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The scenario for the initiation of a woman into pensioners is comic. Scenario for seeing off a man’s retirement “Hello pension

I will be happy to share the scenario and impressions of how we celebrated our mother’s 55th birthday!
Our celebration took place in the dining room, the hall was decorated with balloons, posters and flowers.

The holiday began with a meeting of the hero of the day, I acted as the host.
Meeting the hero of the day
(Guests line up in a row of three or four people, make way for the words of the presenter. The hero of the day enters the hall and stops opposite the “star path”, we have laid out stars cut out of paper throughout)
Leading: Make way, friends, make way,
At this moment, smile from your heart,
Skip ahead without a doubt
You are the one whose birthday it is.
(The hero of the day comes out)
Dear Olya!
Today you brightly illuminate all your guests,
After all, you direct the reflections of your star to them.
So may your rays continue to grace us with affection,
And life seems great to us a fairy tale
(Applause.)

So that we can extend this fairy tale,
At least for a little bit
You, slowly, manage to pass
Star track.
Every star is just a mystery
You only need one guess.
Feel free to stand up Star Trek
And guess something!

Each of us dreams about this,
I think that includes you,
Get it from a man's hands
Now beautiful... (flowers)
(They give a bouquet of flowers)

To remember your biography later.
We'll do this now... (photo)

From now on, pamper your husband more often,
After all, he gives you his... (kiss)
(The husband kisses the birthday girl)

For all the heroes of the occasion
In moments like these,
We are ready to give endlessly... (applause)

We can’t avoid miracles today,
Let it fall from the sky now... (confetti)
(The son had confetti in his hands, he happily sprinkled it on his grandmother)

And it's time to honor these minutes
Hear us here the anniversary... (firework.)
(Guests, piercing with a needle air balloons, imitate fireworks).

Presenter: You, birthday girl, passed the tests amazingly.
We want you to invite everyone to the table.

Then we invited everyone to the table and continued:

Dear birthday girl! We ask everyone to sit down at the table and pour what is due!

Why are there so many people?
All my friends have gathered here,
They came to congratulate you on your well-deserved vacation!
Today we are in friendly fun company, and in our so-called “banquet hall” they decided to congratulate the hero of the day.

Well, here you are 55,
How quickly the years fly by
But for a reason like this
Don't be upset!
Of course it's not 17
And far from 25,
But, to be honest,
There is no reason to be sad!

A string of difficult years!
Didn't ruin the portrait.
Let's take an honest look:
What were you like before?
I walked - my ribs rang,
And now - what a body!
The bones are overgrown with meat,
Features are rounded:
Lush bust, hip, what you need -
A delight for men's eyes.
There is something to take, something to look at,
There is something to cling to with your bones.
And those eyes with a sparkle
They'll drive anyone crazy!
They say that at 55
Baba berry again
And popular rumor
Right from time immemorial.
You are a woman - a flower, a source and a star,
Mysteriously tender, beautiful and proud.
You are the flame of the hearth and home,
You are the light on earth that never goes out.
And therefore, without further ado, I want to raise the first glass to our hero of the occasion.

After which we began consecrating the birthday girl as a pensioner:

You cried when you were born,
And everyone around laughed...
But indeed, we have a little pensioner born. You all know how capricious little ones can be, they are afraid of colds, and they are not too smart, so to prevent her ears from getting puffy, her head from getting hot, and also to prevent different thoughts from creeping into her head, we decided to give her a cap.
(The presenter puts on a cap)
And you also know that little ones are so inept and so awkward that when they eat they get dirty themselves and dirty everything around them, so that this doesn’t happen we give her an apron.
(the presenter puts on an apron)
And I also want to add to the above that young pensioners get upset about any reason, they always worry loudly about everything, so their eyes are always wet. So that our pensioner would not cry, we decided to give her a pacifier.
(The presenter puts on a pacifier on a ribbon).

Then there was the presentation of a young pensioner certificate:

Birthday girl! We present you with a certificate of a young pensioner (the certificate was made of ordinary cardboard). Text of the certificate: This certificate was issued by the full name, the certificate confirms the fact that the full name has joined the party of young pensioners!

They also put a ribbon on the birthday girl with the inscription “Heroine of Labor!”

“Classics” were painted on the wallpaper and we forced the hero of the day to take an exam to make sure that she was worthy of the title “young pensioner.”

Then the rights and responsibilities of the young pensioner were read out, and an oath was taken:
Birthday girl: I, Olga Viktorovna, joining the ranks of pensioners in the face of my relatives, friends, colleagues, husband and children, I solemnly swear: with the fervor of my heart, to be true to my word, as the pensioner party teaches. Strictly observe and fulfill the duties of the party. To replenish your family with creatures with the help of your children, to our delight, in spite of our enemies, in defiance of our neighbors. Give your pension to your grandchildren and sons-in-law! I swear! I swear! I swear! (The text of the oath was printed in advance)
Responsibilities: Get up, wash. Sit down and eat.
Receive guests
Don't forget your friends.
Put the mash to distill.
Play sports this year.
Be ready for defense and labor.
Rights: When I want, then I get up.
As long as I want, I lie there.
If I want to, I’ll start drinking.
I'll go where I want.
When I want, then I sleep.
I love whoever I want.
The whole program was naturally diluted with toasts, congratulations from family and friends, dancing, and jokes.

The birthday girl was awarded homemade medals with the inscription: “ Best friend", "Beloved Grandma", "Honored Teacher", "Godfather", "Wife", "Mommy".

The most active guests were selected cheerful men, dressed them in sundresses, handed them a broom and the text of ditties written on postcards. The ideal option would be if you have an accordion player who can play Babok Ezhek's ditties from the film "The Flying Ship", or if you have a recorded phonogram without a voice.

Text of ditties.

All: Stretch the bellows, accordion,
Eh, play, have fun!
It’s our Olya’s birthday,
Drink, don't talk!

One: Walked along the forest side,
The anniversary ran after me:
I spat on his baldness
And she sent it to the devil!

One: The drunkest of the guests -
It's someone's anniversary
Even though I don’t believe it myself
These superstitions.

One: Our Olya is cheerful,
And beautiful and slim,
I called people here
To celebrate the anniversary!

One: How old is she -
This is not a secret at all!
She will always be twenty years old
Even at 80 years old!

All: Stretch the bellows, accordion,
Eh, play, have fun!
It's Natalya's birthday
Drink, don't talk!

Baby Hedgehogs dance and leave.

After this congratulation, we played the game “ Cooperation"
2 couples were chosen from among the guests. The task was to pack an apple in beautiful wrapping paper. Couples stand next to each other and tie their hands to each other. Remain free left hand partner and the partner's right hand. Everyone ends up manipulating with one hand.

Then our grandson sang a song:

Grandma was born a long time ago
And she grew up a lot
Slim in winter and summer,
She was beautiful!

She sang a song to me:
“Sleep, Zhenechka, bye-bye!”
She cared and nursed:
“Make sure you don’t get bored!”

Let's share secrets
We are with her before bed,
She will always understand me
Will help me with everything!

I confess that only with her
I always want to be friends
After all, only, only grandmother
Zhenya will allow everything!

I admire grandma
Beautiful, naughty!
Cheerful, kind, brave,
Always be like this!

And grandma is smart
She came to us for the holiday!
After all, there is a lot, a lot of joy
She brought it for everyone!

The guests drank, ate, had fun, then we had a competition: “Portrait of the Birthday Boy”, the competition was a great success!
The essence of the competition is to make the guests and the hero of the occasion laugh. Props: a blindfold, a piece of whatman paper and a marker. Those who want to have fun and warm up the audience are selected from among the guests. One by one, they are blindfolded and given a marker. Next, the participant begins to draw a portrait of the birthday boy. Considering that most people do not shine with artistic abilities anyway, and they are also blindfolded, the very process of creating portraits will cause uproarious laughter from the audience.

Then Postman Pechkin came and brought a parcel:
(I covered a large box with gift wrapping, put certain items in it and attached pieces of paper with instructions. The hero of the day opens the parcel, shows the gift and reads the instructions to everyone.)
So that there is happiness in the house,
So that you love everyone,
So that the house is full,
Take a porridge pot as a souvenir.
And also take a fountain pen,
Copy grandchildren
So that you take them in your arms
And I heard them screaming.
Our hero of the day Olya
My husband and I lived in harmony
Take the frying pan from us.

To preserve goodness, warmth,
Olya, drink wine skillfully,
Know your limit firmly
Don't grab an extra glass,
The sobering-up station decided to help,
He gave his gift,
It will remind
How much do you need to take as normal? Thimble.
Throw the Orenburg shirt over your shoulders, dear down scarf. A piece of gauze.
To know everything in the world, you should read newspapers. Newspaper.
After a drink, have a snack
It's a very important matter
Here, Olya, instead of a sleeve
Paper napkin.

I wrote a text on the DIPLOMA form, this diploma was issued to the hero of the day.
“This diploma was issued to Olga Viktorovna in that during her 55 years of life she completed a course of study on the topic “Know and be able” and discovered the following knowledge:
Literature (Conversation with husband in anger) - 4
Mathematics (Recalculation wages husband in his favor) - 4
Geography (Wherever it takes you, everything will come home) - 5
Music (Game of Nerves) - 3
Chemistry (Moonshine) - 4
Diligence (On the right side) - 5
Diligence (On the left side) - 4
Based on the foregoing, Olga Viktorovna must be recognized as fit to continue her life’s journey.
Course work: “If you want to live, know how to move” - protected at 5.
By the decision of the state examination commission dated September 27, 2011. award Olga Viktorovna the title “Free Young Pensioner”.
Also here on SM I ordered a collage from a girl, which was made based on photographs different years. I printed it on a large format; my mother and the birthday girl really liked this poster.
I also did family tree our family. It was presented to my mother with the following text: A man must give birth to a son, build a house and grow a tree. But this is a man... And what tree did our mother plant in her life?

At the end of the holiday, I performed V. Tolkunova’s song “Talk to me, Mom!” Well, what can I say... my mother shed tears.
Overall, our holiday was just wonderful! I chose part of the program from other topics of our SM, took part on the Internet, and came up with something myself.

There is another OATH OF A YOUNG PENSIONER
Ved.: Today we accept our........... into the society of pensioners of Russia and take an oath from her:
I, a young pensioner of Russia, joining the honorary society of pensioners, working and non-working, moderate drinkers and non-drinkers, poking their noses everywhere, solemnly swear:
To be a worthy member of society, that is, to always be of sound mind and sound body. Do not allow yourself to be brought down by the wind, or illness, or drunkenness.
Jubilee: I swear!
Ved.: Work tirelessly, without stretching your legs. Walk confidently along any of the roads.
Jubilee: I swear!
Ved.: Be sharp with your tongue, eyes and ears. Do not succumb to sadness, illness, or cold!
Jubilee: I swear!
Ved.: Drink only with friends, and then little by little. Always find a path to the house.
Jubilee: I swear!
Ved.: Dear........................!
We accept you into the ranks so that you will not know trouble.
Don’t get sick, don’t be discouraged, eat more, sleep better.
Be cheerful and don’t swear, never worry.
Young so that a pensioner can do everything and manage to do everything.
To live, when everything is in moderation, to the title of honorary pensioner.
And when you are a hundred, we will set this table again!
Advice for a young pensioner

Have you retired? Congratulations and envy! Use our tips to get incredible pleasure from it.
First of all, go to the hardware store and buy the biggest hammer you can. Ask why? That's right, it's better to buy a sledgehammer or a two-pound weight. Bring it home and slowly start hitting the alarm clock, saying: “Well, you bastard, now you’ll know how to mock!”
Then lay out the sofa, move the refrigerator next to it and sleep for a week, getting up only when nature calls. After you've slept, go outside. Go to a store where there have been no queues for a long time, and, having personally convinced yourself that your pension is still not enough for anything, do not buy anything.
Swipe your phone into the bathroom and talk for hours, floating and plunging into the fragrant light foam, like a mermaid (option for women) or like Submarine(option for men). Grandchildren call, children ask for money, strangers bother you, and you say to them: “Hello! What am I doing? I'm lying in the bath"
Then call the doctor at home and, when he is still at the door, sarcastically asks: “Are you counting on the bulletin?” Proudly answer: “I don’t care about this ballot!” And then take it anyway, but don’t go close it, let them worry about how to write it off!
Finally, watch the live broadcast from next meeting State Duma, and with health benefits. To do this, you need to sit in a chair, turn on the TV, turn off the sound, close your eyes, and you will have the same effect as from Kashpirovsky’s session. And put flowers in a jar of water charged from the transmission as a memory of the glorious working past. You can try to voice the decisions of the Duma yourself, where from the mouth of the President the high figures of your new pension will be heard, a specific day for the free issuance of cars (one to each pensioner), even if domestic production, for your selfless work for the good of the Motherland. The rest can be thought out as you wish.
But seriously, a pensioner is also a position. Grandchildren will come and again no personal life!
Therefore, I would like to amend the law on pensions: “Everyone is allowed to take a year of pension at a time convenient for him and upon request.” After all, life is given to a person once, and you want to live it well, at least in retirement! At least one year!

CEREMONY “INTRIBUTION TO PENSIONERS”
Presenter:
Ring your glasses
Anniversary nights.
We are guests of the holiday,
We want to perform.
The era is approaching
Happy years-
Become a pensioner
Always be prepared!
Joyful laughter
With the song of friends,
You are celebrating a big anniversary!
That time has come
Great years,
Become a pensioner
Always be prepared!
Jubilee,
And you look like nothing
Lose a couple of years
Be ready!
-Always ready!

Are you retiring?
Everyone at the table is talking.
Have happy dreams there
Be ready!
-Always ready!

To live on retirement
You should be friends with your diet!
Eat cake with retirement
Are you ready to invite us all?
-Always ready!

Compact your retirement day to the limit,
And don't sit for hours without doing anything.
So that after six there is no work left to do,
Are you ready for this?
-Always ready!

Our hero of the day became an example,
You have become a great pensioner!

If you are tasked with preparing a farewell ceremony for your friend or relative, then try to make this anniversary evening as fun and interesting as possible.

After all, seeing off retirement is an important milestone in the life of any person.

Prepare a retirement scenario that will include funny ditties, games and skits.

Scenes for seeing off a woman's retirement should be funny and cool, so that there is no regret about what happened important stage life.

Cool scene for seeing off retirement

Characters: God of Work, God of Vacation, Goddess of Salary, Goddess of Pension.

Props: costumes for the gods are made from ordinary sheets, head wreaths are made from artificial branches or paper.

Host: There is an old legend about how candidates for pensioners are accepted: a whole council is convened on the divine Olympus - to accept or not to accept? And everything happens like this... (The Gods enter the hall.)

God of Work (addresses other gods): I, the God of Work - Truden - have gathered all of you on professional Olympus and solemnly announce: we have a new candidate for retirement!

Gods: Oh, how great! How nice!

God of Work: Yes, that means we have work again! Now we will thoroughly check this candidate. I'll be the first to start!

Truden approaches the colleagues of the hero of the occasion and asks them questions: did she work well, did she help others out, did she quarrel with her superiors, etc.

God of Work: Well, candidate, you are lucky: your colleagues characterize you with dignity. But this is not enough. Come on, God of Vacation, now do your check!

God of Vacation: I am the God of Vacation - Gulban. Work without rest is like winter without snow. Now I’ll check if you’ve learned to rest properly!

1. Choose the right option (you, guests, can also choose - we’ll check you at the same time!) - Canary Islands, Maldives, Hawaii or dacha?

2. Question two: diving, surfing, snorkeling or fishing?

3. Question three: Martini, Hennessy, Jack Daniels or homemade wine?

God of Vacation (sums up): dreaming is not harmful, but you need to relax within your means!

God of Work: Okay. And now over to the Salary Goddess!

Goddess of Salary: I am the Goddess of Salary - Penny. It's time to say goodbye forever, dear candidate.

Do you remember how you waited for me every month? How did you count days and even minutes? And then, after waiting, she called me miserable, pathetic, insignificant! And then she spent it all, to the last...

But I don’t hold a grudge, it’s all in the past. Now will you meet the Goddess of Pension, and will you promise to protect and respect her? Do you promise that your children will not take her away from you? Do you promise to buy chocolates for your grandchildren with her help?

The hero of the occasion promises.

God of Work: So, candidate, you passed all the tests with honor! We officially accept you into the ranks of full-fledged pensioners and place you at the disposal of the Goddess of Pension!

Goddess of Pension: I am the Goddess of Pension - Pension! From now on, I’m taking patronage over you. But first, you need to take the pensioner’s oath.

PENSIONER'S Oath:

I, A YOUNG PENSIONER, ENTERING THE RANKS OF PENSIONERS,
IN THE FACE OF MY FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES, I SOLEMNLY SWEAR:
-WAIT, LOVE AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR PENSION.
-DO NOT SPEND IT ON MEDICINES AND DOCTORS.
-USE IT FOR ITS PURPOSE: FOR ENTERTAINMENT, CRUISES AND NEW OUTFITS.
I SWEAR! I SWEAR! I SWEAR!!!

And now I’m giving you a real savings book, big enough to fit numbers with ten zeros in it! (Gives a drawn savings book. You can design it this way cash gift— put an envelope with money or a gift certificate in it.)

The gods put a homemade “Honorary Pensioner” medal on the hero of the occasion.

A funny scene for seeing off your retirement

A participant comes out, poorly dressed, in a headscarf, approaches the future pensioner and sings her a song to the tune of “I’m standing at a stop in a colorful half-shawl.”

I came to you unexpectedly,
Not at all long-awaited
I'm sorry - it's not my fault!
I'll just say that I don't believe it
And I will check your passport:
You look only 17 years old! (repeat last line)

You are smart, beautiful,
I like everything about you so much!
I suggest we be strong friends!
After all, you are now free,
I confess publicly:
It's so fun to live in retirement!

So that we can have a glass,
I'll take it out of my bag
Reliable Russian antidepressant! (takes out a bottle of vodka)
We'll drink to our friendship
And we will raise optimism,
After all, a pension is a guarantor of stability!

Scene-remake of the song “Call me, call”

During the introduction before the song, one person at a time comes out and stands with their back to the hero of the day; their hands should not be visible - a white school apron is hidden in them; for the introduction, they put on aprons and turn to the hero of the day, in general, so that there is intrigue and surprise.

The days flew by
It's your turn
In native management
Try on the role of the hero of the day.
Our service is only one
You gave your all,
They've been waiting for him for thirty-five years
Thirty-five years they waited for him -
The long-awaited graduation!

All exams passed
In local Dumas and in the Ministry of Finance.
All budgets have been reduced
And the reforms have been experienced.
Here is the labor code
I gave you permission for your experience,
To come to the financial department,
To come to the financial department
Anniversary graduation!

We want to confess to you:
We respect you very much,
We tell you from the bottom of our hearts:
Happy anniversary!
We have been given traditions
We do not retreat from them:
We're starting graduation
We're starting graduation!
Call, call!

They turn towards the place where they will take out the “first-grader” with a bell

Victoria Gutnik
Scene “Seeing off to retirement”

Dear Maamites! I bring to your attention a scene for seeing off female employees on retirement. We saw off our manager.

Leading:

Attention! The solemn moment of our meeting is coming! Today the head of the Morozko kindergarten ___ will be initiated into Young Pensioners. This act is carried out on the initiative of the State Pension Fund of Russia. We invite its representatives.

Grandmothers come in to the beat of drums.

Stay where you are. One - two. Right. One - two. (one grandmother turns to the right, the other does not, and she turns her around)

As the French say: “ant und einzig zwei unt zwan-zig” - let’s get down to business.

Come out, our friend. Now we will publicly accept you into the society of pensioners.

Repeat after us (they hand over a scroll or a printed oath in a frame):

I, a young pensioner of Russia, joining the honorary society of working and non-working pensioners, moderate drinkers and non-drinkers, poking my nose everywhere, solemnly swear:

1. Be a worthy member of society, that is, always be in sound body and sound spirit. Don’t let yourself be brought down by either the wind, or your husband, or illness, or drunkenness. I swear!

2. Work tirelessly, without stretching your legs and walk along any road without support. I swear!

3. Be sharp with your tongue, eyes and ears. Do not give in to measles, sadness, or cold. I swear!

4. Make all your desires come true, since abstinence is dangerous at this age. I swear!

5. Drink to the bottom little by little, but do not lose the path to the house. I swear!

(When pronouncing the word “I swear!” the grandmother hits her forehead with a musical hammer.)

Well, well, our friend! From now on, you don’t have to work, but only advise, that is, point the finger.

Your pension will be paid in dollars and euros in ruble equivalent. Be calm, our friend. You will receive your pension regularly

-(To the guests.) And you all stay in peace!

Oath of the Young Pensioner

I, a young pensioner of Russia,

joining the honorary society of working and non-working pensioners,

in moderation for drinkers and non-drinkers,

poking their noses everywhere,

I solemnly swear:

1. Be a worthy member of society,

that is, to constantly be in a sound body and sound spirit.

Don’t let yourself be brought down by either the wind, or your husband, or illness, or drunkenness.

2. Work tirelessly, without stretching your legs and walk along any road without support.

3. Be sharp with your tongue, eyes and ears.

Do not give in to measles, sadness, or cold. I swear!

4. Make all your desires come true,

since at this age abstinence is dangerous. I swear!

5. Drink to the bottom little by little, but do not lose the path to the house.

The pension has arrived
Relaxation, brought joy,
More sleep and less sadness
And your health will be better!

Will you be walking in the garden?
You will read more
Will you play sports?
Plunge into carelessness!

You will be happier now
There will be more power now
Congratulations from the bottom of my heart,
Let your dreams come true!

Look, don't be discouraged,
Don't be bored at work
Relax and have fun
Enjoy your new life!

You're retired, hooray!
Don't get up in the morning now
Don't get tired the whole day,
Don't yawn at work.

We want to wish you
Don't waste time,
It's better to rest more often
Visit friends and loved ones.

And strengthen your health,
Develop hobbies
Fill the days with meaning,
Plans to carry out everything!

Congratulations! Let you
There will be joy every hour,
In endeavors - success.
May you be the happiest of all!

I would like to sincerely congratulate you on your transition to retirement. I wish you to continue to be active and do important things, not to succumb to any illness and to constantly open a new calendar date with new goals, hopes and aspirations. I wish there was a pension large sizes so that life always gives opportunities for frequent celebrations of the soul and real joys of the heart.

A wonderful reward awaits you today,
After all, you don’t need to rush to work,
There's a whole lot of free time -
What could be better? What could be cooler?

You can safely be proud of yourself
AND sweet life so enjoy.
We are taking you on vacation today,
We wish you all the best in life!

Much has already been achieved
And this is not the limit at all!
Although it’s time for retirement,
But there is so much to do.

Your experience is important to us in our work,
We don't want to let you go.
And on this day we will tell you together:
“We value you very much!”

Now demobilization has already arrived,
After all, you plowed yours.
So many years and so many winters
You dedicated your work!
And now with a pure soul
Relax with your family.
Hobbies, cottage, entertainment -
There will be time for everything.
Live in pleasure.
The world, perhaps, look.
You are strong, full of strength,
Give all the young people a head start!
And now with enthusiasm
Please accept congratulations!

We want to wish you
Don't waste your time,
Move more, communicate
Yes, and take care of the dacha.

Grandchildren won't let you get bored
The children will visit.
We think it's fun
You will be retired!

You won't go to work in the morning,
Take a risk and withdraw money from the card at the bank,
You’ll buy a ticket and head south.
And you will travel with excitement!

Don't you want to go south? So go to the village.
There's a river nearby, a pond and fishing rods in the barn!
There your own harvest will ripen in the beds,
There are lilies of the valley. And the nightingales chirp in May.

Invite all your grandchildren to visit.
Gather your friends quickly and sing songs.
Read, write, walk, call your relatives.
Congratulations on your retirement!

Today we see off
For retirement loving
And we are experiencing -
What will we do without you?

After all, you are our luminary,
Our guru, our sensei.
And there is no more in the department,
The one who is wiser than everyone.

And we wish together
Don't lose your passion
Live life to the fullest need to
And conquer the Urals.

Now the worries are over
There is no more work,
But time is still free -
Do whatever your heart desires!

If you want, go for a walk in the park,
If you want, wash everything!
Don't be bored, don't whine, don't be angry,
Better bother with your grandchildren!

We all congratulate you,
We want to live an interesting life.
Pour out the cognac,
Receive our congratulations!

I so wanted to part with my worries,
And now suddenly my soul is in doubt.
You've worked all your life on the run,
The measured step is unusual.

This confusion will disappear,
How the “deserved path” begins.
But there will be just as many worries,
Just a little more time.

Children, grandchildren, household chores
They will make you forget about yourself again.
We know from your experience,
How to rush through life at full speed.

And therefore we ask in advance:
Come here to relax!
Good luck! Don't say goodbye - goodbye!
Happy golden years to you!

Scenario for a woman's 55th birthday. Cool farewell to retirement

Scenario 55 summer anniversary women. Cool farewell to retirement

Everyone knows that women retire at 55. And if so, then for this anniversary everyone wants something special to make it fun and memorable for everyone. We offer you our small scenario for a woman’s 55th birthday, which will help you arrange funny farewell on retire. The script includes competitions and games, beautiful toasts and entertainment blocks. Take a look and choose what you like best.

Meeting the hero of the day.
When all the guests have gathered, we can begin. Have all the guests stand and make a semicircle. And the hero of the day will be in the center of this semicircle. The presenter begins:
— tell me, when a person is born, what does he do? That's right - he's crying! And today we have a young pensioner born who is ready to cry from such happiness. And so that she doesn't cry, we'll give her a pacifier. Even small children wear a cap that protects their ears and head from the wind. Let's put on a cap for the hero of the day. And finally, all that remains is to attach a bib so that she doesn’t get dirty while eating. We hope. Look - now we have a full-fledged born pensioner! I propose to take and raise a glass to the new pensioner, who is still so young and who still has his whole life ahead of him!

The main holiday.
Leading:
- well, since we have a new pensioner, she needs to take the oath and join the ranks of pensioners. And for this we have already prepared the text of the solemn oath. Now the young pensioner will read it and will be accepted into the ranks of honorary pensioners of Russia:

Leading:
— now our hero of the day becomes an honorary member of Russian pensioners. She is awarded a medal and a crown!

Contest.
Every person has received many vaccinations in their life. And they are all from some kind of disease. What would you like to vaccinate yourself against? Offer possible answers. And the most the best option will be awarded a prize!
Examples could be: vaccination against sleep deprivation; vaccination against bad mood; vaccination for immunity from the boss; and so on. Whoever comes up with the funniest option wins a prize.

Leading:
We all know that in the life of every person there are rights and responsibilities. What rights do pensioners have? Call them!
Yes, you said everything correctly. But this is all according to the law, but what about in life? In life, pensioners have the following rights:

Therefore, I propose a toast to the rights of pensioners, which must not be violated!

A game.
Friends! Everyone said today beautiful words to the hero of the day. And some even almost swore that they would protect the hero of the day and always be by her side. Tell me, are you all ready for serious actions for the sake of the hero of the day? Let's check what each of you is ready for. For the sake of our birthday girl.

The game is being played. You need to prepare beautiful cards on which to write poems. You put all the cards in a bag, and the guests take turns taking out one card at a time and read out a verse that says what he is ready for for the sake of the eyes of the hero of the day.

Leading:
— we all congratulated the hero of the day. Who hasn't congratulated her yet? Do not know? Who said the president? You are absolutely right - the president has not yet congratulated. And now I was informed that Putin’s retinue is standing at the door. Let's let them in.

The President's entourage enters. There are guards on the sides, and a secretary in the center. They stop near the hero of the day, and the secretary reads out a congratulation from the president and hands him this telegram:

Leading:
But these are not all gifts. We have another parcel that has arrived to us from unknown lands. And we don't even know what's in it. I will ask you to bring the parcel to us.

The package is brought in and the presenter opens it. She takes out a package and a note from the package. And he begins to read out the note. And hand over the package as written in this note.

Afterwards, the hero of the day unwraps the package and shows everyone what is there. And there should be the best and most expensive gift.

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Scenario for seeing off a woman's retirement

Farewell to retirement is organized in a festively decorated hall. The guests sit at set tables, the hostess of the holiday is at the head of the table or in the center, next to her is her husband or the “main man in her life.” Nearby you can install a serving table on which it will be convenient to put gifts, certificates, awards, and postcards.

Scenario for an evening celebrating a woman's retirement

The presenter is provided with information about the kindergarten, school, college, technical school, institute where the hero of the day studied, a list of enterprises and positions where she worked, in chronological order. Props:

A comic certificate for a unique contribution to the “life” of the team (regularly watered the ficus tree in the office, baked excellent cookies for tea, etc.).
Comic “Certificate of Quality” for the hero of the day.
“Golden” medals (made of foil or a round chocolate bar in a golden wrapper) for winning competitions.
Postcards and pens.

The drinks list includes champagne.

Leading Every person is born many more times from the moment he is born:

at the age of seven, a schoolboy is born on September 1; then came the days of appearance:
October;

pioneer;
Komsomol member;
applicant;
student;
trainee;
bride or groom;
young mothers and fathers;
certified theorist;
young specialist-practice;
experienced worker;
Grandmothers and grandfathers;
pensioner.

There are always close people next to everyone who help to move to a new stage and, as it were, pass it on to the future period of life. Our “Maria Ivanovna” has collected a much larger list, which we need to consider and approve today at this glorious meeting. Like every serious meeting, I propose to conduct ours according to the rules I have read, not to skip any stage known to us, to announce all the circumstances loudly, raising filled glasses. To confirm the veracity of the speakers’ words, I propose to approve a commission that transfers its faithful colleague, and a commission that accepts its beloved wife, mother, and grandmother into full and unconditional family membership. I propose to appoint “Ivan Ivanovich” as the head of the admissions commission, the hostess’s faithful companion for N___ (years) life together spouses) years. Since today we are shipping to new life Maria Ivanovna, let’s take the departure of a new ship on its maiden voyage as a model for the beginning of our journey and open our holiday with champagne. I propose to announce the beginning of the meeting with a festive fireworks display of opening champagne and filling the glasses.

The boss speaks in his own words. Leading So that our members admissions committee“It was easier to evaluate what kind of treasure they were accepting, and for the chairman of the “transferring commission” to prepare for presentation, let’s give the floor to a faithful school friend, let her tell about the cheerful, smart girl who came to school No. (number of years) ago.

School years are a long time, Backpacks, braids, a fun lesson, Less often - an exam, an assessment, a diary, The years have flown by - the bell is not forgotten.

Speaks in his own words School friend . Leading Now everyone can see what our Maria Ivanovna looked like in those years. to his school experience will be shared by her granddaughter (name), who is surprisingly similar to her, but lives surrounded by modern iPods and iPads.

Lessons are made more boring in notebooks, Textbooks are too lazy to carry with you, There is Internet in your smartphone to instantly find answers on the most difficult day.

Leading But our Maria Ivanovna was not only busy with homework, she learned to sew (knit, embroider) in school club, and today’s wonderful dress (suit) is sewn according to her sketches. Besides, she never missed discos and loves to dance.

Leading Passed quickly school years, but the students rushed even faster. Choosing a profession was not easy, our hero of the occasion has so many interesting hobbies! Now our hostess will tell you how she chose (name educational institution), and her friends from her student days will confirm and complement her words (in case something has already been forgotten). The floor is given to friends. Leading The teachers prepared a wonderful young specialist, as Maria Ivanovna came to her (first workplace). Our hostess has no shortage of abilities and strength, so after (number of years) she received her first promotion (qualification or position - what is the entry in work book). The excursion in those years will be led by an old friend and long years– colleague (full name). Word to my first colleagues and friends at work. Leading Work is an important part of Maria Ivanovna’s life, but not the only one, as her husband (Ivan Ivanovich) will now confirm. He will tell you how he lived in those years with his young wife, a young specialist and the young mother of their first child. The husband speaks in his own words. Leading All the difficulties of youth are remembered with warmth when you see the joyful expression on the faces of friends and colleagues gathered in this room, and happy smiles relatives - husband, children, grandchildren. Therefore, we can move on to the present day and continue the work of our “receiving and transmitting commissions.” For announcement full characteristics our hostess and presenting her with a certificate of honor, the floor is given to the most experienced expert on the hero of the day - leader Maria Ivanovna with (number of years collaboration) -years of experience to Pyotr Petrovich. The leader speaks in his own words. Leading The friendly team does not want to lag behind its leader. To draw up a collective image of our Maria Ivanovna, the floor is given to a representative of the trade union committee. A representative of the trade union committee speaks in his own words.

Presentation of a certificate to the hero of the occasion

Leading To confirm all of the above verbally, the management of the company (company name) provides the appropriate quality certificate. To read out and transfer the document to the receiving party, the floor is given to a colleague, a representative of the Consumer Rights Protection Bureau (full name). Quality certificate issued to Maria Ivanovna, confirming possession of:

high professionalism;
unfading beauty;
inexhaustible diligence;
inexhaustible optimism;
inexhaustible kindness and readiness to come to the rescue in any situation.

The validity period is unlimited. The certificate is presented to the chairman of the receiving party - the husband. Leading All of the above repeatedly confirms what a wonderful student our hostess is, but she will have to learn to live in retirement and “retirement”! Her friend (full name), a pensioner with (number of years in retirement) years of experience, will share her experience. A retired friend speaks in her own words.

Leading What a wonderful woman and master of her craft the team (the name of the company in which the hero of the occasion worked) conveys, everyone has already heard, and her husband Ivan Ivanovich received the corresponding certificate, but what kind of meeting was prepared for her at home, the daughter (son) (name) will tell.

Our mother doesn’t know how to idle, Such a thought never comes to her, The beds are tired of waiting - only when it gets warmer, And the dacha will only be released sometimes.

There is already a plan for rearranging the room, And teaching my granddaughter to crochet, She won’t be bored, and in the family staff She will find a position where she can spin like a top.

The daughter (son) speaks in her own words.

Drawing up a humorous draft solution

Leading Everything that has been said needs to be documented and it’s time to start drawing up a draft decision of our solemn meeting, for this I ask you to name the most correct adjectives suitable for our hostess. Draft decision On this (1 adjective) day, after listening to (2 adjective) comments and (3 adjective) suggestions from the (4 adjective) comrades present here, the (5 adjective) team makes a (6 adjective) decision to conduct a (7 adjective) woman, to (8 adjective) pension, and (9 adjective) family (10 adjective) meet her, (11 adjective) greet her and not let her go anywhere. The adjectives named by the guests are inserted into the text of the project, the finished solution is read out and given to the husband. You can pass the resulting set of words to different groups of guests and create several options. The best text will be chosen by the hero of the occasion herself. Musical arrangement, number of dances and competitions depend on the composition of the guests. In the “adult” team there may be a lover of songs or jokes; such people quickly discover themselves and can significantly help the toastmaster in holding the banquet. Arranging for retirement is integrally connected with the profession and field of activity of the hero of the day. It is very important to prepare specifications for former job souvenirs.

The second part of the souvenirs is a farewell message for the future “free” life. This category may include:

a new daily routine (the alarm clock rings at the same time, but you need to go not to work, but where - close people who know well the hobbies and interests of the hero of the day can suggest);
new diet for a pensioner (income decreases, and free time is increasing, so we need to suggest something to replace the sausage sandwich made in a hurry for work);
a subscription to the pool (even though there is no current, the skills to overcome the “waves of life” can come in handy);

subscription to some health magazine (the pensioner finally has time to take care of his health, so information on how this is done will be useful).

Scenes for a woman's retirement

If you are tasked with preparing a farewell ceremony for your friend or relative, then try to make this anniversary evening as fun and interesting as possible.

After all, seeing off retirement is an important milestone in the life of any person.

Prepare a retirement scenario that will include funny ditties, games and skits.

Scenes for seeing off a woman’s retirement should be funny and cool, so that there is no regret that an important stage of life has been passed.

Cool scene for seeing off retirement

Characters: God of Work, God of Vacation, Goddess of Salary, Goddess of Pension.

Props: costumes for the gods are made from ordinary sheets, head wreaths are made from artificial branches or paper.

God of Work (addresses other gods): I, the God of Work - Truden - have gathered all of you on the professional Olympus and solemnly announce: we have a new candidate for retirement!

Gods: Oh, how great! How nice!

God of Work: Yes, that means we have work again! Now we will thoroughly check this candidate. I'll be the first to start!

Truden approaches the colleagues of the hero of the occasion and asks them questions: did she work well, did she help others out, did she quarrel with her superiors, etc.

God of Work: Well, candidate, you are lucky: your colleagues characterize you with dignity. But this is not enough. Come on, God of Vacation, now do your check!

God of Vacation: I am the God of Vacation - Gulban. Work without rest is like winter without snow. Now I’ll check if you’ve learned to rest properly!

1. Choose the right option (you, guests, can also choose - we’ll check you at the same time!) - Canary Islands, Maldives, Hawaii or dacha?

2. Question two: diving, surfing, snorkeling or fishing?

3. Question three: Martini, Hennessy, Jack Daniels or homemade wine?

God of Vacation (sums up): dreaming is not harmful, but you need to relax within your means!

God of Work: Okay. And now over to the Salary Goddess!

Goddess of Salary: I am the Goddess of Salary - A pretty penny. It's time to say goodbye forever, dear candidate.

The hero of the occasion promises.

God of Work: So, candidate, you passed all the tests with honor! We officially accept you into the ranks of full-fledged pensioners and place you at the disposal of the Goddess of Pension!

Goddess of Pension: I am the Goddess of Pension - Pension! From now on, I’m taking patronage over you. But first, you need to take the pensioner’s oath.

And now I’m giving you a real savings book, big enough to fit numbers with ten zeros in it! (Gives a drawn savings book. You can arrange a cash gift in this way - put an envelope with money or a gift certificate in it.)

The gods put a homemade “Honorary Pensioner” medal on the hero of the occasion.

A funny scene for seeing off your retirement

A participant comes out, poorly dressed, in a headscarf, approaches the future pensioner and sings her a song to the tune of “I’m standing at a stop in a colorful half-shawl.”

I came to you unexpectedly,
Not at all long-awaited
I'm sorry - it's not my fault!
I'll just say that I don't believe it
And I will check your passport:
You look only 17 years old! (repeat last line)

You are smart, beautiful,
I like everything about you so much!
I suggest we be strong friends!
After all, you are now free,
I confess publicly:
It's so fun to live in retirement!

Scene-remake of the song “Call me, call”

The days flew by
It's your turn
In native management
Try on the role of the hero of the day.
Our service is only one
You gave your all,
They've been waiting for him for thirty-five years
They waited for him for thirty-five years -
The long-awaited graduation!

They turn towards the place where they will take out the “first-grader” with a bell

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Comic congratulations for retirement “Ambulance team with gifts”

This is a costumed congratulations for a pensioner who is about to retire. Depending on the specific culprit and the composition of the guests, changes can be made to make the congratulations targeted. Comic congratulations for retirement “Ambulance team with gifts” It will be more effective and fun if you make the characters contrasting: a stern doctor and a “hot nurse” or both roles played by men in disguise.

To carry out this comic congratulations required: medical suits, an emergency kit - maybe for children, cognac with the inscription "Balm", disposable glasses, one must have a measuring scale, sweets, a carton of milk and a beautiful bottle of alcohol, chocolate - as a gift

Scenario of congratulations “Ambulance brigade for retirement”

A “stern” doctor and a “hot” nurse come out

Leading: The ambulance team consisting of Dr. Sinyak-Zabubenkina and nurse Svetko-Konfetkina.

Game with guests “Ambulance Team”

(The doctor examines several guests and gives recommendations for treatment to the nurse, who hands out medicine and behaves very playfully).

Doctor: Open your mouth, close your eyes. Everything is clear - acute drink deficiency. Sister, Balm Bruise-Zabubenkina – 50 grams immediately.

(Go to the next one).

- Open your eyes, wider, wider, cough. It’s clear - lack of snacking, Svetko-Konfetkina marshmallow once, Balm named after me 2 times 30 each.

(They go to the next one, listen).

- Breath! Do not breath. Sister, this patient has all the signs of peretostitis. Pastille and balm - 50. one time.

(They approach the next one, move towards the hero of the occasion.)

Lift up right hand, close your left eye. Say AAAAAH. That’s what I thought – he’s dancing! 3 x 30 and a lozenge. (And then they approach the birthday boy, begin to conduct an examination: ears, hair, eyes and click their tongues, shake their heads and be horrified)

- What a neglected and interesting case. You patient needs a more thorough examination. Please follow us.

A comic examination of the culprit before a well-deserved rest

(To conduct a comic examination, sit him on a chair and tap on his knees and arms with a toy hammer).

Doctor: Everything is clear - beginner pensionism - sister, take Belov’s mixture at night, 200 grams daily (they give a carton of milk)

(Look into the eyes, look at the pupils).

- I don’t like your pupils. Look right, look left. Yes Yes Yes. That’s what I thought, under-hangover, that’s exactly my profile. Sister - Kuler-Opokhmelkina mixture (they give a bottle of vodka).

- The patient, this is in especially acute cases, in the morning on an empty stomach. Now let's check your hearing. (They examine the ears. He moves away a little and loudly, but speaks to the side)

— Cognac 100. Another 100. (the hero of the occasion repeats).

“This completely confirms my initial diagnosis.” Konyakovsky syndrome of the third degree. Do you agree with me, colleague? For these symptoms, I recommend using Sinyak-Zabubenkina Balm, made according to my recipe. Received three stars at the doctors' symposium. Take 100 irregularly, exclusively to increase tone and appetite (they give a bottle of cognac).

- Well, there’s also a keen heartfelt love for my grandchildren. Sister, give 2 standards to your granddaughter's lover, take a slice at a time with your grandchildren (give chocolate)

- Well, what, you, sick man, have let yourself go like this? You just have a bunch of diseases, and even protracted chronic workaholism, which, as far as I know, can only be effectively helped by a well-deserved rest, with which we congratulate you!

“And we propose to carry out mass disinfection on this occasion with the mixtures that everyone has in stock.” (Name Patronymic name)..be healthy and happy.

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