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An interesting scenario for a teacher's day at school. Funny scenes for Teacher's Day at school - for elementary, middle and high schools

According to tradition, on Teacher’s Day, October 5, 2019, concerts are held in elementary schools, at which children perform poems and songs in honor of teachers, dance numbers, fragments of performances and small scenes for Teacher's Day for grades 1-4.

Comic skits for Teacher's Day from primary school students

Funny scenes for Teacher's Day primary classes will not require students to memorize large texts, and their performance does not require special costumes or props.

We offer you examples of mini-skits for Teacher's Day for grades 1-4 that will appeal to young viewers.

Teacher: “Ivanov, how much will it be if six is divided by two?”
Student: “What are we going to share, Sergei Petrovich?”
Teacher: “Well, let’s say six oranges.”
Student: “And between whom?”
Teacher: “Between you and Sidorov.”
Student: “Then five oranges for me and one for Sidorov. Now, if the tomatoes were divided, then it would be a different matter.”
Teacher: “Okay, how much will it be if six tomatoes are divided by two?”
Student: “It will be six.”
Teacher: “Why?”
Student: “But I don’t like tomatoes, Sidorov will get them all.”

In the next skit for junior classes for Teacher's Day, a teacher and a student also take part. The teacher invites the children to solve the problem and calls Vovochka to the board.

Teacher: “The condition of the problem is as follows: dad bought 1 kilogram of sweets, and mom bought another 2 kilograms. How many …"
(Vovochka jumps up and runs to the door.)
Teacher: “Vovochka, where are you going?!”
Student: “I ran home, I have candy!”

And here is another sketch for Teacher's Day for grades 1-4 with the participation of a careless student.

teacher: “Petya, bring your diary here. I’ll put another two on it.”
Peter: “But I don’t have it.”
teacher: “And where is he?”
Peter: “And I gave it to Fedka. Let him scare his parents!”

Another funny scene for Teacher's Day for primary school is a miniature in which two boys are kicking a soccer ball in the yard.

“Who is that making so much noise in your apartment?” - asks one.
“This is my grandfather explaining to my dad how to solve my math problem,” his friend replies.

And this mini-scene for Teacher's Day takes place at the beginning of the lesson.

teacher: “Vovochka, why are you late?”
Vovochka: “You said it yourself, Marya Ivanovna, that it’s never too late to learn!”

And one more sketch for primary school for Teacher's Day.

Pupil says to the teacher: “Anna Petrovna, I can’t make out what you wrote in my notebook.”
For what teacher replies: “I wrote: write legibly!”

The hall is decorated with multi-colored balls and maple leaves. Before the start of the holiday, melodies and songs about school are played.

We all learned a little bit
Something and somehow.
And everyone chose the path
And everyone chose their own path.
And those who were next to us,
Who taught and mentored us,
Today we honor
Thank you, teachers!

Presenter1:

Group performance: Rita Golubeva, Olya Nikonova, Maria Pushkova, Ekaterina Graves, Anastasia Kalugina with the song “Hello, teacher!”:

Presenter 2: Good evening!

1 presenter What are you doing? Look at the clock!

2 presenter Indeed, it’s not evening yet. It's only begining!

1 presenter. Today we have gathered to congratulate our teachers on their

professional holiday - Teacher's Day!!!

2 presenter. This holiday is celebrated in our country and around the world on 5

October. On this day, people honor teachers by expressing their love and

Gratitude.

1 presenter:

Strict and affectionate,

Wise and sensitive,

2 presenter:

For those who have gray hair at the temples,

For those who have recently left the walls of the institute,

1 presenter:

To those who told us the secrets of discoveries,

Teaches to achieve victory in work -

To everyone whose proud name is “teacher”,

Together: We dedicate the concert.

Presenter1:

Maxim: Today we will congratulate you,
Sing songs and read poems.
Maybe we'll dance, maybe we won't,
This is our biggest, biggest secret!

(Prokofiev's music plays. Sketch on English language. Participants 6a, 7a, CINDERELLA

Presenter 2: Teacher's Day is a special holiday. Today, every person celebrates it, because whoever he is - a president, a sailor, a driver, a doctor, a musician - first of all, he is someone's former student.

(dialogue between 2 students)

1 -Who teaches us?

2 - Who is tormenting us?

1 - Who gives us knowledge?

2 - This is our school teacher -

1 - Amazing people.

2 - It’s clear and bright with you,

1 - The soul is always warm.

2 - And forgive me if it’s on time

1 - The lesson was not learned.

2 - We congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts

1 - All our teachers

2 — And we wish everyone good health

— FROM NASTY CHILDREN

Performance by 4th and 5th graders with the song “Don’t Twist the Motley Globe”

Presenter: Our students Nikita Baykov and Georgy Baburin would like to congratulate us on Teacher’s Day.

Poetry…………………

Presenter 1: For you, dear teachers, the students of our school have prepared their congratulations, somewhat touching and funny. We hope that they will delight you on this autumn day and put you in a great mood.

Presenter 2: The comic poem “It is possible and it is not possible” will be read to you by a student of class 5 “a” Kochergin Igor

Explain to me friends:

Why can't I do everything?

You can't sing in physical education,

Jump on literature

I can’t eat at work,

You can't sleep anywhere at all.

Lena told me:

You are as stupid as a log!

You can eat and you can sing,

Jump, sleep, look out the window,

And you can chat with your girlfriend,

Just be very careful

Unnoticed, quietly...

I exclaimed: “You are a coward!

I'm not stupid, I'm brave!

That’s why I can’t do everything!”

Presenter 1: If a boy loves work and points his finger at a book, the teachers say: “What a nice boy!”

Presenter 2: For first-graders, ringing laughter is the best reward!
The kids will be very happy to congratulate you.

(Performance of 1st grade and 4th grade with the song “Miracles”

Presenter 1: Congratulations from a 4th grade student:

1.Teacher's Day! Listen with your heart

In these sounds that are dear to us

Everything related to youth, childhood,

We owe it to the teachers!

For affection, kindness, care,

We want to thank everyone.

I wish I could collect all the flowers in the world

And give it to you today!

From A to Z, to any discovery

The path begins with you.

May the work of the teacher be glorious!

May Teacher's Day be glorious!

All: Your day, teachers!

The song “Planet of Childhood” is performed by the group Maria Pushkova and Alexander Ovsyankin. Nikonova Olga, Golubeva Rita

Performance by 6th grade students

1.On an autumn day, when at the doorstep
The cold has already begun to breathe,
The school celebrates teacher's day -
A holiday of wisdom, knowledge, labor.

2.Teacher's Day! Listen with your heart
In these sounds that are dear to us.
Everything related to youth and childhood
We owe it to the teachers!

3. The bitterness of the first annoying mistake,
The sweetness of the first difficult victories
- Let everything be reflected in a smile,
Radiating wisdom and light.
4. You are always young at heart,
Sharing work and joys with us,
Our strict ones, our relatives,
Patient teachers!

The students have prepared a musical gift for you

Song “The world is like a colorful meadow” 2nd and 3rd grades

We will study, we will work,

We will repay you more than once for your kindness!

For your love, for your worries

Please accept a big thank you from us!

Thank you for being inquisitive in your work,

That they are always patient with us, restless people,

Because you couldn't live without us,

Thank you, dear ones! Thank you very much!

IN family life we wish you happiness,

May your children love you deeply.

Let bad weather pass you by,

And let it be sunny every hour!

We congratulate you on your holiday,

Never grieve about anything

And we wish you never to get sick,

Have a happy life, success in everything!

(Dance “Break dance” Performed by Andrey Sutugin, Albert Vekilyan, Rita Golubeva)

Presenter1:

Our dear teachers!
On this holiday - Teachers' Day -
Forget all your worries
And look at the world more cheerfully.
The 4th grade students congratulate everyone sitting in this hall. The guys prepared this number especially for Teacher's Day

Comic performance from 4th grade students with a song

"The half-educated wizard."

You need to study well so that what happened to the characters in the song does not happen to you.

Presenter 2: Speech by students of grades 8a, 9a.

Don't you dare forget your teachers.
They worry about us and remember us,
And in the silence of thoughtful rooms
They are waiting for our returns and news.
They miss these infrequent meetings.
And no matter how many years have passed,
Teacher's happiness is formed
From our student victories.
And sometimes we are so indifferent to them:
Under New Year We don’t send them congratulations,
And in the bustle or simply out of laziness
We don’t write, we don’t visit, we don’t call.

They are waiting for us. They're watching us
And they rejoice every time for those
Who will pass the exam somewhere again?
For courage, for honesty, for success.
Don't you dare forget your teachers.
Let life be worthy of their efforts.
Russia is famous for its teachers,
The disciples bring glory to her.
Don't you dare forget your teachers.

Song "Crane Song" (grades 7 and 8)

11th grade performance
Dear, good and kind,
Our dear teachers!
Thank you for your work,
Thanks for the lessons!
For your justice
For rigor and care
For your noble, hard work!

Performance by Rita Romachkova and grades 7, 8, 11 with the song “We wish you happiness”

1 Ved. Dear teachers! May joy and luck accompany you today, as always!

2 Ved. May the sky above you be especially deep and clear!

1 Ved. Let the fresh wind carry away the clouds that threaten anxiety and danger.

2 Ved. Let the warmth, care and attention of loved ones warm you up in your family

Ved: This concludes our holiday, all the best!

October 5, 2019 in all educational institutions Our country celebrates Teacher's Day. The children congratulate their teachers on the holiday, give them flowers, and publish wall newspapers for this day.

Also, schools traditionally organize concerts, where children perform songs, dances, perform various concert numbers and present sketches of congratulations on Teacher’s Day from students primary school.

Viewers especially like funny skits for Teacher's Day for primary grades. For example, have you ever thought that children imagine school and school life differently than adults? Do you want to know what they dream about?

This is discussed in funny scene on Teacher's Day for primary school.
There's a lesson in progress. All the guys buried themselves in Cell phones and tablets: write SMS to each other, play electronic games.

Teacher: “In the new game that I asked you in this lesson, Vovochka won! In a week we will learn in new game. Thanks to all! In the meantime, Vovochka, remind the kids how to behave at school.”

Vovochka reads out the “Rules of Student Conduct”, according to which the student must:

don't be late for recess,
do not watch cartoons via the Internet, so as not to occupy the network and not interfere with other children playing in class,
eat all the ice cream and candy that is served in class,
don't forget at home charging device from phone and tablet.

In the next comic scene Petya and his aunt are participating in Teacher's Day at the elementary school.

“Well, Petya, since you go to school, tell me, what is two and two?” - asks the aunt.
“Four,” the boy answers.
"Right. Here’s four candies for this,” says the aunt.
“Eh, I should have told her I was sixteen!” - Petya was upset.

Such miniatures can be included in a sketch of congratulations on Teacher’s Day from elementary school students, where they will sound good words addressed to teachers and songs about school.

The following funny scene for Teacher's Day for primary classes is performed by children and the teacher.

“There are two things that I think are most important,” says the teacher. – The first thing is cleanliness. Did you all wipe your feet on the mat in front of the door?”
"Yes, sure!" – the whole class shouted in unison.
"Fine. And the second is truthfulness. – the teacher continues. “The fact is that there is no rug in front of the door!”

And this skit on Teacher’s Day for primary classes is acted out by two students.

First student: “Tanya, if you met old man Hottabych, what wish would you ask him to fulfill?”
Second student: “I would ask that London be made the capital of France.”
First student: “Why?”
Second student: “I answered this in class yesterday and... got a bad mark!”

The following comic skit for Teacher's Day involves a teacher and a student.

“Vika,” says the teacher, “you again homework didn't fulfill it! Why?"
“Ivan Ivanovich, we didn’t have any light yesterday,” the girl answers.
“And what were you doing? - asks the teacher. “Perhaps you were watching TV?”
“Well, yes, in complete darkness...” the student answers.

Teacher's Day for primary school children. Scenario

A girl runs out school uniform.
Girl: Call for a holiday lesson
They allowed me to give it,
After all, the teachers are the best
We invited you to our hall.
You can rest at least a little,
We'll teach you the lesson ourselves!
He rings the bell and runs away.
The presenters come out (speaking in turns)
1st: Hello, our dear
2nd: Our beloved
1st: Favorites
2nd: Unique
1st: Charming
2nd: Charming
1st: Cool
2nd: And beautiful
Together: Our dear teachers!
1st: We will be happy to teach you a lesson! Really, Marina?
2nd: Of course, Polina. After all, the topic of the lesson is not Equations, not Complex sentences and not the Battle of Kulikovo, about which I have a very vague idea...
And the theme is the most amazing, unusual and pleasant!
1st: Holiday!
Together: Teacher's Day!
Let's say the word - TEACHER. What do we hear?
guys come out with letters.
U - teaches new things
H - honors traditions
And - explores the unknown
T - creates high and light
E - experimenting
L - loves children
How many wonderful sounds there are in this word!
1st Who for eternity children's question: "And why?" taught you to look for the answer on your own?
Teacher (in chorus)
2nd Who comes up with 7-8 hour homework for you, distracting you from harmful influence streets and TV?
Teacher (in chorus)
1st Who can’t live a day without your parents, informing them about our various achievements?
How to become a teacher?
Demonstration of the presentation “Teacher's work”
Teacher's Day is still a poetic holiday no matter what, so let's start our congratulations with a poem.
Performance by 6th grade students.
Poem "Wish to teachers"
The work of a teacher is not easy. The teacher has a busy schedule every day, as well as a family and children. 6th grade students will talk about this in more detail.
SKETCH “ONE DAY FOR A TEACHER.”
We will conduct today's concert as a lesson. This lesson is dedicated to you, dear colleagues.
2nd: How will we teach this lesson? Shall we call teachers to the board?
1st: Teachers are always at the blackboard anyway. Let them rest. And we, the students of the school, will be responsible. After all, we are not used to it.
2nd: Usually students are reluctant to go to the board.
1st: Yes, you can’t drive some people out from under the desk with either a carrot or a stick.
2nd: But today I think everyone will be happy to fulfill their student duty! Moreover, we were preparing for the holiday.
1st: We composed, crammed, rehearsed. Never has any school homework been done with such zeal!
2nd: Well, shall we start calling from the magazine?
1st: Yes. The first to go to the board... will be... 1st grade!
2nd: Why them?
1st: Because they are still small and don’t know how scary it is to go to the board.
2nd: I agree. Meet the first graders.
1st: Of course, our wonderful, patient and wise teachers have long been accustomed to the fact that neither boys nor girls want to study.
2nd: What do they want?
1st: Like what? Sing!
2nd: Then you definitely need to listen to them! 4th grade at the board!
The song “Who is the kindest in the world?”
This song is dedicated to veterans of teaching work.
1st: Thank you, 4th grade.
2nd: And for those who do not want to sing or study, we have special measures!
1st: The strictest?
2nd: The most severe! Calling parents to school!
1st: Oh-oh-oh! This is serious!
2nd: Yes! But today the parents themselves came, or rather, not really parents.
However, see for yourself. Performance by 7th grade students.
SKETCH “Old Grandmothers”
1st: Why do they keep raising their hands?
2nd: Who?
1st: Yes, those guys are at the last desk! Probably excellent students. They have learned everything and now they can’t wait to answer the lesson. Call?
2nd: Of course, this is 5th grade. Let's listen to them.
1st: So...the next one will go to the board...
2nd: 9th grade will go to the board next. These talented guys have prepared a nice gift.
1st: Which one?
2nd: Sketch.
Meet the 9th grade team.
1st: And now I invite 2nd and 3rd grades!
2nd: Are they really ready for the lesson too?
1st: Of course. We present to your attention the song “To Teachers”
Scene “What do you have?”
2nd: Thank you!
1st: In our school there are mischievous guys from the 8th grade. They cooked
funny miniatures from school life. Meet 8th grade.
2nd: What a wonderful lesson we had!
1st: Of course, excellent. After all, it cannot be otherwise. Today is a special holiday.
I am especially pleased that our dear veterans are present in our hall.
These words ring true for you veterans. Congratulations to veterans.
Presentation of postcards.
Our dear teachers!
Let this day not add wrinkles,
And he will smooth out and erase the old ones,
It will improve your health and relieve you from sorrows.
And it will bring happiness to the house for a long time.
May the thread not break on bright days
Neither sadness nor misfortune.
We wish you to maintain your vigor
And the heart is young.
A girl runs out and rings the bell.
Girl: The bell rang.
It's time for us to say goodbye.
Our lesson is over,
Before it even started.
2nd: Dear teachers!
We sincerely congratulate you on your professional holiday!
And we invite you to watch the congratulation video created by us!
Demonstration of the presentation “For Teachers”.
2nd: Goodbye!
1st: See you in class!

Day of educators and teachers in MKOU NSh DS s. Inya 2016/2017

Artem: Attention! Attention! Dear congregation!
Today in October 2016 the weather is good,
And here we are, dear viewers. Celebrating Educator and Teacher Day!
The show begins! We present to your attention
Either a drama or a satire - “The Creation of the School World.”
Don't judge us harshly - fear Almighty God!

Nastya: Autumn. And it’s a little sad, the bustle is just at school again -

We are celebrating Teacher's Day and will congratulate everyone on the holiday.

Song "Don't twist the motley globe"

1. Don’t twist the colorful globe - you won’t find it on it
That country, the special country that we sing about.
Our old planet everything has been studied for a long time,
But this big country is like a blank spot.
Chorus: Let this country
The trains don't go, the trains don't go,
Us moms for the first time
They bring you here by the hand.
In this ringing, cheerful country
They greet us like new residents.
This country is always in my heart!
2. To a new class, as in new town, we come every year -
A tribe of young dreamers, restless people.
So, we have to fly and sail again across that endless country,
To unexpected discoveries, to graduation in the spring.

Leading: What is this country like? (slides)

Artem:

It has its own mountains of knowledge and rivers of change.

Its own oceans of problems and labyrinths of tests.

Your own calendar and your own time.

Their rest stops are in the school cafeteria.

And most importantly, there are our own guides here - people who lead us by the hand.

They never forget to turn on the lights on our way so that the road becomes clearer

And they never forget a smile and a joke, so that it would be warmer for us to walk.

They worry about us if suddenly we don’t conquer the mountains of knowledge

And they help us get out of our problems.

Have you already guessed who we are talking about?

Certainly! The name of these guides

Together: educators and TEACHERS!

Ulyana: A teacher is not a job, not a measured life.

This is service without calculation; its calling is to love.

Calm the crybaby with affection, pacify the bully,

Put the fighters in a corner, and praise the obedient ones.

Sergey:: Dress everyone, put them on shoes, build them, take them for a walk and feed them,

And share your big soul without a trace.

There is no more difficult job in the world - raising other people's children.

And you are busy all day: Learn, play, undress, dress.

Sonya: The kids are making noise and frolicking. And he doesn’t always listen,

But self-indulgence will not work here - you will find an approach to everyone.

Ksyusha: We want to wish you warmth, patience, so that your work will be a joy,

So that your luck does not leave you, so that your children come to you with a smile.

So that every day is like an insight, So that there is a bag of gratitude.

Your wisdom, upbringing, teaching - This is the first life lesson.

Gelya: You are a teacher no matter what! The kids love you very much.

And we want to congratulate you, We say “thank you” for everything!

Zhanna: Little children need care; they are a lot of trouble.

And only the teacher with kind hearted will pick up the key for every little one.

Thank you for your kindness and care, for treating children like family.

We would like to wish you Happy Teacher’s Day and good health today.

(Children give flowers and cards to teachers)

Song about teachers

Congratulations from parents:

The kids go to kindergarten in the morning just like going to work.

There everyone is surrounded with care and attention.

Someone cooks porridge for them, someone makes their bed -

All the workers are at work, they are not idle, believe me.

Let the kids in each group say together today:

“Teachers and nannies, we congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts.”

For the peace of mind of the children, and there is a whole squadron of them,

From the parents, a bow to all kindergarten workers.

Artem: On a nice and bright day in October, teachers also gathered in the hall. This is their holiday, this is their hour! And we sincerely congratulate you all!

Leading: Today, at Inskaya elementary school - kindergarten sunny with smiles, floral winds blow. By the middle of the day, gusts of joyful applause are expected, warm short-term tears are possible, and a front is expected Have a good mood. The Hydrometeorological Center congratulates everyone on the holiday - Educator and Teacher Day - and gives you the song “Weather in the House”

Song "Weather in the House"

What is the forecast for us at school today?

Fives or twos waterfall?

What is the forecast for us at school today?

And what gets you going in the morning?

The most important thing is the teacher at school,

And everything else is vanity.

Easy to settle with a call.

What a lesson, where to run with the magazine,

Should I collect money or write a report?

Always a smile on a tired face,

It doesn’t matter – that’s the kind of people you are.

The most important thing is your work,

And everything else is for later

You only care about one thing -

Teach children by example and kindness.

What subject is such a mood,

Fives or twos waterfall,

Who to praise, where to show patience -

The teacher must guess accurately.

The most important thing is the child at school,

Everything is for him, and this is not without reason:

There is only him, and everything except

It will never become important to you.

Tolya: You give us kindness and smiles, you correct our mistakes,

You lead us to new discoveries, you lead us to heights that are still unknown.

Vadik: We have learned letters and numbers, we are trying very hard to learn better.

You and I are always interested and cool! And school life is wonderful only with you!

Zhanna: You give us knowledge, teach us, and sometimes, to be honest, torture us.

We love you and respect you, Happy Teacher's Day to everyone!

Nikita: Sorry if we suddenly forgot to learn the lesson on time.

Thank you! From all the children for the hard work of the teachers!

Children act out the skit “Clever Atanas.”

In third grade, Atanas is the funniest of all of us.

Once you talk to him, you can only marvel.

You ask: - Listen, boy, how was the lesson yesterday?

He will answer: - Everything is fine, I ate four chocolates!

Who are you friends with from the guys sitting around you?

I'm friends with those who don't feel sorry

Give a cheat sheet during class.

I really like reading about food and treats.

How would you like to live, friend?

Relax without knowing anything to do.

What do you like to do?

Roll on your back in the grass!

Tell us, Atanas, your favorite school hour.

Well, of course, undoubtedly, this is just a change!

What do you consider work? Answer quickly, we are waiting.

I can hardly even remember what I chew and swallow myself!

Mel and Zvonok enter holding hands.

Mel: Well, Atanas! But there are such students!

Bell: Yes, they are really waiting for my signal when I say that the lesson is over! They don’t like to study, and they don’t respect their comrades, and they don’t like their teachers.

Mel: Well, today only those guys who love their teachers have gathered here! After all, today is Teacher's Day!

Ring: Then I will now ring not as usual, but solemnly and loudly - in a festive way!

The bell rings.

The teacher enters (the role of the teacher is played by a child) and several students. They sit down at their desks.

Teacher: Let's start the lesson. Make a sentence with the words "cat" and "watch".

Student (raises his hand): When I stepped on the cat’s tail, he shouted: “You have to watch where you step.”

Teacher: Form an adjective from the word “lunch.”

Student: Delicious!

Teacher: What kind of noun is “child”?

Student: Children's.

Teacher: Come up with a sentence with the phrase “I was upset.”

Student: When the teacher gave me a D in my diary, I was upset and changed it to an A!

Music plays, the participants in the skit run away from the stage.

Mel: Let's, guys, study only for A's, so as not to upset your teachers!

Call: Just make them happy! By the way, the holiday has already begun, but we have not yet congratulated our teachers!

Two and One enter.

Deuce: Teachers' Day! And now we’ll ruin everything for you!

Call: Nobody invited you here. Go away!

Unit: We live in almost every student’s diary. So we belong here.

Two: And don't you dare kick us out. Otherwise we'll get angry! Here! I'm already angry! Now I’ll fill you all with leaves! You won't get out!

Paper leaves fall onto the stage.

Chalk: Leaf fall is dedicated to teachers!!!

Children go out and sing to the tune of the song “Yellow Leaves”:

We can't live in this world,

We can't live in this world

No loss, no loss.

It seemed that summer would not pass,

And now, and now...

Notebooks rustle in the classroom,

Notebooks rustle in the classroom -

The class is silent. The class is silent.

Everything is fine in class

Mel knocks. Mel knocks...

Yellow leaves are circling over the stage,

With a quiet rustle they lie down on our desks.

This fall, the holiday has come knocking on our door,

Teacher's Day hasn't been celebrated for a year!

And even if the teacher is strict,

No matter, no matter...

In this life all roads are

In this life all roads

From him, from him...

Yellow leaves are circling over the stage,

With a quiet rustle they lie down on our desks.

This fall, the holiday has come knocking on our door,

Teacher's Day hasn't been celebrated for a year!

Unit: Yes, don’t be confused, kids...

Two: It’s okay, now they’ll sing differently... I managed to do something!

Call: Oh, Mel, guys, my language has disappeared, now I won’t be able to notify about the start of lessons and breaks... What should I do???

Chalk: I know what to do, Ring! You need to approach any situation with humor!

Children sing ditties:

Artem: I wasn’t in a hurry to go to school, I ended up in the store!

I chose Snickers, lollipop! And the lesson is over!!!

Zhanna: Seryozha has no patience, he didn’t finish learning the poem. And for half a poem I got half a B.

Tolya: Our Nastenka is a strong woman, she can carry a heavy load: she wears a hundred kilos of chains, buckles, hairpins, and various beads.

Nastya: Katya hid the notebook in the closet from her parents. Together the mice were indignant: “We’ll have to chew deuces again!”

Nikita: I got a bad grade yesterday, how come? How so? After all, I copied it from Temka, he got an “A”. And the teacher told me: “You copied it upside down.”

Gelya: We hasten to congratulate teachers on the holiday! Maybe someone would like to put a “Five” in their diary!

Kate: The office is rumbling,
The stairs are wobbly.
This is the quiet fifth "B"
He goes down to the wardrobe.

Tolya: I ran to recess, to warm up my body,
I pressed my forehead against the wall that I taught - I forgot again!

We composed ditties
About my native school,
Well, they included in each
Humor for fun.

They came to school as sparrows,
Now we are soaring like a swallow.
We love teachers very much
We say thank you to everyone.

Unit: Look, Deuce, you dropped your tongue while you were dancing with the children, and he’s already at the Bell. But it’s okay, we’ll still have fun!

The bell rings.

Call: Now everything is all right. And we can begin the solemn ceremony of presenting the award “Teacher is not a title. Teacher is a calling!

Fanfare sounds. A boy in a suit and a girl in a smart dress appear on stage.

Girl: The title “Not a teacher, but a song” is awarded to a music teacher!

Teachers go on stage, they are awarded medals and presented with postcard diplomas with congratulatory poems.

Boy:

But I sing to the music

A modern song.

Girl: The title “Golden Hands” is awarded to a labor teacher!

Boy:

Everything is in glue and in paints too

In class we create

Our teacher will help us,

We say thank you to him!

Girl: The title “You can’t forbid being an athlete!” assigned to a physical education teacher.

Boy:

In winter - on skis, in autumn - in the gym

We ran, frolicked and jumped...

The teacher studied with us,

And the master of sports was “educated” this way.

Girl: The title “The brush is always with me” is awarded to an art teacher.

Boy:

The world is becoming more beautiful

If the leaf is green-red!

We can mix all the colors!

The teacher gives us a high five.

Girl: The title “Teacher with a capital T” is assigned to a primary school teacher (first name, patronymic).

Boy:

It's fun, calm, sweet with you!

We love you, we value you.

All notebooks, books - everything is in order...

We are happy to come to your lessons.

The fanfare sounds again. The girl and boy leave.

Chalk: How many kind words you gave to your teachers! I wonder what the teachers themselves think about when they communicate with you? Let's find out!

Game “Poems will tell everything”

Teachers are asked to remember the title and line of a poem. After this, the presenter approaches one of the teachers and asks a question, to which the teacher answers with the words he intended.

Questions could be:

What do you think about when you walk into class?

What do you say if a student is not ready for a lesson?

Your thoughts when checking test work?

Call: Yes, dear teachers... You seem so strict, but in fact you are mischievous, mysterious people- don't say what you really think about. By the way, my guys, I have riddles for you!

Summer, winter - all on skis,

Brother is a table, sister is a bench.

These are the most in the world

Inseparable friends. (Desk)

What kind of siskin on a black field

Drawing a white mark with its beak?

The siskin has no legs or wings,

There is no feather, no down. (Chalk)

I'm lying in my school bag,

I'll tell you how you learn. (Diary)

She speaks silently

But it’s understandable and not boring,