New Year's Eve for adults. Scenarios for the New Year for adults
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The grandmothers enter and immediately go to the tree.
Matryona in the Snowflake costume, Flower - Squirrel.
Matryona: Well, you see, Little Flower, the tree is real, and you were deceived, deceived...
Flower: Yeah!.. She’s just like in childhood, wow! That's all I...
Scenario for New Year's corporate party for presenters
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Leading:
Well, all the guests are at the table!
New Year is like a snowball!
It grows every moment!
Brings us joy and happiness!
So let's congratulate each other!
Have a nice time everyone!
Presenter:
Eat and drink, gentlemen!
Years are not a problem!
There is no reason for...
Cool entertainment for the New Year “Well, you give it!”
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Phrases of the participating heroes:
New Year - Come on!
Santa Claus - Why don't you drink?
Snow Maiden - Both-on!
Old ladies - Wow!
Leshy - Well, good luck!
Waitress - Where are the empty plates?
Guests - Happy New Year!
On the eve of the New Year...
Scenario for the New Year's holiday for adults “Two boots - a pair”
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From behind the scenes the song “I got drunk and drunk” is heard. Baba Yaga and Kashchei are hiding behind the Christmas tree. Staggering, the shabby Snow Maiden enters without a belt, wearing only a mitten. He looks around at the guests and exclaims joyfully:
SNOW MAID: Oops! How many men are there! ...
Comic horoscope for women for the New Year
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Ladies who are CAPRICORN, don't be too strict!
You can drink - but not much!
I dare to assure you of this - love will overtake AQUARIUS!
For FISHES I will give the following forecast: Bouquets of scarlet roses await you!
For ARIES I will say in verse: there will be no problems with...
New Year celebration scenario for adults
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The Snow Maiden enters after the presenter’s introduction:
SN:
We have opened the doors to our beautiful hall,
And everyone saw the forest guest!
Tall, beautiful, green, slender,
It glows with different lights!
Isn't she a beauty?
Do we all like the Christmas tree?
There are quite a few...
New Year's skit for adults “Snowman”
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I'm a very strange snowman
I had a freak out!
I slipped on the ice
And I forgot where I was going.
I've been on the road for 7 days already,
My legs rolled away.
Only one carrot sticks out,
The nobles stuck it in cleverly!
This head injury
I ruined everything, alas!
I woke up on...
New Year's musical script for adults for the year of the pig
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HRYUMEO AND HRYULIETTA. New Year's OORK-OPERA for the year of the pig.
A funny “pig” parody musical performance in verse. New Year's parody of the classics, dedicated to the Year of the Pig and Boar.
OVCHITA (with indignation):
What are you talking about?! Senora...
A scene from a New Year's fairy tale for adults
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Music. MARIA SERGEEVNA, aka the Hostess, appears on the club stage
New Year's ball.
MARIA SERGEEVNA. Dear friends! It's time to call Santa Claus and his granddaughter. Let's get three or four together! Grandfather Frost!.. Once again! Santa Claus!..
On stage...
Scene. New Year's fairy tale for adults. Koschey and his wife.
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Baba Yaga:
How are you doing, Koscheyushka?
Have not seen you for a long time.
You chavoy are out of your mind
There's a pimple on my lip.
Oh, you'll waste your health
On the family path.
Try hare droppings
He is vigorous, he will get through,
He is much more powerful than honey,
Although it doesn't taste like honey.
Scenario New Year's Eve“One day on New Year’s Eve.”
Fanfare sounds. Exit of the Snow Maiden.
Snow Maiden. Good evening, invited and welcome guests!
Good evening, young, married and single guests!
Have fun and prosperity, we are glad to meet you!
On New Year's Eve, children expect holidays and gifts from Santa Claus, and adults, the fulfillment of wishes, great joys, and love. And I would like to wish you:
Let there be no depressing days,
Down with the bleak forecast!
I wish everyone that the coming year,
Brought love and joy to you!
Happy New Year!
Snow Maiden's song "New Year's".
Snow Maiden. Yes, but what would the New Year be without my much-needed pensioner?
global scale, Santa Claus! I know he's already here. Who hid it?
My beloved old grandfather, he left earlier,
I got into a snowy Mercedes, but I was skiing.
Has a revolution really happened somewhere?
The New Year will not come without Santa Claus.
Come on, let's all call grandpa together!
The name is Santa Claus. Exit of Santa Claus.
Father Frost. I hear, I hear the name! Here I am, and here I am.
The New Year is already coming, the president congratulates everyone, he wishes everyone happiness.
Businessmen - profits, their wives - sables,
For those who work - work, for those in power - for those who care,
He says to the whole country: Happy New Year, with new happiness!
Santa Claus's song "New Year".
And I brought you a gift - a bird of happiness with a blue wing. She will make everyone happy!
Come on, louder jokes, laughter, I take out the bird of happiness!
I didn't understand! This is misfortune. There is no bird of happiness, fact! I'm going to have a heart attack!
The exit of Baba Yaga.
Baba Yaga. This is exactly as good as it gets. Birds of happiness are not to be seen!
Father Frost. Who are you, old hag?
Baba Yaga. Yes, I’m a grandmother - YAGA! Yes, she aged a little, became crooked, and got sick.
Age, damn it, is taking its toll!
Father Frost. What do you want, old lady?
Baba Yaga. I'll whisper in your ear.
Father Frost. Why in your ear, tell me!
Baba Yaga. One two Three.
Snow Maiden. Is this another riddle?
Baba Yaga. Fulfill three wishes and receive the bird of happiness!
Father Frost. Here I go with my staff three times, give the old bird of happiness...
grandma!
Snow Maiden. Grandpa, don't rush. Take your time, settle down.
Even old grandma The hedgehog wants a little happiness. And what are three wishes?
Baba Yaga. To begin with, to warm up, I wish the people to start a round dance!
Father Frost. Send everyone to the garden?.. I you..!
Snow Maiden. Grandpa! Not in the garden, the people should dance the achorovod.
True, nowadays round dances are no longer in fashion among the people; the locomotive dance is fashionable.
Father Frost. What, manure?
Snow Maiden. Yes, not manure, but a steam locomotive! We are all locomotives, and the guests are carriages.
Whoever has the longest squad is younger. Music plays louder, train
is leaving!
Baba Yaga. Have a celebratory dose and hitch a ride to the locomotive!
Father Frost. Come on, together with the steam locomotive, together with Grandfather Frost, we will overtake
everyone now!
Snow Maiden. Of course I'm the best thinner waist my!
Dance-game "STEAM LOGO".
Baba Yaga. I have more carriages. I rode from the heart!
Snow Maiden. Grandmother Yaga, what is your second wish?
Baba Yaga. And who said that this was my first wish?
Father Frost. Ah, so, again in your repertoire: have you decided to deceive us?
Baba Yaga. Fine, fine. Don't rush me, old man. I'll tell you my wish
a little later. In the meantime, dance, smile, have fun, don’t be shy.
Father Frost. Everyone is dancing and having fun with my granddaughter.
I'll go look for help, such a good fellow,
So that he would punish the old woman and rescue the bird of happiness.
Goodbye friends, have fun without me!
Snow Maiden. Let's start having fun. There will be music, we will be together
dance the snow shake, ice break, snowflake waltz, lezginka and ice tango!
Dance department with competitive dances.
Snow Maiden. Everyone is so young, mischievous and lively! Why are you sad, grandma?
Baba Yaga. I want to rejuvenate and fall in love with someone, and for him to love me
and followed me like a shadow. Here's another wish.
Snow Maiden. So this is not one thing, but three: getting younger - one, falling in love -
two, so that he loves you - three. Three wishes! Will you keep your promise?
Baba Yaga. If you fulfill your wish, I will give you the bird of happiness. I bet you!
Snow Maiden. Now we need a man with a capital M. Come on, grandma,
say: one, two, three.
Baba Yaga. Trot, two, three. Little man, show up!
Santa Claus leads Ivan the Fool to the recording “I am Moscow empty bamboo.”
Father Frost. Wow, good fellow, get it!
Ivan. Hello, old hag, well, do you recognize me? Hut, hut,
turn your front to the forest, and your back to me and bend over a little! Ha, Ha, Ha!
Baba Yaga. Oh, Vanyusha, you’re dressed somehow wonderfully.
Ivan. Well, he looked normal, he took the raspberry caftan from Kashchei, tsepura
I took the red one off the oak tree, tore off the leather for Gorynych’s boots, and the nut for the king’s finger.
gave out.
Baba Yaga. Why are you hiding your eyes behind glasses?
Ivan. And the glasses were given by my namesake, Vanyushka Demidov, so, he says, Vanek, wear them,
I don’t need it anymore, I’ve grown wiser.
Baba Yaga. How is your little wife, Vasilisa the Wise?
Ivan. No, grandma, I have wives. Ivasik took me away with this TV.
So I'm free now.
Baba Yaga. You probably offended her. Didn't supply enough, didn't love enough, here you go
and it sucked.
Ivan. It was I who did not supply, it was I who offended. Yes I, yes I... everything for her, the best
I gave her the bone, but she still didn’t have enough, not enough, and she got me! That's what I want
get yourself a harem, well, like in Turkey...
Snow Maiden. It’s good that you are free, our Ivan is a people’s hero! We do not want
offend you, do you want to see your harem?
Ivan. Well, is it possible?
Baba Yaga. Not Mona, but Noona!
Ivan sings the song “Beauty”.
The Snow Maiden invites everyone to dance, a selection of wives takes place, who are invited to the stage.
Baba Yaga. Van, and Van, why do you need a whole harem, look at them, look how
overdressed. Well, you have to plow day and night just to dress them,
and they probably eat more than one black bread and water.
Ivan. Yes! I don't like to work.
Baba Yaga. In! You choose one, one that will feed you, and clothe you, and
loved it!
Ivan is blindfolded, the girls line up. Baba Yaga has inflatable balloons, Ivan chooses Baba Yaga.
Baba Yaga. Oh, Van, look at the balls. And everyone is flying to the ceiling (throws up the balls, Ivan backs away). Vanyusha, if you love me, you will be happy until your death! Come on, come to me, you don’t want to.
Ivan. Love, of course, grandma, is evil, I would love a goat, but an old hag!.. Alas, I cannot love.
Baba Yaga. It is, of course, what it is, that is, my years cannot be counted, I’m not young at all...
Snow Maiden. Let's all dance, gentlemen! Let's throw off the extra years! Grandma, get yourself together and
take up fitness. If you pump up your abs, you'll lose them quickly excess weight,
you will become young again. Dance, dance gentlemen!
Baba Yaga. Oh, I want to have fun, fly on a broom!
Competition "Dance with a broom".
To the music, Baba Yaga passes the broom to those dancing in a circle; the selected participant must go out into the circle and dance with the broom, then passes it to the next one, and so on.
Dance department.
Baba Yaga. Oh, they had fun, they pleased grandma, they drove around the little broom.
Van, look, I’m cheerful and quite young, I’ve definitely become younger!
Ivan. Only she didn’t make a face. Whoever would rejuvenate you, then I would love you.
Throw off your skin like a frog and become a thousand years younger. (Leaves).
Snow Maiden. Grandma Yaga, you need to change your image.
Baba Yaga. FAQ?
Snow Maiden. Image! Change your appearance, and then your years won’t be so noticeable.
Baba Yaga. And where do they change it?
Snow Maiden. Sergei Zverev came to visit us in Zhlobin on tour. He is fashion stylist, you need to see him. If you change your image, Ivan will definitely love you.
Baba Yaga. Then I flew to this beast of yours.
Baba Yaga flies away on a broom.
Father Frost. In the meantime, Yaga is looking for her image, we invite everyone to dance.
Dance department.
The game is being played.
The appearance of the glamorous Baba Yaga to the tune of “Dolce gabana”. Ivan was speechless.
Baba Yaga. Hello, chuvirly, hello, peppers! (to Ivan) Well, what are you staring at? Speech
lost from the beauty of a girl?
Snow Maiden. Oh, Grandma Yaga, you’re unrecognizable.
Father Frost. And where are you, my dear? Eh, you went too far with beauty,
granny.
Baba Yaga. Well, what, do you like it? I will always be like this now.
Baba Yaga sings the song “Let those who didn’t get us cry!”
Baba Yaga. So, Vanyatka, be healthy and don’t be bored! Now I’m a glamorous girl, but look around, so many men can’t take their eyes off me.
And my heart is free!
Father Frost. So what happens, we won’t see the bird of happiness this year?
Baba Yaga. Come on, dude, don't be upset, I'm kind today.
The apotheosis finale! Auction! The bird of happiness is for sale, whoever gets it will
will never part with luck, money, love.
Auction: the winner will receive a bottle of champagne decorated with bright ribbons.
The winner receives the “bird of happiness” and all the money he paid for it.
The song “Happy New Year” is performed by _________________.
Ivan. Happy New Year, with new happiness!
Let it find you!
Let the worries not go away
The sparkle of wonderful, clear eyes!
Baba Yaga. Let in business always and everywhere
Success will follow you!
And today on this holiday
May you be the happiest!
Father Frost. May your health not fail you
Strict boss doesn't scold
And the bag will send gifts
Good Grandfather Frost!
Snow Maiden. Let a true friend be nearby
Both on holiday and in bad weather.
And let it come into your home like a snowball
Happiness always comes!
All. Happy New Year!!!
The final song is "New Year's Hymn".
Snow Maiden.Christmas story New Year's Eve is over, but not over!
A night full of surprises!
Baba Yaga. And we are waiting for you at the House of Culture on January 1 at 1 am!
Especially! We offer a script for its organization, written by the talented author T. Efimova “An unforgettable New Year: memories for the year ahead!”, which will help entertain and captivate friends or relatives gathered at the same table to celebrate their favorite holiday. To celebrate, you will need simple props, which, like the holiday itself, can be easily made on your own by adding your own ideas and jokes to the proposed version.
Scenario "Unforgettable New Year: memories - for the year ahead!"
What is necessary? Garlands, a box for New Year's mail, CDs with popular songs and melodies, tape, A4 paper, cardboard, pencils, paints or markers, scissors (3 pcs.), Whatman paper (4 pcs.), plasticine, newspapers, corrugated and colored paper , bright paper in rolls (the more the better), large plates (2 pcs.), chiffon scarf or scarf (4 pcs.), air balloons(20 pcs. or more), cosmetics, jewelry, hat, thick mittens (kitchen mitts are also an option), gift bag, ribbons (1 m long, from 5 pcs.), rain.
What to make and how to do it yourself?
New Year Mailbox.
Cover a box (for example, a shoe box) on all sides with blue wrapping paper with snowflakes. In the upper part, cut a hole for letters measuring 0.5 by 10 cm and make a large white inscription “Mail”. The box for letters and wishes is ready. Place sheets of paper, pencils and markers next to the New Year's “mailbox” so that everyone can send holiday messages to each other.
Poster with unfinished phrases.
Large on whatman paper in block letters write parts of the sentences and leave blank space so that they can be completed.
Portrait of a snowman.
On whatman paper, draw a snowman in a bucket instead of a hat and with a broom in his hands. In place of the nose, cut a round hole, the diameter of which is equal to the diameter of the base of the cone, carrot.
GAMES AND ENTERTAINMENT AT THE NEW YEAR'S TABLE
While all the guests are gathering, the presenters offer to cut out snowflakes and stars from colored paper and write wishes on them. All New Year's cards are mixed and placed in a “mailbox”. The holiday begins with the traditional congratulatory part.
Leading:
Happy New Year,
I wish you happiness and joy!
Everyone who is single should get married,
To everyone who is in a quarrel, make peace,
Forget about grievances.
To everyone who is sick - become healthy,
Bloom, rejuvenate.
To everyone who is skinny, become fatter,
Too fat - lose weight.
Too smart - become simpler,
Narrow-minded people need to wise up.
To all gray haired people, let them turn black.
So that bald people have hair
They thickened at the top,
Like Siberian forests!
For songs, for dancing
Never ended.
Happy New Year,
With new happiness,
My dear friends!
Game moment "New Year's mail"
Leading: Dear guests, the snowy breath of winter brought us a huge number of letters with wishes for the holiday. They are stored in a "mailbox". Throughout the evening, you can replenish it with congratulations and recognition to someone. They can be either anonymous or registered. Every hour mail will be checked, new letters will be taken out and transferred to the recipients. Well, now we will receive the first “snow” wishes that have arrived. New Year is a truly magical holiday! So let all the good things that are said today come true, and let all your wishes come true!
I invite two volunteers to take part in the first New Year's competition. They have to play the role of a blizzard, which sends its messengers - snowflakes - throughout the Earth. And to whom they will fly and what kind of message they will bring, we will soon find out.
The essence of the game:
Two volunteers take a snowflake from the “mailbox” (from those on which the guests wrote wishes). They put a snowflake on their lips, inhale the air and suck the leaf so that it does not fall. After this, each player chooses the recipient of his message, comes closer to him and sharply blows a snowflake so that it falls into the hands of the recipient or as close to him as possible. After the New Year's messages arrive, the participants who received them read out loud what was sent to them, take a snowflake as a souvenir and themselves become “postmen” who must send the next snowflakes.
The game can be paused at any time and resumed at the request of the participants or at the discretion of the host. It is not at all necessary to send out all the snowflakes - some of them can simply be read aloud by the host or distributed to guests at any time. One way or another, it is best to empty the New Year’s “mailbox” after this competition so that the snowflakes do not get mixed up with other congratulations that guests will write throughout the evening.
Competition "Continue the New Year's phrase"
Scenario New Year's party for adults
New Year's holiday scenario for adults
Characters
1st presenter
2nd presenter
Father Frost
Snow Maiden
Cheerful music is playing, spectators take their places at the tables if the performance is going on in a cafe. But then the soundtrack of a song about winter, New Year celebrations (any kind) comes on. After her, the presenter and presenter come out in costumes stylized as Gzhel or Khokhloma.
1st presenter.
Oh, you, gentlemen, guests,
You are welcome here!
Come into the elegant hall,
Look at the fun!
2nd presenter.
We wish everyone to have fun
And don’t be lazy to laugh,
It's fun to celebrate the holiday,
Don't be bored for a second!
1st presenter.
On New Year's Eve
We issued a decree
That's why we ask
Come to our holiday!
2nd presenter.
To have fun from the heart,
Remember the charter of our page!
(They read out.)
1st presenter.
Our first paragraph says,
That the carnival is already open!
2nd presenter.
Paragraph two - it is announced to everyone,
That sadness is not allowed here!
1st presenter.
Paragraph three prohibits
Swear, get angry and mope,
Look sad and dare!
2nd presenter.
Paragraph four obliges everyone
Sing and joke, dance and laugh,
Have fun all evening!
1st presenter.
On New Year's Eve,
And everyone knows this
It can be a lot of fun
It can be interesting!
Like children, everyone will want
And sing and dance,
And in different games, competitions
Take part.
2nd presenter.
Who will be the most active today?
He will receive the New Year's prize.
Fanfare sounds.
1st presenter.
Our dear guests,
The fun time is coming!
Hello, long-awaited holiday!
Hello, hello, New Year!
A ballroom dance is performed.
2nd presenter(after the dance).
We have many holidays in Rus',
New Year's is the best
Ask anyone.
1st presenter.
Family holiday
Everyone calls him
At the elegant Christmas tree
The whole family is welcome!
2nd presenter.
Let me ask you a question, gentlemen:
What is the name of the coming year?
(Year of the Snake...)
1st presenter.
That's right, you guessed it -
The year of the wise Snake is coming.
2nd presenter. If you believe eastern horoscope, people born in the year of the Snake are philosophers and thinkers, have good taste, have pleasant manners, but adventures are contraindicated for them.
1st presenter. The main problem of “snakes” is that they do not listen to anyone’s advice and do not learn from mistakes. They are easily restored and renewed after any illness.
2nd presenter. She goes any way towards her one and only goal. Even if this path is in the form of a zigzag.
1st presenter. She knows how to please, easily adapts to any lifestyle and does not experience financial difficulties.
2nd presenter.
A few questions
Let me ask you.
What about this animal
Can you tell?
There is a quiz. A token is awarded for the correct answer.
Quiz “Wise Snake”
1. In what fairy tales is the image of a snake (boa constrictor) found?
2. How is the snake associated with medicine?
3. Why is the snake called a symbol of wisdom?
4. Which hero of Russian fairy tales connects the Year of the Dragon and the Year of the Snake?
5. Which of the Russian heroes did the Basurman nicknamed the Serpent fight with?
6. Which snake can be used to make a ball, a rectangle, a seahorse and a dog?
7. Who in Wonderland mistook Alice for a snake?
9. What story did the Soviet series about Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson begin with?
10. What kind of snake is on the table now?
1st presenter.
We won’t torment you with questions anymore.
We invite you to dance.
Everyone is dancing now!
Dances are performed.
2nd presenter.
Friends, we have something for everyone
Very nice New Year's news.
Just postal dog
He brought us a telegram.
1st presenter(reads out).
"Wait for a visit. We're flying,
We want to congratulate everyone,
To be with you again
Let's celebrate this holiday."
2nd presenter.
And at the end two more lines:
"Santa Claus, Snow Maiden, period."
1st presenter.
In the meantime, their plane is on the road, on the way,
Our main meeting is ahead!
2nd presenter.
Concert numbers
We'll give it to you now.
And our artists will perform them,
Just great!
2 concert numbers are performed. The presenters leave at this time. Then they return dressed as Father Frost and Snow Maiden.
Father Frost.
We arrived here.
Good evening, gentlemen!
Snow Maiden.
Good evening friends!
I'm glad to meet you!
Father Frost.
One day the day and hour come -
Everyone is waiting with hope for their arrival -
And the miracle happens again.
And this miracle is New Year!
Snow Maiden.
And with him we appear to people
In the sparkle of jokes and undertakings,
And on this day we will be guests
All of you: both adults and children.
Dear uncles, dear aunts,
Greet us!
What are you waiting for?
Father Frost.
Let's get to know each other, I'm glad to see you to tears!
My name is simply
I am Santa Claus!
Snow Maiden.
Since getting to know everyone is more important (to Santa Claus.)
Get the snowball out quickly.
(Addresses the audience.)
We'll throw it to you.
And you name the name!
The game "Getting Acquainted" is played.
Father Frost.
Nice, nice frolic,
Like children, have fun!
Snow Maiden.
Dear Grandfather Frost,
I have a question for you.
The tree is sad,
For some reason it doesn't light up.
Father Frost.
We will fix this problem
Let's make all the lights burn.
Christmas tree, Christmas tree, don’t be lazy,
Hurry up and light up for us!
Santa Claus hits with his staff. The lights on the Christmas tree come on. The general light goes out.
Father Frost.
Let's remember previous years -
I was a grandfather anywhere:
He sang songs, he knew how to dance,
In general, I did what I wanted.
Maybe we can remember the old days -
Let's sing one song.
Snow Maiden.
You will sing the first verse like children.
The second is in the language of animals
and birds of the planet.
Points to the tables, gives the task to sing alone, like dogs - woof-woof; like goats - meh; crows - kar-kar; cats - meow-meow, etc.
New Year's party for adults. Scenario
“How evil spirits celebrated New Year 2018”
To the accompaniment of gloomy music, representatives of evil spirits appear in the hall: the goblin, the kikimora, the devil.
They move slowly in a circle, freezing from time to time in bizarre poses. Then Baba Yaga disperses this entire procession.
Baba Yaga. Ugh, devilry! They staged some kind of bacchanalia here. They told me: don’t get involved with Western agencies! No, in our Russian way: we would decorate a Christmas tree in the forest, and, according to tradition, we would steal the gifts from Santa Claus. I would dress up as the Snow Maiden, prove to everyone that she is not cold at all... (Notices the guests.)
Oh, and the guests are already here! Hello, vampires and kikimoras, ghosts and all evil spirits! Thank you for coming to my New Year's party!
Kikimora. FAQ? What kind of party?
Baba Yaga. Eh, village! Party is an American holiday. Now Western showmen will arrive, that is, for you dark ones, buffoon entertainers. They will amuse us, entertain us, and organize a New Year's performance in their own way. It’s just that they are delayed for some reason - but that’s okay, we’ll warm up for now. Do something nice for grandma, tell me how terrible and disgusting I am.
Baba Yaga is holding a competition.
Auction of terrible compliments
Participants take turns calling negative qualities grandmothers. The one who repeated himself, made a mistake or was delayed in answering for more than 3 seconds is eliminated. Baba Yaga gives her portrait to the winner.
From afar, sorrowful groans and sounds similar to singing are heard.
Oh, you're sweet
Hear me.
I'm standing under the window
Me with a guitar.
To whom should I
Have you left?
Is it really love?
Has ours disappeared?
Do you remember how with you
Have you had mercy?
Every bone
Have you been rubbing in?
Oh, you darling,
You are Yagushechka,
Come back to me
On the pillow!
Kashchei the Immortal appears with a stunted bouquet of flowers and a guitar.
Kashchei. Yaga! Why didn’t you invite me, your most devoted fan, to your Sabantuy? Maybe, Last year See you!
Yaga. Are you crazy, Kashchei? Or your needle is completely rusty, hee hee hee!
Kashchei. It is you, Yagusya, who are behind the times. Or haven't you heard anything about the end of the world? In 2012 we are all finished, so you and I only have a year left.
Yaga. I’d rather live this year as a free, self-sufficient woman than endure your endless tricks.
Kashchei. What are you talking about, old man? Have you completely lost your mind?
Yaga. Exactly. “The old hag has lost her mind” - to Vasilisa the Beautiful, I suppose you’ll sing other songs! That's it, my feminine patience is over. I want to be respected and seen in me not only as a woman, but also as a person!
Kashchei. What are you talking about, Yagusenka. You are very good with us - both as a woman and as a representative of the forest fauna. There are even worse people here than you.
Kashchei is holding a competition called “The Scarecrow.”
The presenters call two teams of 3 people each (1 lady and 2 gentlemen).
The lady stands between the gentlemen, and they must dress her in a minute, but only in the clothes that they themselves are wearing (watches and rings also count). Accordingly, the team whose queen turns out to be the winner more clothes. The game goes just great, especially when this picture appears: 4 representatives of the stronger sex are standing in their mother’s clothes, and two beauties resemble garden scarecrows.
Yaga. This doesn't justify you. You are very stubborn. So tell me, how did you and I have fun? Dinner with toadstools by candlelight and stupa rides. And the Americans offered me to dance a striptease.
Kashchei. What kind of outrage is this?
Yaga. I'll demonstrate it now!
To the appropriate music, Baba Yaga begins to slowly undress.
Kashchei. What a horror! Stop it, Yaga, otherwise I’ll be hit before the end of the world comes!
Yaga. Okay, then look at the soft version.
Conducts the “Soft Striptease” competition.
Several participants are called to the stage. They are given sheets with small slits. At a signal, they throw the sheets over themselves and begin to take off their clothes. A minute later, a second signal sounds, and the presenters count who took the photo. large quantity items. At the end, you can announce that the participants' clothes will be sold at an auction that will take place in 15 minutes.
Sharp sounds are heard in the hall - metal on glass.
Kashchei. What is this? Who is this? (Hides behind Yaga)
Yaga. Don't be afraid, dear guests. Our foreign showman has finally arrived!
Freddy Krueger appears.
For the audience to recognize him, all he needs is a hat, a striped T-shirt and, of course, the proverbial hand (2-3 forks are attached to the fingers with adhesive tape).
Freddie(with American accent). Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Good evening, Woman Yaga! (Kisses Yaga's hand.) Sorry for being late - bottles.
Yaga. What other bottles?
Freddie. Well, I don’t know how to say this in Russian... Transport collapse...
Kashchei. Traffic jams, or what?
Freddie. Just about, traffic jams... (Notices Kashchei.) And this, as I understand it, is your national hero-superstar. (He extends his hand to Kashchei with forks.)
Kashchei. Firstly, I still have a long way to go before I get old, and secondly, I could organize a holiday for our forest evil spirits myself - it would save a lot of money.
Yaga. Yeah, you’ll save money with you... So we could watch “The Irony of Fate” all night...
Freddie. I will now demonstrate one trick to you, and you will understand what performance is.
Freddy's Focus
Freddy takes out the prepared flowers: 3 red and 3 blue. He moves away
There are two chairs at a distance of 10 steps from each other and a glass on each. Then he gives red flowers to one spectator, blue flowers to another and asks them to remember the color of the bouquets.
Blue flowers are placed in one glass, red flowers in another. Both glasses are covered with bright scarves and spectators are asked to closely monitor the bouquets. Within a few minutes, Freddy lavishes compliments on Yaga and quarrels with Kashchei. Then he declares that the flowers are magical and could be done without outside help swap places. The scarves are removed, and, to everyone's surprise, it turns out that blue flowers turned into red, and the red turned into blue.
The secret of focus. It is necessary to make flowers from white material. Then two strong infusions are prepared - red litmus and blue. Each trio is impregnated with its own solution.
Before the performance, a little vinegar essence is poured into one glass, and the same amount of ammonia into the other. Blue flowers are placed in a glass with essence, and red flowers are placed in a glass with ammonia. The action of vinegar vapor will cause the blue flowers to gradually turn red, and the vapor of ammonia will change the red color to blue.
Kashchei. Me too, trick! Now I’ll show you, I’ll show you!
Kashchei's Focus
Kashchei demands a hundred-ruble bill from the audience and, holding it horizontally, folds it in half lengthwise. Then he places a pencil under it. Viewers will see how a pencil, having pierced the paper, appears on the other side. Without pulling out the pencil, Kashchei turns the bill vertically and, holding it from above with one hand, sharply lowers the pencil down with the other. It easily passes through the paper, and the bill appears safe and sound.
The Secret of Focus. A 4 centimeter long cut is made in the middle part of the pencil. When demonstrating a trick, Kashchei moves the pencil on the side of the bill opposite from the audience so that half fits into the cut. The second half is folded back. When viewers see a tongue-like part of a pencil, they will mistake it for a whole pencil. After this, all that remains is to sharply lower the pencil down and release the bill from the cut.
Yaga. Tricks are too easy. I want to get excited about dancing!
Kashchei and Freddie compete in performing rock and roll, Yaga involves everyone present in the dance.
Yaga. Well, dear guests, what do you like better: the Western mentality or the Russian soul?
Leshy. Grandma, we would like Santa Claus and Snow Maiden. They will still be nicer than these monsters!
Yaga. Okay! Everyone join in the New Year's round dance - we'll light the Christmas tree and receive gifts!
The guests form a round dance and sing the song “A Christmas tree was born in the forest.”
