Scenario of seeing off a female colleague from work. Farewell to men's retirement, funny congratulations script

For many, retirement age is the best time, where you can not only relax, take care of your grandchildren, garden, but also further develop, improve yourself, play sports, read, learn languages ​​and much more. That is why the retirement of a man or woman who was dear to employees and colleagues at work needs to be thought out to the smallest detail.

Scenario

There is one cool retirement scenario that I was happy to see and which I would like to tell you about. It is worth asking the future retiree in advance whether he will continue to work. According to the current legislation of the Russian Federation, an officially working citizen in retirement age is not entitled to receive a pension. Whether he is considered a pensioner or not is something everyone decides for himself.

The scenario is still worth arranging for those who are about to leave for a long and not boring world of rest from work. The whole action will be in the form of a fairy tale, which is why it is better to prepare small costumes in advance, which are quite easy to make. This funny and original script can be used for any employees: manager kindergarten, librarian, teacher, head teacher, watchman, dean, system administrator, directors, employees of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, etc.

Preface

The whole tale will unfold around the hero of the occasion, who has reached the age to become an honorary hero and receive blessings from the great gods of Olympus. The action will involve:

• God of Work - you can put an ordinary ring on your head with the symbol of the company or organization in which the ward worked.
• God of Rest or Vacation - you can come up with the symbolism yourself.
• God of Wages - the dollar or ruble symbol may work here.
• Goddess of Pension - here it’s also worth coming up with something of your own. Some people use the letter "P".

ADVICE! For a stronger effect, it will be good if the authorities participate in the scenes.

The presenter begins to tell a preface story that draws the main character into a fairy tale.

“Since ancient times, many daredevils have tried to reach Olympus, but only a few managed to get there. The Olympian deities allowed only the bravest, smartest, hardworking people and those who had gone from a young green youth to a noble and wise worker.

“And the day came when the Most Noble of the Noble *Employee’s Name and Surname* came long haul, and now he will ask the Gods - is he worthy to get to Olympus among the ranks of the chosen ones?!

Start

The skit begins and the God of Work comes out.

He addresses the employee:

“You are the same hero about whom they talked so much! Many consider you worthy, but according to the rules of the stone cliff, we are obliged to test you."

Now he turns to the employees and asks them to say 3 good characteristics about this employee. Each employee must say 3 kind and good words or phrases. As soon as everyone has said their words, the God of Work says:

“Words are good. But it would be nice to see proof."

"Do you really a real hero and is worthy to join the ranks of the chosen ones. And I will give my vote for you. Unfortunately, it will not be enough, and you still have to go through many tests from other higher spirits.”

“You and I haven’t seen each other very often. You love to work and help your colleagues too much. Before I say my word, you must answer one question - How will you rest?”

This is followed by a response from the participant.

"Very good! Then your colleagues told me how much you loved to relax with them.”

A slide show begins, where there are joint photographs with colleagues at corporate events, recreation centers, etc. It is better to choose normal photographs that will make the main character feel warm and good at heart. As in the previous case, if there are no such photos, then this action lower.

“In my history, I have never met such crazy workers who love to relax so much. I will give my vote for you, mortal!”

In the next scene, the goddess Salary comes out.

“Hello my friend. We saw you every month for *number of years we worked*. You looked forward to me every month. And unfortunately, you won't see me again any time soon. But don’t despair, my sister, the Goddess Pension, will take you under her guardianship.”

The Goddess of Pensioners comes out and says:

“They told me a lot of good things about you. That you are a smart, beautiful, hardworking and wise person. Before I accept you, you must take an oath."

I am Ivanov Ivan Ivanovich, from now on I am becoming a 100% pensioner. In the face of my colleagues and gods, I solemnly promise and swear:

• Love, respect, cherish and cherish your retirement savings.
• Every day at rush hour I go to the dacha.
• Spend money only on vacations, clothes and chocolates for your grandchildren.
• Go to the sea every year.
• Never spend your pension on medicines, doctors and treatments.
• And I swear to always be healthy and remember my work and my colleagues.

Ending

After this, the Goddess of Pension gives an envelope with money that was collected in advance from employees or a gift. A little later he says:

“Here is your first pension, my friend. Spend it purely on yourself and on your entertainment and relaxation. You can already!”

At the very end, everyone and most importantly the boss can say a couple of interesting things and wishes towards the employee. The farewell can also be continued with a feast after hours. This great way say a couple of toasts, congratulations and warm words about the departing person.

Poetry

There is a little advice about using poetry. As many studies have shown, poetry is quite difficult to perceive by ear. And when memorizing or reading from sight, in 60% of cases they are perceived incorrectly. It is best to use free speech, which will sound more sincere than well-read poetry.

You need to understand that the task of the script is to make the future pensioner’s memories of work come flooding back, so that he remembers it only from the very beginning. the best side. For an employee, memorized poems will not carry anything in terms of emotions and will be empty.

We meet the hero of the occasion - confetti, red carpet, fresh flowers, or a crown and throne. We meet at the door, he (she) appears. Meeting with colorful fabrics or ribbons (7 pieces)

We will greet ___________________ with colorful flowers,
After all, there were different stages in life.
We want to repeat these steps,
After all, you probably haven’t forgotten them. _____________________ (mth), _____________ (date), year ____ - th -
A good boy was born, such a good girl...

He's just a baby, and that's why
Everything was PURPLE to him
Childhood then is the golden time,
Life is carefree, like a game.
Even though the guy (girl) was smart,
But in childhood there was still
GREEN youth... it's a pity, it won't be like this anymore...

This is, of course, the color BLUE.
In my youth I met
He (s) his love,
______________ and I started a family together.
They were young, beautiful...
The color we choose is BLUE.

The children were born - there is no one more beloved!
Let it be ORANGE (WHITE) color...
I was always loaded with difficult work.
The light is YELLOW.

And now - your holiday - solid, wonderful,
Let it be bright, walk under RED!

For all the heroes of the occasion at such moments, we are all ready to give endlessly, together... APPLAUSE!!!

_______________ (name) ours is amazing! We want you to invite everyone to the table now!

Good evening Dear friends, relatives, colleagues! Today, on this beautiful day, in such a solemn and warm atmosphere, we have gathered in this cozy hall in order to congratulate everyone’s beloved and respected ____________________. Let's try today to make sure that the smile does not leave our (his) ________ face, and her (his) eyes shine with happiness... I sincerely welcome all the guests gathered here and gladly open this holiday!

This day brought us together and united us, ______________ eclipsed everyone in a place of honor, because it’s not for nothing that he (s) was awarded today by fate - this date, which is popularly called dear! Even if it’s the beginning of the century outside, we won’t change traditions; let’s sip a glass of wine for a dear person. May this day go down in history forever, and may ___________________ bring only happiness! And let the guests have fun carelessly, I hope no one leaves the holiday sad! To start the celebration as it should be, everyone is invited to fill their glasses!!!

Before the spouse's toast: Dear guests! You are all witnesses that the light of one star does not fade in our horizon. And by the way, there is a fan among us who has been studying this for many years... One day they met and fell in love with each other, and live together to this day... Of course you guessed it - I’m talking about the precious 2nd half, this...

1st toast ________________

Guest introduction

Wonderful charm, tenderness, grace for the hero of the occasion, for the charming one, your ovation!!

Let's prolong the wonderful moments
For the husband (wife) your applause!

This evening, the pleasant excitement of the guests of honor is the performance. We have a lady present here.
Native sister __________________!
Cousins ()
Are located here
Now there will be a storm of applause in the hall!

There is always peace in my soul,
When your sons (daughters) are next to you.
Mom (Dad) have them very good, let's clap our hands for that

And now I’ll tell you more simply:
Happy holiday to you
Favorite daughters-in-law.
They are all here and waiting for applause too!

And for his grandmother (grandfather), on such a beautiful day, the grandchildren are here, now gathered.
They were waiting for applause
And now we greet the matchmakers together!
We really need their presence.

I would like to introduce you soon
Wonderful, loyal friends!!!
They are also waiting for applause
Show yourself where you are!

Now let's clap our hands. and to all the guests, good luck to you!

Meeting the guests

2 toast ___________________________

Thoughts on who arrived on what

We ______________________ present a retirement apron.

He is an indicator of the start of a new life.
They sewed special pockets on it.
And they decided to explain their meaning:

1. Pocket one, gets on your nerves:
Pension pocket.
A pension for work is a reward, and a big pocket is a joy.
The pension dangles in him, and it’s hard to believe that it doesn’t end!

2. The second pocket is not so big.
Pocket for gifts for grandchildren.
Don't put gifts in the chest.
To treat your grandchildren, keep them in your pocket at the ready.

3. The third pocket is like a trap for a stash.
Hide it far, hide it deep,
So that no one finds, so that no one takes away!

4. Pocket fourth, the most worn.
Pocket for glasses.
Put your glasses in your pocket and don’t try to use them often,
Resist vision loss.

5. Fifth pocket, for seed bags.
Pocket for individual work activities.
Sow your garden. Harvest the harvest.
Without pickles and preserves, retirement will not be paradise.

6. Pocket six - time to rest.
Pocket for seeds.
Sitting on a bench, click the seeds.
You retired, you found extra time.
Wear ______________ apron and don’t take it off, treat your friends to tea!
Now you have a free life:
Ahead - “free program”:

If you want, sleep, but if you want, have fun.
If you want, starve, but if you want, get better
(But this task is difficult to complete:
Eating a lot of fat is impossible today!)
If you want, open a cooperative,
If you want, travel with a letter of credit.

Both Monaco and Valencia are waiting for you
(If you have income other than a pension!)
If you want, watch a movie in the morning,
Or open the window wide
And hula-hoop for hours.

If you don’t want to “twist”, lie down.
Now you can rest easy,
Love, be friends, walk at night
(after all, you can sleep in the morning!)
And see friends more often,
And read different books!

3 toast ________________________________

Competition by choice

PENSION CERTIFICATES with the following comment. You must make this certification yourself. On front side write to whom it was issued, and on the other - the following wish:

How will you receive the book?
Take care of her - They won’t give you money
Without a book, oh my!
Be a girl at heart
Jump like a goat
But this little book
Respect for
That you can drive
Without taking a ticket.

If you want, fold your hands,
Since there is no hunting
Commute to work
And break the spine
That's just what you're looking for
Will you buy me a bite?

How will you receive your pension?
You will live for five days
And you will rush with a song
Work hard again!
Such a pension
It’s not in vain that they give us -
So that we don't grow old
Never, friends!

For this concern
Dear authorities
Let's not leave work
Until the last days!!!

Sand ceremony

Dear ___________________________!

Now we will create a festive cocktail together with you! So,

1. White is the color you were born with!
Making mom and dad happy!
They gave you the name.
For joy, love and happiness!

2. Blue - you are 18!
Dancing, love and flowers!
Youth, romance!
Do you have something to remember?
Your hopes and dreams!

3. Red is your holiday!
And again you are good!
Wisdom has arrived, your life is arranged!
Children dote on the soul!

4. Orange is the color of success.

5. Yellow is the color of the sun, comfort, warmth,
Always have good weather at home!

6. Green is the color of wealth
Let him bring happiness with gold!

And to avoid boredom, these sparkles are your grandchildren! Dilute your cocktail with them, and life will become more fun!

I worked a lot, and my work was not in vain!
This is why, my dear, you have been given a pension!
You have become more prosperous, poverty will not return.
Thank you very much to the President, he takes care of everyone!
Don't be sad, don't be sad, there's no going back to those past days!
Smile always and everywhere, and don’t go to the doctor!
God grant that everything goes well.
Always behave decently!
Don't get sick, don't be sad,
Eat in moderation and sleep soundly,
Never grow old
All men like it!
Enough talking about fairy tales!
Now is the time to drink vodka.

Competition by choice

Pension is a word that flows gently like a stream.
Just ask anyone
Who doesn't think about her?
Everyone goes out of their way,
To live until retirement.

Only in retirement can you
Live calmly, don't bother.
No need from the director
No need to ask for time off.
The money will be sent directly to your home
Postmen bring.

Take care of your health,
Take a cold shower
And all the colds and illnesses
Don't let him on the threshold.
On the estate plot
Sow cabbage, radish, horseradish,
So that your ship is a family one
Didn't give the slightest tilt.

And we wish you the most
(God is my witness - that’s the cross)
So that you can see (see) during your lifetime
Your great-grandchildren's brides.

If you occasionally feel sad,
If the light becomes not nice,
Let it remind you of us
This modest souvenir.

(A gift is given.)

Raffle box or by name

Line up 11 people with the letters PENSIONER

Attention! Attention! Yours is coming finest hour! Answer quickly and correctly! The presenter asks the hero of the day questions, to which she answers: “Yes.”

Do you have the title of an ideal wife?

Send air kiss to your 2nd half.

Title “ loving mother" There is?

Name the children.

Has the respectable title of “mother-in-law” been awarded?

Give your son-in-law a compliment.

Has the high title of “grandmother” already been earned?

How does the fairy tale “The Wolf and the Seven Little Goats” end?

The answer to all questions was “yes”, the test was passed with honor. This means that the time has come to add the noble title “Pensioner” to the titles already mentioned.

Readiness No. 1. Eleven guests line up in one line, each with a piece of paper with a letter in their hands, and together they form the word “pensioner.” While the host reads the poem, after each line, the guests turn over one letter in order.

So many years have flown by...
We barely had time to count...
But it’s not worth it, we know, no...
Suffer and be sad...
And there is still a large supply,
Let's reveal a secret:
...Our hero does not lose heart...
We will cope with it for a hundred years...
Blush, joyful,...
Beautiful, sweet,...
Active as a pioneer...
Worthy of the title...
All. Pensioner.

To applause, fireworks sparklers The hero of the day is tied with a Mrs. Liberty ribbon over her shoulder.

Oath of a young pensioner

Leading: Today we accept our ……….. into the pensioners society ( name of state) and take an oath from her:

I, a young pensioner of _________ (name of country), joining the honorary society of pensioners, working and non-working, moderate drinkers and non-drinkers, poking my nose everywhere, solemnly swear: To be a worthy member of society, that is, to constantly be of sound spirit and sound body Don’t let yourself be knocked down by the wind, illness, or drunkenness.

She): I swear!

Leading:

Work tirelessly, without stretching your legs.
Walk confidently along any road!
I swear!

Leading:

Be sharp on the tongue, eyes and ears.
Don’t give in to sadness, illness, or cold!
I swear!

Leading:

Drink only with friends, and then little by little.
Always find a path to the house.
I swear!

Leading: Dear ___________________! We accept you into the ranks so that you will not know trouble.
Don’t get sick, don’t be discouraged, eat more, sleep better.
Be cheerful and don’t swear, never worry.
Young so that a pensioner can do everything and manage to do everything.
To live, when everything is in moderation, to the title of honorary pensioner.
And when you are a hundred, we will set this table again!

Competitions, costume show

Competition by choice

The pension has arrived
Relaxation, brought joy,
More sleep and less sadness
And your health will be better!

Will you be walking in the garden?
You will read more
Will you play sports?
Plunge into carelessness!

You will be happier now
There will be more power now
Congratulations from the bottom of my heart,
Let your dreams come true!

Look, don't be discouraged,
Don't be bored at work
Relax and have fun
Enjoy your new life!

You're retired, hooray!
Don't get up in the morning now
Don't get tired the whole day,
Don't yawn at work.

We want to wish you
Don't waste time,
It's better to rest more often
Visit friends and loved ones.

And strengthen your health,
Develop hobbies
Fill the days with meaning,
Plans to carry out everything!

Congratulations! Let you
There will be joy every hour,
In endeavors - success.
May you be the happiest of all!

I would like to sincerely congratulate you on your transition to retirement. I wish you to continue to be active and do important things, not to succumb to any illness and to constantly open a new calendar date with new goals, hopes and aspirations. I wish there was a pension large sizes so that life always gives opportunities for frequent celebrations of the soul and real joys of the heart.

A wonderful reward awaits you today,
After all, you don’t need to rush to work,
There's a whole lot of free time -
What could be better? What could be cooler?

You can safely be proud of yourself
And enjoy such a sweet life.
We are taking you on vacation today,
We wish you all the best in life!

Much has already been achieved
And this is not the limit at all!
Although it’s time for retirement,
But there is so much to do.

Your experience is important to us in our work,
We don't want to let you go.
And on this day we will tell you together:
“We value you very much!”

Now demobilization has already arrived,
After all, you plowed yours.
So many years and so many winters
You dedicated your work!
And now with a pure soul
Relax with your family.
Hobbies, cottage, entertainment -
There will be time for everything.
Live in pleasure.
The world, perhaps, look.
You are strong, full of strength,
Give all the young people a head start!
And now with enthusiasm
Please accept congratulations!

We want to wish you
Don't waste your time,
Move more, communicate more
Yes, and take care of the dacha.

Grandchildren won't let you get bored
The children will visit.
We think it's fun
You will be retired!

You won't go to work in the morning,
Take a risk and withdraw money from the card at the bank,
You’ll buy a ticket and head south.
And you will travel with excitement!

Don't you want to go south? So go to the village.
There's a river nearby, a pond and fishing rods in the barn!
There your own harvest will ripen in the beds,
There are lilies of the valley. And the nightingales chirp in May.

Invite all your grandchildren to visit.
Gather your friends quickly and sing songs.
Read, write, walk, call your relatives.
Congratulations on your retirement!

Today we see off
For retirement loving
And we are experiencing -
What will we do without you?

After all, you are our luminary,
Our guru, our sensei.
And there is no more in the department,
The one who is wiser than everyone.

And we wish together
Don't lose your passion,
Live life to the fullest need to
And conquer the Urals.

Now the worries are over
There is no more work,
But time is still free -
Do whatever your heart desires!

If you want, go for a walk in the park,
If you want, wash everything!
Don't be bored, don't whine, don't be angry,
Better bother with your grandchildren!

We all congratulate you,
We want to live an interesting life.
Pour out the cognac,
Receive our congratulations!

I so wanted to part with my worries,
And now suddenly my soul is in doubt.
You've worked all your life on the run,
The measured step is unusual.

This confusion will disappear,
How the “deserved path” begins.
But there will be just as many worries,
Just a little more time.

Children, grandchildren, household chores
They will make you forget about yourself again.
We know from your experience,
How to rush through life at full speed.

And therefore we ask in advance:
Come here to relax!
Good luck! Don't say goodbye - goodbye!
Happy golden years to you!

Scenario for a woman's 55th birthday. Cool farewell to retirement

Scenario for a woman's 55th birthday. Cool farewell to retirement

Everyone knows that women retire at 55. And if so, then for this anniversary everyone wants something special to make it fun and memorable for everyone. We offer you our small scenario for a woman’s 55th birthday, which will help you arrange a cool farewell to retirement. The script includes competitions and games, beautiful toasts and entertainment blocks. Take a look and choose what you like best.

Meeting the hero of the day.
When all the guests have gathered, we can begin. Have all the guests stand and make a semicircle. And the hero of the day will be in the center of this semicircle. The presenter begins:
— tell me, when a person is born, what does he do? That's right - he's crying! And today we have a young pensioner born who is ready to cry from such happiness. And so that she doesn't cry, we'll give her a pacifier. Even small children wear a cap that protects their ears and head from the wind. Let's put a cap on the hero of the day. And finally, all that remains is to attach a bib so that she doesn’t get dirty while eating. We hope. Look - now we have a full-fledged born pensioner! I propose to take and raise a glass to the new pensioner, who is still so young and who still has his whole life ahead of him!

The main holiday.
Leading:
- well, since we have a new pensioner, she needs to take the oath and join the ranks of pensioners. And for this we have already prepared the text of the solemn oath. Now the young pensioner will read it and will be accepted into the ranks of honorary pensioners of Russia:

Leading:
— now our hero of the day becomes an honorary member of Russian pensioners. She is awarded a medal and a crown!

Contest.
Every person has received many vaccinations in their life. And they are all from some kind of disease. What would you like to vaccinate yourself against? Offer possible answers. And the most the best option will be awarded a prize!
Examples could be: vaccination against sleep deprivation; vaccination against bad mood; vaccination for immunity from the boss; and so on. Whoever comes up with the funniest option wins a prize.

Leading:
We all know that in the life of every person there are rights and responsibilities. What rights do pensioners have? Call them!
Yes, you said everything correctly. But this is all according to the law, but what about in life? In life, pensioners have the following rights:

Therefore, I propose a toast to the rights of pensioners, which must not be violated!

A game.
Friends! Everyone said today beautiful words to the hero of the day. And some even almost swore that they would protect the hero of the day and always be by her side. Tell me, are you all ready for serious actions for the sake of the hero of the day? Let's check what each of you is ready for. For the sake of our birthday girl.

The game is being played. You need to prepare beautiful cards on which to write poems. You put all the cards in a bag, and the guests take turns taking out one card at a time and read out a verse that says what he is ready for for the sake of the eyes of the hero of the day.

Leading:
— we all congratulated the hero of the day. Who hasn't congratulated her yet? Do not know? Who said the president? You are absolutely right - the president has not yet congratulated. And now they told me that Putin’s retinue is standing at the door. Let's let them in.

The President's entourage enters. There are guards on the sides, and a secretary in the center. They stop near the hero of the day, and the secretary reads out a congratulation from the president and hands him this telegram:

Leading:
But these are not all gifts. We have another package that has arrived to us from unknown lands. And we don't even know what's in it. I will ask you to bring the parcel to us.

The package is brought in and the presenter opens it. She takes out a package and a note from the package. And he begins to read out the note. And hand over the package as written in this note.

Afterwards, the hero of the day unwraps the package and shows everyone what is there. And there should be the best and most expensive gift.

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Scenario for seeing off a woman's retirement

Farewell to retirement is organized in a festively decorated hall. The guests sit at set tables, the hostess of the holiday is at the head of the table or in the center, next to her is her husband or the “main man in her life.” Nearby you can install a serving table on which it will be convenient to put gifts, certificates, awards, and postcards.

Scenario for an evening celebrating a woman's retirement

The presenter is provided with information about the kindergarten, school, college, technical school, institute where the hero of the day studied, a list of enterprises and positions where she worked, in chronological order. Props:

• A comic certificate for a unique contribution to the “life” of the team (regularly watered the ficus tree in the office, baked unsurpassed cookies for tea, etc.).
• Comic “Certificate of Quality” for the hero of the day.
• “Golden” medals (made of foil or a round chocolate bar in a golden wrapper) for winning competitions.
• Postcards and pens.

The drinks list includes champagne.

Leading Every person is born many more times from the moment he is born:

• at the age of seven, a schoolboy is born on September 1; then came the days of appearance:
• October;
• pioneer;
• Komsomol member;
• applicant;
• student;
• trainee;
• bride or groom;
• young mothers and fathers;
• certified theoretician;
• young specialist-practice;
• experienced worker;
• Grandmothers and grandfathers;
• pensioner.

There are always close people next to everyone who help to move to a new stage and, as it were, pass it on to the future period of life. Our “Maria Ivanovna” has collected a much larger list, which we need to consider and approve today at this glorious meeting. Like every serious meeting, I propose to conduct ours according to the rules I have read, not to skip any stage known to us, to announce all the circumstances loudly, raising filled glasses. To confirm the veracity of the speakers’ words, I propose to approve a commission that transfers its faithful colleague, and a commission that accepts its beloved wife, mother, and grandmother into full and unconditional family membership. I propose to appoint “Ivan Ivanovich” as the head of the admissions commission, the hostess’s faithful companion for N___ (years) life together spouses) years. Since today we are shipping to new life Maria Ivanovna, let’s take the departure of a new ship on its maiden voyage as a model for the beginning of our journey and open our holiday with champagne. I propose to announce the beginning of the meeting with a festive fireworks display of opening champagne and filling the glasses.

The boss speaks in his own words. Leading So that our members admissions committee“It was easier to evaluate what kind of treasure they were accepting, and for the chairman of the “transferring commission” to prepare for presentation, let’s give the floor to a faithful school friend, let her tell about the cheerful, smart girl who came to school No. (number of years) ago.

School years are a long time, Backpacks, braids, a fun lesson, Less often - an exam, an assessment, a diary, The years have flown by - the bell is not forgotten.

Speaks in his own words School friend . Leading Now everyone can see what our Maria Ivanovna looked like in those years. to his school experience will be shared by her granddaughter (name), who is surprisingly similar to her, but lives surrounded by modern iPods and iPads.

Lessons are made more boring in notebooks, Textbooks are too lazy to carry with you, There is Internet in your smartphone to instantly find answers on the most difficult day.

Leading But our Maria Ivanovna was not only busy with homework, she learned to sew (knit, embroider) in school club, and today’s wonderful dress (suit) is sewn according to her sketches. Besides, she never missed discos and loves to dance.

Leading Passed quickly school years, but the students rushed even faster. Choosing a profession was not easy, our hero of the occasion has so many interesting hobbies! Now our hostess will tell you how she chose (name educational institution), and her friends from her student days will confirm and complement her words (in case something has already been forgotten). The floor is given to friends. Leading The teachers prepared a wonderful young specialist, as Maria Ivanovna came to her (first workplace). Our hostess has no shortage of abilities and strength, so after (number of years) she received her first promotion (qualification or position - what is the entry in work book). The excursion in those years will be led by an old friend and long years– colleague (full name). Word to my first colleagues and friends at work. Leading Work is an important part of Maria Ivanovna’s life, but not the only one, as her husband (Ivan Ivanovich) will now confirm. He will tell you how he lived in those years with his young wife, a young specialist and the young mother of their first child. The husband speaks in his own words. Leading All the difficulties of youth are remembered with warmth when you see the joyful expression on the faces of friends and colleagues gathered in this room, and happy smiles relatives - husband, children, grandchildren. Therefore, we can move on to the present day and continue the work of our “receiving and transmitting commissions.” For announcement full characteristics our hostess and presenting her with a certificate of honor, the floor is given to the most experienced expert on the hero of the day - leader Maria Ivanovna with (number of years collaboration) -years of experience to Pyotr Petrovich. The leader speaks in his own words. Leading The friendly team does not want to lag behind its leader. To draw up a collective image of our Maria Ivanovna, the floor is given to a representative of the trade union committee. A representative of the trade union committee speaks in his own words.

Presentation of a certificate to the hero of the occasion

Leading To confirm all of the above verbally, the management of the company (company name) provides the appropriate quality certificate. To read out and transfer the document to the receiving party, the floor is given to a colleague, a representative of the Consumer Rights Protection Bureau (full name). Quality certificate issued to Maria Ivanovna, confirming possession of:

• high professionalism;
• unfading beauty;
• inexhaustible diligence;
• inexhaustible optimism;
• inexhaustible kindness and readiness to come to the rescue in any situation.

The validity period is unlimited. The certificate is presented to the chairman of the receiving party - the husband. Leading All of the above repeatedly confirms what a wonderful student our hostess is, but she will have to learn to live in retirement and “retirement”! Her friend (full name), a pensioner with (number of years in retirement) years of experience, will share her experience. A retired friend speaks in her own words.

Leading What a wonderful woman and master of her craft the team (the name of the company in which the hero of the occasion worked) conveys, everyone has already heard, and her husband Ivan Ivanovich received the corresponding certificate, but what kind of meeting was prepared for her at home, the daughter (son) (name) will tell.

Our mother doesn’t know how to idle, Such a thought never comes to her, The beds are tired of waiting - only when it gets warmer, And the dacha will only be released sometimes.

There is already a plan for rearranging the room, And teaching my granddaughter to crochet, She won’t be bored, and in the family staff She will find a position where she can spin like a top.

The daughter (son) speaks in her own words.

Drawing up a humorous draft solution

Leading Everything that has been said needs to be documented and it’s time to start drawing up a draft decision of our solemn meeting, for this I ask you to name the most correct adjectives suitable for our hostess. Draft decision On this (1 adjective) day, after listening to (2 adjective) comments and (3 adjective) suggestions from the (4 adjective) comrades present here, the (5 adjective) team makes a (6 adjective) decision to conduct a (7 adjective) woman, to (8 adjective) pension, and (9 adjective) family (10 adjective) meet her, (11 adjective) greet her and not let her go anywhere. The adjectives named by the guests are inserted into the text of the project, the finished solution is read out and given to the husband. You can pass the resulting set of words to different groups of guests and create several options. The best text will be chosen by the hero of the occasion herself. Musical arrangement, number of dances and competitions depend on the composition of the guests. In the “adult” team there may be a lover of songs or jokes; such people quickly discover themselves and can significantly help the toastmaster in holding the banquet. Arranging for retirement is integrally connected with the profession and field of activity of the hero of the day. It is very important to prepare specifications for former job souvenirs.

The second part of the souvenirs is a farewell message for the future “free” life. This category may include:

• a new daily routine (the alarm clock rings at the same time, but you need to go not to work, but where - close people who know well the hobbies and interests of the hero of the day can suggest);
• new diet for a pensioner (income decreases, and free time is increasing, so we need to suggest something to replace the sausage sandwich made in a hurry for work);
• a subscription to the pool (even though there is no current, the skills to overcome the “waves of life” can come in handy);
• subscription to some health magazine (the pensioner finally has time to take care of his health, so information on how this is done will be useful).

Scenes for a woman's retirement

If you are tasked with preparing a farewell ceremony for your friend or relative, then try to make this anniversary evening as fun and interesting as possible.

After all, seeing off retirement is an important milestone in the life of any person.



Prepare a retirement scenario that will include funny ditties, games and skits.

Scenes for seeing off a woman’s retirement should be funny and cool, so that there is no regret about what happened important stage life.

Cool scene for seeing off retirement

Characters: God of Work, God of Vacation, Goddess of Salary, Goddess of Pension.

Props: costumes for the gods are made from ordinary sheets, head wreaths are made from artificial branches or paper.

Host: There is an old legend about how candidates for pensioners are accepted: a whole council is convened on the divine Olympus - to accept or not to accept? And everything happens like this... (The Gods enter the hall.)

God of Work (addresses other gods): I, the God of Work - Truden - have gathered all of you on the professional Olympus and solemnly announce: we have a new candidate for retirement!

Gods: Oh, how great! How nice!

God of Work: Yes, that means we have work again! Now we will thoroughly check this candidate. I'll be the first to start!

Truden approaches the colleagues of the hero of the occasion and asks them questions: did she work well, did she help others out, did she quarrel with her superiors, etc.

God of Work: Well, candidate, you are lucky: your colleagues characterize you with dignity. But this is not enough. Come on, God of Vacation, now do your check!

God of Vacation: I am the God of Vacation - Gulban. Work without rest is like winter without snow. Now I’ll check if you’ve learned to rest properly!

1. Choose the right option (you, guests, can also choose - we’ll check you at the same time!) - Canary Islands, Maldives, Hawaii or dacha?

2. Question two: diving, surfing, snorkeling or fishing?

3. Question three: Martini, Hennessy, Jack Daniels or homemade wine?

God of Vacation (sums up): dreaming is not harmful, but you need to relax within your means!

God of Work: Okay. And now over to the Salary Goddess!

Goddess of Salary: I am the Goddess of Salary - A pretty penny. It's time to say goodbye forever, dear candidate.

Do you remember how you waited for me every month? How did you count days and even minutes? And then, after waiting, she called me miserable, pathetic, insignificant! And then she spent it all, to the last...

But I don’t hold a grudge, it’s all in the past. Now will you meet the Goddess of Pension, and will you promise to protect and respect her? Do you promise that your children will not take her away from you? Do you promise to buy chocolates for your grandchildren with her help?

The hero of the occasion promises.

God of Work: So, candidate, you passed all the tests with honor! We officially accept you into the ranks of full-fledged pensioners and place you at the disposal of the Goddess of Pension!

Goddess of Pension: I am the Goddess of Pension - Pension! From now on, I’m taking patronage over you. But first, you need to take the pensioner’s oath.

I, A YOUNG PENSIONER, ENTERING THE RANKS OF PENSIONERS,
IN THE FACE OF MY FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES, I SOLEMNLY SWEAR:
-WAIT, LOVE AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR PENSION.
-DO NOT SPEND IT ON MEDICINES AND DOCTORS.
-USE IT FOR ITS PURPOSE: FOR ENTERTAINMENT, CRUISES AND NEW OUTFITS.
I SWEAR! I SWEAR! I SWEAR.

And now I’m giving you a real savings book, big enough to fit numbers with ten zeros in it! (Gives a drawn savings book. You can design it this way cash gift- put an envelope with money or a gift certificate in it.)

The gods put a homemade “Honorary Pensioner” medal on the hero of the occasion.

A funny scene for seeing off your retirement

A participant comes out, poorly dressed, in a headscarf, approaches the future pensioner and sings her a song to the tune of “I’m standing at a stop in a colorful half-shawl.”

I came to you unexpectedly,
Not at all long-awaited
I'm sorry - it's not my fault!
I'll just say that I don't believe it
And I will check your passport:
You look only 17 years old! (repeat last line)

You are smart, beautiful,
I like everything about you so much!
I suggest we be strong friends!
After all, you are now free,
I confess publicly:
It's so fun to live on retirement!

So that we can have a glass,
I'll take it out of my bag
Reliable Russian antidepressant! (takes out a bottle of vodka)
We'll drink to our friendship
And we will raise optimism,
After all, a pension is a guarantor of stability!

Scene-remake of the song “Call me, call”

During the introduction before the song, one person at a time comes out and stands with their back to the hero of the day; their hands should not be visible - a white school apron is hidden in them; for the introduction, they put on aprons and turn to the hero of the day, in general, so that there is intrigue and surprise.

The days flew by
It's your turn
In native management
Try on the role of the hero of the day.
Our service is only one
You gave your all,
They've been waiting for him for thirty-five years
They waited for him for thirty-five years -
The long-awaited graduation!

All exams passed
In local Dumas and in the Ministry of Finance.
All budgets have been reduced
And the reforms have been experienced.
Here is the labor code
I gave you permission for your experience,
To come to the financial department,
To come to the financial department
Anniversary graduation!

We want to confess to you:
We respect you very much,
We tell you from the bottom of our hearts:
Happy anniversary!
We have been given traditions
We do not retreat from them:
We're starting graduation
We're starting graduation!
Call, call!

They turn towards the place where they will take out the “first-grader” with a bell

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Comic congratulations for retirement “Ambulance team with gifts”

This is a costumed congratulations for a pensioner who is about to retire. Depending on the specific culprit and the composition of the guests, changes can be made to make the congratulations targeted. Comic congratulations for retirement “Ambulance team with gifts” It will be more effective and fun if you make the characters contrasting: a stern doctor and a “hot nurse” or both roles played by men in disguise.

To carry out this comic congratulations required: medical suits, an emergency kit - maybe for children, cognac with the inscription "Balm", disposable glasses, one must have a measuring scale, sweets, a carton of milk and a beautiful bottle of alcohol, chocolate - as a gift

Scenario of congratulations “Ambulance brigade for retirement”

A “stern” doctor and a “hot” nurse come out

Leading: The ambulance team consisting of Dr. Sinyak-Zabubenkina and nurse Svetko-Konfetkina.

Game with guests “Ambulance Team”

(The doctor examines several guests and gives recommendations for treatment to the nurse, who hands out medicine and behaves very playfully).

Doctor: Open your mouth, close your eyes. Everything is clear - acute drink deficiency. Sister, Balm Bruise-Zabubenkina – 50 grams immediately.

(Go to the next one).

- Open your eyes, wider, wider, cough. It’s clear - lack of snacking, Svetko-Konfetkina marshmallow once, Balm named after me 2 times 30 each.

(They go to the next one, listen).

- Breath! Do not breath. Sister, this patient has all the signs of peretostitis. Pastille and balm - 50. one time.

(They approach the next one, move towards the hero of the occasion.)

Lift up right hand, close your left eye. Say AAAAAH. That’s what I thought – he’s dancing! 3 x 30 and a lozenge. (And then they approach the birthday boy, begin to conduct an examination: ears, hair, eyes and click their tongues, shake their heads and be horrified)

- What a neglected and interesting case. You patient needs a more thorough examination. Please follow us.

A comic examination of the culprit before a well-deserved rest

(To conduct a comic examination, sit him on a chair and tap on his knees and arms with a toy hammer).

Doctor: Everything is clear - beginner pensionism - sister, take Belov’s mixture at night, 200 grams daily (they give a carton of milk)

(Look into the eyes, look at the pupils).

- I don’t like your pupils. Look right, look left. Yes Yes Yes. That’s what I thought, under-hangover, that’s exactly my profile. Sister - Kuler-Opokhmelkina mixture (they give a bottle of vodka).

- The patient, this is in especially acute cases, in the morning on an empty stomach. Now let's check your hearing. (They examine the ears. He moves away a little and loudly, but speaks to the side)

— Cognac 100. Another 100. (the hero of the occasion repeats).

“This completely confirms my initial diagnosis.” Konyakovsky syndrome of the third degree. Do you agree with me, colleague? For these symptoms, I recommend using Sinyak-Zabubenkina Balm, made according to my recipe. Received three stars at the doctors' symposium. Take 100 irregularly, exclusively to increase tone and appetite (they give a bottle of cognac).

- Well, there’s also a keen heartfelt love for my grandchildren. Sister, give 2 standards to your granddaughter's lover, take a slice at a time with your grandchildren (give chocolate)

- Well, what, you, sick man, have let yourself go like this? You just have a bunch of diseases, and even protracted chronic workaholism, which, as far as I know, can only be effectively helped by a well-deserved rest, with which we congratulate you!

“And we propose to carry out mass disinfection on this occasion with the mixtures that everyone has in stock.” (Name Patronymic name)..be healthy and happy.

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The decoration of the room plays an important role in creating a festive atmosphere. Of course, I want to distinguish myself somehow, to create something unusual, not traditional or not too common. They say that everything new is well forgotten old. Can I use this? And to take into service what is not so forgotten, but already the past. Those who are going on a well-deserved retirement these days have seen the times of the USSR and remember well the five-year plans, potato harvesting trips, pioneer bonfires, slogans, obligations and the like.

It is not necessary to keep the entire scenario in the same style as the pioneers and communists. You can use something when decorating the hall and, for example, make original invitations for the evening.

Naturally, at the retirement party, in addition to the hero of the occasion, there will also be those present who are well acquainted with the theme of the USSR and perhaps it is dear to some of them. Therefore, it is not recommended to overly exploit the symbolism of that era; there may be an ambiguous attitude towards this. It is better to take this topic as a basis. Therefore, the invitation can be decorated in red, but not use a coat of arms, sickle, etc.

Sample text on the invitation:

“Comrade (last name, initials of the invited guest)!

On April 13 at 12:00 you must appear at the ceremony of initiating a friend (surname, name of the future pensioner) into a pensioner. Venue of the event: for example, the Akatsiya restaurant, table No. 4.

On the agenda:

Debriefing.
- tasting alcoholic drinks.
- participation in competitions.
- creativity test.
- learning dance steps.
- drawing up a plan for the next five-year period.

Attendance is required. Dressy clothes, high spirits, and a good appetite are encouraged.

Support group for future retirees."

Everyone knows love in Soviet times to wall newspapers, which, by the way, are actively used today, in particular, they are timed to coincide with general holidays such as the New Year, as well as on birthdays and retirements. You can remember your childhood, when images of your heads were glued to the bodies of stars or comic characters. Today all this can be done using Photoshop. And make a comic honor board, but where there is only one main character - a pensioner. One board will depict the achievements of the hero of the occasion throughout his life, you can even start from childhood. For example, take a picture from the Internet where kids are sitting on potties and, using Photoshop, make one of the kids a pensioner and under this achievement add the signature “For easy entry into the team.” A picture where at a corporate party a pensioner dashingly dances or sings - “For a significant contribution to the general fun.” A picture of the hero of the occasion planting trees in hometown- “For a significant contribution to the improvement of the city.” A picture where a future pensioner writes off using modern opportunities - “For showing ingenuity” and something like that.

It wouldn’t hurt to have a few slogans hanging around the hall: “Pensioner, be ready for a rest in retirement!”, “Long live pensioners - the fighting reserve of free people!”, “Don’t drink everything at the farewell to retirement - leave it for the hangover!”, “Everything for a glass!”, “The team of (company name) solemnly proclaims that comrade (name of the pensioner) will live in prosperity and honor” and the like.

What else can be taken from the Soviet theme is to prepare badges for each guest, indicating that they are participants in seeing off the retirement of comrade so-and-so (if it is not possible to order such badges, then you can make your own medals on a cord or a bracelet). This will be another unifying element at the gala event.

What about initiation into pensioners? I recommend getting a pension certificate from the team, it should be of impressive size, inside on the first page, as expected, there is a photo of the pensioner, the date of issue of the certificate (date of farewell to retirement), the name of the body that issued the certificate (name of the company). The remaining sheets are given to the company departments to fill out, where they, showing their imagination, fill them out - this is all done in advance and secretly from the pensioner. The ID must be ready for the wires.

Of course it's hard to avoid congratulatory speeches from management. To be honest, sometimes they can be quite tedious, so it is recommended to reduce them as much as possible.

After the obligatory speeches accompanied by music auditorium an orange is handed over, which the audience must pass to each other; the one who has it at the end of the music must congratulate the hero of the occasion. But not just from myself. The presenter's assistants hide him from the rest of the audience under a blanket, where the transformation is taking place. Congratulations will come from famous personalities. For example, someone who has the honor of congratulating them has Brezhnev’s eyebrows pasted on and he must read a parting word in his manner (the text is given to the person). After congratulations, the orange and a new transformation are handed over again. It is not necessary to take politicians, you can also take singers. For example, a mustache and a guitar and the new “Igor Nikolaev” should sing congratulations. The main thing is that one or two distinctive features one could find out famous person, and so that he has a recognizable manner of communication that can be easily parodied by anyone.

Now it is possible to organize initiation into pensioners, following the example of knighting. Of course, you should not force the hero of the occasion to kneel, but it is recommended to seat him on the throne.

Here, depending on your taste, the presenter or team leader, homemade pension certificate, the description of which is presented above, concerns first the right and then the left shoulder of the person being initiated into pensioners. After which he must take an oath, which is carefully presented to him.

Oath of the initiating pensioner:

In the name of fun, joy, freedom and carefreeness, I (surname and name of the pensioner) join the Holy Army of the Order of Pensioners and take an oath to abide by its charter.

I vow to dedicate my skill and time to the cause of the Order, its prosperity and the spread of its values ​​throughout the world. I undertake not to disclose to those not initiated into the Knights the dates and places of secret meetings of the Order, the nuances of the entertainment program and the festive menu.

I undertake to always observe the sacred Commandments of the Holy Host of the Order of Pensioners:

Don’t fall under the table after a meeting of the Order;
- do not mislead the warriors of the Order with a vague proclamation of a toast;
- do not interfere with the 33rd desire to take it “on the road”;
- do not contradict your colleagues and agree to barbecue outdoors from the first invitation;
- do not recognize age according to passport;
- do not lose your pioneer enthusiasm;
- show by example that the pensioner is slightly cheerful, young, full of strength and enthusiasm;
- sweep away all obstacles that could lead the Knights of the Order of Pensioners into confusion and despondency.

I swear to be faithful to the glorious deeds of the Holy Host of the Order of Pensioners!

Now, in honor of the newly minted pensioner, you should raise your glasses, which is done while standing.

Presenter:
The years are flying by, you can’t keep up with them,
Stop for a moment, you are wonderful!
Alas, we cannot change the course of events,
But don't be sad in vain,
Life after retirement is just beginning!

The door opens and the heroic horse Gaius Julius Caesar (hereinafter in the script, Julius) looks in.

Julius:
I'm sorry, are they accepting pensioners here?

Presenter:
Young man, are you at the wrong door? Or rather, with your intentions? Or are you, sorry, a representative of the congratulating party? Somehow your face is familiar to me.

Julius:
I would like to become a pensioner, let them teach me.

Presenter:
To retirees?! Maybe I missed something from the latest changes in legislation. Maybe you can switch to retirement right from the cradle? If I'm not mistaken, the heroic horse Gaius Julius Caesar?

Julius:
It's so nice to be recognized. I'm a simple guy, you can simply address me as Yuli. Still, did I get it right or not? There was a rumor about admission to pensioners , here or not here?

Presenter:
(Name, patronymic of the hero of the occasion) just initiated as a pensioner and accepted into the ranks of the Holy Host of the Order of Pensioners! And yet I don't understand why this bothers you so much?

Julius:
I'm tired of everything. Got wrapped up. The prince and the heroes cannot take a step forward without me. After all, everything is literally on me! Then in foreign policy jokes, Julius, run to the rescue. Then in domestic politics there are miracles in a sieve, again everything falls on my shoulders, and not just some camel. Here there are enough security forces alone, among the common people, there are enough heroes beyond the roof. Tired. I want a banal holiday, the look of affectionate grandmothers... I heard about secret weapon Dedicated to pensioners, can you tell me what this is? I would like to get it, and then somehow with it I will break into the ranks of the Holy Host of the Order of Pensioners.

Presenter:
Yes, of course. No problem!

The presenter leaves.

Julius(stands and continues dreamily):
What a life will begin! Lie on your hammock, swing your leg, drive away the flies. Or under palm trees somewhere in the Maldives.

The Leader arrives and carries a shovel.

Presenter:
Here you are.

Julius:
What is this? Shovel?! Why a shovel?!

Presenter:
It is a rare pensioner who can do without it, and those who are members of the Holy Host of the Order of Pensioners do not part with it from May to October (depending on climate zone the gardening season is being adjusted, southerners are lucky, for them it lasts from March to November).

Julius:
How does a shovel contribute to rest?

Presenter:
ABOUT! This is a unique thing! With its help you can diversify your life so much that you will rock yourself. First you bury the potatoes, then you hill them up, then you wait, wait, wait and dig them up.

Julius:
What's the catch?

Presenter:
As a result! You have to manage to dig up as much as you buried.

Julius:
I don't understand your humor. I'm talking about rest in general.

Presenter:
About rest?

Julius:
Well, yes! Why do they retire? To rest!

Presenter:
Actively!

Julius:
How is that?

The presenter is trying to hand the shovel to Yuli.

Julius:
No, I don't play such games.

Presenter(approaches Julius, hugs him):
Then let's work!

Julius(sadly):
Work?

Presenter:
Playing.

Julius:
How is that? Some kind of trick again? Will there be a shovel?

Presenter:
No, there won't be a shovel. Competition program! Will you help me?

Julius:
Competitions are good, I agree.

Competition 1

Initial props: 3 lollipops (small candies), three prizes - the main prize (a bottle of cognac), the second prize (a bottle of beer), the third prize (a lollipop - a large candy).

3 men are invited to the competition. They are shown the main prize, a bottle of cognac. The essence of the competition is that they must lick the candy (biting off is prohibited!). The one who licks the candy the fastest wins the main prize. After this, the remaining players are shown the second prize and they continue to lick their candies, the first one to complete this task receives a bottle of beer. The last player is awarded a lollipop. Those participating in the competition then propose a toast to the hero of the occasion (you can give them an interesting toast to read).

Competition 2

Initial props: you should prepare for this competition. Using computer programs, such as Photoshop, images of beautiful, almost naked girls are placed against the background of a store sign, trees, building materials, etc. You just need to make sure that the girls are in the foreground and close-up. Then these new pictures are printed on a color printer.

3-5 men are invited to the competition. Pictures are shown to the audience; if the audience is very far from the “stage”, then the presenters carry the pictures so that all spectators can see them. After this, the pictures are given to the male players for a few minutes; everyone must view them. A total of 5 pictures is enough. Then the images are selected and the task is announced. Players must name (in our case) what is written on the store sign, how many trees there were, what Construction Materials were. That is, men must talk about the background against which the girls are depicted. 5 minutes are given to answer, players write down their answers. Then they have to voice their answers about one picture, for example, the text of a store sign. The player who remembers the background most correctly wins a prize. Again after the competition, time out for toast.

Competition 3

Players of both sexes can participate in the competition. It is enough to call 3-5 people. The presenters name well-known abbreviations, such as their organizations. Players must come up with their own version. It’s good if it’s related to the hero of the occasion, for example, like congratulations. The most creative player wins the competition. Traditionally, the competition ends with a toast.

Julius:
It's time to reveal the truth!

Presenter:
In terms of?

Julius(solemnly):
I am authorized by the Prince and the security forces to present a gift (name, patronymic of the hero of the occasion).

Presentation of a gift from the team.