out, and men will wear a shirt instead of trousers and tie it in a knot at the waist.
Libras love to teach everyone and explain everything to everyone. For example, with tenacity worthy best use, they will tell you the difference between a latte and coffee with milk. And it is useless to object to them that these are one and the same thing.
In love, Libra is mysterious and unpredictable. Sometimes the chosen one (chosen one) of Libra cannot understand what the Libra partner is trying to say. Either he invites you to an intimate date, or he says goodbye forever.
Cheerful horoscope for Scorpio
Scorpios consider themselves irresistible individuals; they can spend hours looking in the mirror and admiring themselves. They are great inventors and are always full of grandiose plans, but as soon as it comes to putting these plans into practice, they stop at the very first difficulties, saying, “I didn’t really want to.”
Scorpios are very loving and indecently sexual. They are proud of their love victories and talk about it on every corner. There’s just one small nuance: Scorpio men like those women, looking at whom other men say: “No, I can’t drink that much vodka,” and Scorpio women choose for themselves such chosen ones, about whom you can say that they just got off the hook yesterday. trees or crawled onto land.
Cheerful horoscope for Sagittarius
Sagittarians are such adventurers that being around them is simply dangerous. They may invite you to jump with a parachute, assuring you that they have done it a hundred times and will even offer to fold your parachute. Never agree, otherwise their satisfied face will be the last thing you see in your life.
Don’t even think about introducing your chosen one, if it’s a Sagittarius, to your parents. The ancestors will be shocked.
Sagittarians are careless and unfaithful lovers. Having parted with you in the evening, assuring you of his passionate love, in the morning he may simply not remember about you.
Cheerful horoscope for Capricorn
Capricorns are a peculiar mixture of Leo and Virgo. They believe that they are as charismatic as Leos and as logical as Virgos. In fact, they have the self-importance of Leo and the sadness of Virgo.
Capricorns are terrible workaholics, but they work with such a gloomy and dull look that you just want to tell them: “Put on a different face, a little more cheerful.”
In love, Capricorns are pessimists. His chosen one (chosen one) can prove his love a hundred times, but Capricorn is firmly convinced that he will certainly be abandoned. What happens most often is that the partner gets tired of fighting with the universal despondency of Capricorn.
Cheerful horoscope for Aquarius
Aquarians are the most “knowledgeable” people in the world. Ask Aquarius what Nadezhda Krupskaya was sick with as a child or what stars the constellation Sagittarius is made up of, and he will tell you with a smart look and in great detail about everything.
Aquarians love their body very much, they love to be naked, and therefore they are very willing to visit nudist beaches.
Aquarians are wonderful lovers, and if you constantly listen to them, agree with everything and admire their extensive knowledge, Aquarius will love you like Romeo.
Cheerful horoscope for Pisces
Pisces are very vengeful creatures, God forbid you offend this sign. Outwardly, they will not show that they are offended, but you will subsequently regret for a long time that you offended Pisces.
Pisces are very slow in everything, and they are also drivers. If you see a car driving along the highway at a speed of 40-50 km per hour, be sure that a representative of this sign is driving.
In love, Pisces are cold and predictable; they are said to be “dead fish.” But they consider themselves almost Scorpios in love relationships.
The ringleader and the provocateur. This is exactly the one scary man, who takes half the office to the bar on Fridays, and then the frightened wives and husbands of his colleagues catch the latter in parks, other people's apartments or the next bars. What about Aries? But nothing - his job was to start and quit, and if they got so wound up, that’s their problem)
“Where have you taken us, Hero Susanin? “Leave me alone guys, this is my first time here...” - a situation typical for Aries, especially during travel, vacations and vacations. Moreover, Aries often leaves it to others to get out of the situation, claiming to be sick/tired/suddenly dull, etc.
Aries, by the way, are one of those who consider the argument “I was drunk” to be quite weighty and understandable for the majority “ normal people”, and what’s interesting is that he is often excused for this, although then they think for a long time - what happened?
It's simple - childlike spontaneity. For this, you will forgive Aries everything - and the fact that he brought you to the wrong place or at the wrong time, disappeared, got drunk, brought you strangers or even forgot you at the station at the beginning of the journey)
But then, having extricated yourself from all these stories, you will remember the antics of Aries with pleasure, especially when twenty years have passed and you will be sitting by a warm stove in complete safety. After all, you will always have something to remember if you have ever vacationed in the company of an Aries. And it doesn’t matter whether he was there or not)
Taurus
Well, for starters, you can’t just rest. Before that, you must definitely work your ass off, present your labor achievements in a detailed form to yourself, colleagues, relatives, the Lord God and in general everyone who comes across), so that the whole world knows - Taurus has earned his rest and has the right to it!
But here the question of preparing for the holiday arises. And even if it’s just a day off, you need to think through the menu, select the appropriate music/cinema/book, finally change the curtains (and at the same time wash the windows, change the linens, wash everything), lift everyone’s spirits (yourself too), then... If you have time and energy left)
With his ceremony, Taurus can drive everyone who is ready to relax with him into a white heat. “It’s better not to put shoes there, there is a special spoon for this dish, be sure to pass the fruit dish to your neighbor, oh, you crumpled the tablecloth, I’ll fix it now,” etc. In general, if you live with a Taurus, sometimes it’s easier to lock yourself in the bathroom to relax. Then you can behave indecently for your own pleasure)
Taurus begins to plan vacations and celebrations ahead of time. After all, you need to take everything into account: think through the menu... (in general, you already understand, I think). But if it comes to vacation at all, then I assure you, it will be the best and highest quality vacation in the entire Zodiac! But sometimes it happens like in that joke about two Estonians: “— Good holiday New Year, Yes?" - “Yes, but sexual intercourse is better” - “Yes, but New Year is more often”)
Twins
In general, if you want to go or travel somewhere, then it is better not to enter into an argument with them, but to gently drag them by the hand in the direction you need. All the same, it will not be ideal, but Libra will not want to admit that their life is not ideal, and therefore they will try to pass off the real as ideal and honestly be happy about it)
Scorpion
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