Humorous tales in a new way. The best New Year's tales and skits - impromptu
New Year– one of the most amazing and long-awaited holidays! Not only children, but also adults who also want to believe in miracles are looking forward to it!
Give your colleagues some real fun winter's tale, or rather, several new fairy tales that will not only give your work friends the opportunity to have fun, but also show off all their talents and abilities! This funny scenario For fun company, with musical accompaniment, artistic transformations, and jokes will allow you to turn your New Year's corporate party into a truly unforgettable event.
Cool converted fairy tales for corporate New Year parties for adults, here you can download for free. Have a great time participating! An unforgettable experience awaits you!
New Year's fairy tale “Teremok in a new way”
Props and scenery:
1. Designation “teremka” it is necessary to make a square measuring 2x2m. Height 20 cm. The frame can be made of cardboard.
2. A large beach umbrella on a stand will represent the roof.
3. Additional props: mop, plate with spoon, centimeter (measuring).
4. Recording light instrumental music (for background), rhythmic dance music (Disco Crash - New Year is rushing towards us).
5. A bag with cards that describe roles, moods, emotions:
1 card:
Who? - Mouse.
Which? - Nervous, hysterical. He always shouts his “pee-pee-pee!” loudly!
What is he doing in Teremka? – Mops the floors
2 card:
Who? - Frog.
Which? – Stern, persistent, unhurried. Your “Kwa-kwa!” pronounces like an opera singer.
What is he doing in Teremka? - Feeds you lunch.
.3 card:
Who? - Bunny.
Which? - Cheerful, nimble, mischievous. After every jump, his tail wags!
What is he doing in Teremka? – Measures clothing parameters with a centimeter.
4 card:
Who? - Chanterelle.
Which? - Sexy, flirty. Sexily purrs: “Urrrr!”
What is he doing in Teremka? - Flirts, seduces.
5 card:
Who? - Gray wolf.
Which? – Confident, daring, a sort of “decider”, he came to the “showdown”. He coughs as if he was coughing: Cough, cough! Cough cough!
What is he doing in Teremka? – He attacks everyone all the time and threatens!
6 card:
Who? - Bear.
Which? – Smiling, kind, loves everyone very much! He says his “RRRRR” as if he’s saying “I’ll catch up!” I’ll catch up!”
What is he doing in Teremka? – He climbs in to hug and kiss.
Characters:
- Presenter (folder with the script);
To somehow designate all the characters so that they are recognizable, just a few elements in clothing are enough.
- Mouse (headband with ears and tail, apron);
- Frog (put a green frill (collar) on your clothes, you can also wear green gloves, a chef’s apron and a cap);
- Bunny (headband with long ears, small tail);
- Chanterelle (yoke, red collar and fox tail);
- Gray wolf (dressed like a hooligan, unbuttoned shirt, gold chain around his neck, purse (like in the 90s) on his side, cap, cigarette in his mouth);
- Bear (on the head is a hat with round ears, a vest, warm knitted socks, large galoshes).
Scene #1
Leading: Dear friends! New Year is always a return to childhood. How long have you read the children's fairy tale “Teremok”?
The guests answer: A long time ago!
Host: Do you remember? What was happening there?
All in unison: Yes!
Host: If I were you, I wouldn’t be so sure! Do you want us to check it? Or let's remember everything together?
All in chorus:
Host: I need six volunteers!
Selects the most colorful ones from the audience: the tallest, the shortest, the thinnest, the fattest, etc.
Host: Who would you like to play in this fairy tale?
Participants speculate.
Host: Well, that would be ideal, but here at our fabulous New Year’s corporate party there are miracles everywhere. Even the most ordinary fairy tale can turn into an interesting and unforgettable action! Pull it out of the bag and see who will be who!
Without looking, participants pull out cards indicating who and what they should be in this fairy tale. It will be funny when you big man for example, he will get the role of Mouse! Or the frailest one - the role of the bandit Wolf or Bear!
They are taken away and assistants dress them up in elements. The participant who will play the Mouse is given a mop, the Frog is given a plate and spoon, and the Bunny is given a tailor's centimeter.
The disguised artists go out to the Presenter, who tells the task.
Host: So, in our cool remade fairy tale, only I speak! You are well known and possible ways portray your hero. The bunny jumps to Teremok, the frog jumps, etc. You can and even should make the sounds of your character, demonstrate his behavior and manners.
All this is done taking into account the emotions and mood that are written in your card. And one more thing: once you get to Teremochek, if you suddenly hear this kind of dance music (the chorus of the song “New Year” by the group “Disco Accident”), you must, again, taking into account your given mood, perform the actions that were indicated on your cards!
It is advisable for the audience to sing along to the song. And the main condition is that all actions are performed only in interaction with each other! Are you all going to live together?
Participants agree. They leave.
Scene #2
Light instrumental music plays in the background. As soon as a new hero appears in Teremka, dance music is briefly turned on, to which they will perform each of their actions.
Host: So, dear friends, sit down comfortably! Now you will hear, and at the same time you will see completely a new fairy tale called "Teremok".
In one of the very nice dacha cooperatives, someone took and built a very neat little Teremok!
(Helpers take out a cardboard frame representing the Teremok. In the middle, instead of a roof, they place a large beach umbrella on a stand.)
Presenter: The Little Mouse was running past, on her important business (the “Mouse” runs out, hysterically yelling “PEEP-PEEP!”).
The Mouse was surprised that there was such a treasure, and no one lived there! She ran around Teremok three times (the mouse runs around), and, making sure that there were definitely no owners there, she moved into it! (The mouse steps over and immediately begins to wash the floors).
The Frog-Frog also jumped along the same path, along the same road! (The participant portraying the Frog jumps, singing “Kwa-kwa!” in an operatic style.)
When I saw Teremok, I couldn’t help myself! She came closer and asked Mouse if she could live there with her?
- Come in! It will be more fun together! – she answered and let her friend into Teremok.
Dance music turns on and the frog begins to feed the mouse, which washes the floors under its feet.
Presenter: From afar, the Jumping Bunny heard the smell of a delicious lunch! (Bunny gallops) And when he came to him, he saw Teremok and was stunned! Oh, how he wanted to live in it! Is it possible? – asked the Bunny.
- Can! - Mouse and Frog waved invitingly and ushered the new tenant into Teremok.
Dance music is turned on: the Mouse must wash the floors under the feet of its neighbors, the Frog must feed everyone in turn, and the Bunny must take measurements from both the Frog and the Mouse.
Host: The main party girl, Vixen, also joined in on the fun! (The participant in this image comes out with a sexy gait, purring) Well, who wouldn’t like this kind of entertainment? Of course, she asked to live in Teremochka! And the owners weren’t against it!
Dance music is turned on: the Mouse washes under the Frog, the Bunny, the Fox, the Frog feeds everyone in turn with a spoon, the Bunny measures everyone, and the Fox dances sexily in front of everyone.
Host: But, as in life, so in a fairy tale, nothing is so simple: hearing the noise and din, smelling the delicious smells wafting from the windows of Teremochka, the Wolf came to the house. (The Wolf comes out imposingly, coughing. He approaches Teremochka). Well, again, how this happens in life, he didn’t really ask! He opened the door with his foot and walked in!
Dance music is turned on: everyone does their own thing, and the wolf “runs over” everyone in turn.
Presenter: The frog, seeing such a thing, stopped right next to Gray and let’s feed! And he - “run into”! It is not known how it would all end, but then the Bear walked past.
(Smiling and playfully growling, the participant who plays the Bear comes out).
Presenter: The Bear approached Teremochka and looked at how the animals were having fun there! How they wash cleanly, how they spoon-feed, how they measure joyfully, how they dance sexily! Even Mishka immediately fell in love with the Wolf and his attacks! Entered Teremok and let's hug and kiss everyone!
To the tune of dance music, everyone goes about their business with everyone else, and Bear hugs and kisses everyone on the cheeks!
Host: You may ask why he didn’t ask the residents for permission to live? What for? After all, this is HIS Teremok! He built it for himself! And when I saw such a cheerful company, I immediately decided to live and leave them all here!
Dance music is playing. All heroes interact with each other, constantly changing partners.
Corporate New Year's fairy tale “Kolobok in a new way”
Props and scenery:
- To stage the fairy tale “Kolobok”, it is necessary to make the facade of a Russian hut with opening window shutters from plywood or thick cardboard.
- The house needs to be beautifully painted in the Old Russian style.
- Forest elements: decorative bushes, stumps, etc.
- Recording backing tracks of music different nations: for the scene in the grandfather and grandmother's house - an old Russian melody, for the scene with the hare - a rap beat, for the scene with the wolf - Georgian tunes, for the scene with the fox - Chinese, for the scene with the bear - accordion playing.
Characters:
1. Storyteller (dressed in a Russian sundress and kokoshnik);
2. Kolobok-Italian (on his head is a hat with a pompom and a long bright scarf);
3. Hare – American (rapper cap);
4. Wolf – Caucasian (thick mustache, airfield cap);
5. Fox – Chinese (kimono, fan, matching make-up);
6. Bear – Russian (earflap hat, accordion).
Scene #1
In the middle of the stage is the frame of a hut on supports. There is a chair behind. Old Russian music sounds. A storyteller appears in the window.
Storyteller:
In one house, on the edge of the forest
Once upon a time there lived a grandfather with his old lady.
Grandma and grandfather in that hut
Suddenly they baked a bun.
The most beautiful gingerbread man,
Round, round, and ruddy.
He jumped off the stove at once,
He rushed off into the forest in the night.
Ran away from grandma
He ran away from his grandfather.
They're both crying, here's a hint
That's the beginning of our fairy tale.
Sit down, guests, make yourself comfortable,
Listen to the story in more detail.
Scene #2
Set forest elements. The bun comes out and dances. The music is in rap style.
Storyteller:
Our bun is not simple,
He is not Russian, not native.
Look, he's dressed to the nines!
Because he's Italian.
Humming independently
Something like “bravissimo!”
(A hare appears on stage).
And a hare meets him,
He appears to be American.
The hare raps:
Hello, Kolobok, where have you come?
Whom did you look for and who did you find?
I know you ran away from your grandparents.
You came to me, I was waiting for you!
(Music turns off)
Storyteller:
The bun rolled
Along the path, through the woods!
And then according to our fairy tale
The gray wolf comes out
Caucasian nationality!
(Georgian chants sound, the Wolf comes out)
Such a serious man
With gray, rough, prickly bristles.
Gray ox:
Uh-uh, buddy, where are we headed?
I won’t let you go further until we support the feast together!
Not accepted in our area,
Stay hungry when visiting!
Storyteller:
The table is set, the guests are sitting,
To the left, to the right, toasts sound more beautiful!
“For the hare! For grandma! For grandfather!
And we won't let you go until lunch.
Don't be offended, he says, you're on ME!
You will be a snack on our table!
Our little bun thought.
And he slipped away on the quiet!
(Music turns off)
He goes and is a little sad,
Suddenly he hears an accordion sound!
(The sound of an accordion plays)
He sees that it is neither far nor close,
A clumsy bear comes out to him!
Plays music, plays,
And the bun is already eating from afar.
(The bear comes out.)
Storyteller:
He came closer and smiled.
He swallowed his saliva and licked his lips.
Bear:
Well, that's it, the bun has rolled in!
And it turned into my lunch.
Shut up, I won't listen!
How I want to eat!
Storyteller:
Kolobok was not a little scared!
He turned around, dodged and ran!
I'd roll as fast as I could, if only I had them!
So the branches hit me in the face and hit me!
(Music turns off)
And then his strength ran out,
And the scary moments ended.
The bun smiled and shook himself off.
He turned around through his ruddy side.
Here he goes further slowly
And suddenly a beautiful fox comes towards you!
(A Chinese melody plays and Lisa comes out to it)
Our bun was stunned by its beauty!
Lost for speech, he sat down on the ground.
This could only happen to him
Only he could fall in love with a fox!
Fox:
Come closer to me
Don't be afraid, I won't hurt you!
I want to take a look, my friend,
Your ruddy, bready side.
I want to get to know you!
Or rather, rather, gobble it up!
Storyteller:
The fox jumped on the bun,
She grabbed her sides with her claws!
And let's torment him,
And at the same time humming.
Fox:
Stupid, stupid bun,
Your head is round
Corporate events have long been transformed from fun event into a boring coercion. Often, management entrusts someone else with organizing everything at the last minute. New Year's scenes for adults, especially interesting ones, are quite difficult to come up with on your own.
Take advantage of ready-made scripts, complementing them with a flavor unique to your team.
Don't do as we do
IN New Year's celebration adults can feel like little mischievous children and laugh at their shortcomings. We suggest that you take psychological relief and ridicule the unseemly actions of your colleagues so that they do not repeat them.
The two presenters act out the dialogue:
1: Dear friends, now I will tell you how to celebrate the New Year correctly.
2: Why isn’t it me?
1: You don’t even know how to celebrate perfectly!
2: Oh! And this is said by the one who puts the same boxes under the Christmas tree every year! Still empty! It’s as if everyone loves him so much and has given him so many gifts!
1: And you always give the boss’s secretary a box of stale “ Bird's milk"Bring it!
2: And every December 31st you stay at work until the last minute and then go on a visit so that you don’t have to cook anything at home!
1: And you gorge yourself on olives at the table all night, and dance while sitting to the “New Year’s Light”!
2: Have you never bought fireworks? You just stare at strangers from the window all night!
1: And you howl the national anthem at karaoke! I couldn’t learn the words!
2: And on all holidays you send other people’s SMS messages to all your friends, and then you receive them back with your signature!
1: And every time you make legendary plans to spend the night in Morocco, and then snore in your salad before midnight!
2: And you burn pieces of paper during the chiming clock and then chew the ashes with moonshine instead of champagne and believe that your grandmother will finally die and leave you a palace on the Cote d'Azur as an inheritance!
1: And for a whole year you’ve been stealing stupid pens with our company’s logo from everyone and then giving them to your colleagues at work!
2: And you live as a guest from New Year to Christmas! Until the owners run out of food in the refrigerator!
1: And you’ve been watching “Home Alone” forty times in a row all New Year’s weekend!
2: And every year you snatch champagne and, shouting “I’ll show you the class now,” flood the entire table, and get the cork in your mother-in-law’s eye!
1: Okay, we're both good...
2: Therefore, beloved friends, so that New year's night went well for you...
Together: Never do like us!
Impromptu about the Christmas tree
A wonderful version of the scene is a production of the children's fairy tale “The Three Little Pigs” in an adult way.
We offer another sketch for adults who want to fool around and remember their childhood. It is desirable that the company is already quite “warm”. The point is to play up “The Christmas Tree Song” with the cast and make it as funny as possible. The most artistic and funniest will receive a prize - candy.
From among the corporate party participants, you need to choose the 9 most fun ones. In advance, you need to print out the text of the song “A Christmas tree was born in the forest...” in 10 copies.
- herringbone;
- blizzard;
- freezing;
- cowardly bunny;
- Angry Wolf;
- hairy horse;
- little man;
- firewood;
- leading.
It is advisable to determine the roles by drawing lots so that no one is offended. The task will be to play out the song as funny and emotionally as possible, listening to the words of the presenter. The participant begins to play his role when he hears the name of the desired hero.
During the chorus, you can start a round dance around the Christmas tree.
Old year VS New
To organize a New Year's skit, you need 6 people, a sign with the inscription "2018" and a sign with the inscription "2019", 2 costumes of D.M., one of them must be noticeably shabby.
- 2018 – Old year dressed as a shabby D.M. with a name plate;
- 2019 - in a new Santa suit and with a sign;
- leading;
- employee 1 – C1;
- employee 2 – C2;
- employee 3 – C3.
Presenter: On the New Year's holiday, when one year replaces another, it is customary to remember the Old and welcome the New. If you had the opportunity to choose, who would you keep?
Art. g. “looks reproachfully at the employees”: This is how you thanked me! But we had such a good time together! I did everything for you! And you are driving me away! Traitors!
S1: What good have you done to us? Did you even love us a little? Every day, food became more expensive, things got lost, girls refused and nothing worked out at all!
S2: You promised fulfillment of desires, but what happened?
Art. g.: Why did you wish for a dollar to cost 8 rubles? Am I the National Bank?
S3: What, were you sorry? Why did we burn the paper and spoil the champagne with the ashes?
Art. g.: Why did you decide that what was written should be fulfilled? Then maybe I should start performing the inscriptions from the entrance? There are some very good wishes there.
S1: There is no need to go away from the topic, it’s better to go away altogether.
Art. g.: No question, since you want it so much. But who will you stay with if not me? WITH THIS? At least you already know me well, nothing unpredictable, but this is a year in the bag! On the contrary, I can give you a guarantee that gasoline will not rise in price anymore, oil will not become much cheaper, the president will always be the same, retirement age will not last until 80, taxes on idleness will not be introduced, divorce will not become more expensive, the Russian Orthodox Church will not cancel more concerts!
S2: Well, the national team won’t win even with him, and the president won’t change for us even with him, and this one can guarantee “points the finger at NG.”
Is this how you want to celebrate this New Year?
YesNo
Art. g.: Well, I don’t understand how he bribed you? Will you have five holidays a week? Have you checked with your liver to see if this is suitable for it? Here you are, remember “addresses C1”, I gave you a meeting with your soulmate! But you, “turning to C2”, took out a mortgage on the apartment. Three-room apartment by the way! So that your mother-in-law can move in with you!
S2: Thank you, dear! I will definitely not forget you until the grave!
Art. g.: But for you, “turning to C3,” hasn’t anything positive happened at all? You went to China!
S3: I went! They fed me mouse tails, and then for a month I was afraid to look at anything other than water!
Art. g.: Oh so! Okay, I'm leaving you! But you will still cry for me! Remember how good I really was to you! And only through photographs can you remember these unforgettable moments. And when you leave, they throw stones after you: it’s spoiled, it didn’t work out, it didn’t... Why do I need all this?!
Employees approach the Old Year and hug him.
S1: Don’t be offended, you really were wonderful “they begin to remember what important things happened in the company, what important events were with the employees.”
S2: We didn't want to offend you.
Art. g.: Thank you, my dears! Goodbye, I’ll leave you, and you live with him “points to N.G.” It must be somehow different from year to year: “it goes away slowly and sadly.”
NG: Of course it should! Let's start with housing and communal services tariffs! “hands out receipts to employees.”
S1: Is this a joke?! 75 percent?
Everyone runs after the Old Year and starts shouting: “Stop! Don't go! Come back! We will forgive you everything! We've changed our minds!"
Seven-flowered flower
For impromptu skits, it is better to invite artistic and expressive people; this is where the success of the event lies.
For short funny skit you need to prepare a flower with many petals, on which are written the most daring, absurd, but funny predictions.
For example:
- I'll dye my hair purple;
- I will get divorced and go away to become a hippie;
- I'll buy myself a pony;
- I will find a treasure, etc.
Each corporate party participant blindly pulls out a petal with a prediction and fantasizes about how what they wrote could come true.
Staged and costumed story about Grandfather and Snow Maiden
In a small miniature, it is advisable to force only colleagues who can quickly improvise to participate.
Characters and props:
- Snow Maiden - a hat with braids;
- Santa Claus - hat and beard;
- Grandfather Mustafa - turban and beard;
- Akyn – skullcap and tambourine.
The presenter reads out the text, the actors need to come up with and say a line at the appropriate moment after his pause, and also perform actions from the script. Uninvolved guests support the participants.
Q: It’s frosty and cold outside, so first we’ll organize spring mood. Those who know how to whistle - let them whistle, the rest loudly knock with their forks on glasses and glasses.
"Summer. Heat.
D. Moroz is dragging along with a dirty empty bag. He has a hangover.
Behind, holding on to Grandfather and whining that she is hot, the disheveled Snow Maiden is barely trudged along.
Grandfather Mustafa walked towards them actively, cheerfully, skipping, whistling and with a huge bag of alcoholic gifts, he was in a hurry for Nowruz.
Noticing the unfortunate travelers, he stopped, sat down on the ground and shouted...
A dancing Akyn appeared on the horizon, he immediately began to sing a soulful song about everything he saw around him.
He really liked the Snow Maiden, and he decided to sing about her beauty.
D. Mustafa began to cry, stretched out his hands to the sky and sang... “come up with a phrase”
D. Moroz fell to the ground, reached out and pulled D. Mustafa’s beard with all his might, flicked him on the nose and said “...” with unbearable bitterness in his voice.
Granddaughter Snow Maiden plopped down on Grandfather Frost’s lap and sarcastically said “...”
Akyn was confused, dropped his instrument and could not sing anything. Nothing at all.
D. Moroz bravely tried to get up.
He didn't succeed.
D. Moroz finally stood up proudly and said “...”
D. Mustafa reached out to the Snow Maiden and shouted “...”
D. Moroz looked around, determined where the north lay, and waved his hand with complete confidence, declaring “...”
Then he went to the left and “...”
The Snow Maiden kissed D. Mustafa on the forehead and chased after D. Moroz.
Mustafa was not particularly surprised, thoughtfully scratched the back of his head and said “...”
Akyn decided to sing new song, but we won’t let him, otherwise we’ll have to listen to this chaos until the morning.
End! Look for the moral yourself!”
It is best to print the roles on pieces of paper. Distribute roles by drawing from a hat, or let the presenter himself assign.
Corporate event scenario for lazy organizers
- cleaning woman;
- Father Frost;
- Snow Maiden;
- leading.
Props:
- a bag with small gifts;
- pieces of paper;
- a snowflake with many corners - the task number is indicated under each corner;
- hat.
Scene 1
Presenter-B: Greetings, my dears!
A little more and the New Year will come - a holiday when miracles happen and all dreams and wishes come true!
And first, I have to fulfill several wishes that could not be fulfilled on time, and all because of our mail - the gifts were not given on time. Now we will correct this awkward situation.
He extends his hand into a small bag of gifts.
Approaches the manager.
Q: It was you, boy, who asked Santa Claus for a car as a child?
Leader: Yes!
Host: Here is your gift “holding out a toy car.”
The host goes to the rest of the little guests and gives them gifts too!
Host: This is how children's dreams come true! Let's drink to this!
Scene 2
Q: Not everyone probably knows, but Santa Claus has a wife! And her name is Winter! She has prepared tasks for you!
They bring out a snowflake with tasks:
- on the 1st corner - a poem about NG;
- on the 2nd corner - dance with a colleague;
- on the 3rd corner - a riddle about a holiday, etc.
Scene 3
The cleaning lady follows the leader, waves a mop and scolds him.
Ub.: Just look! How well I settled down! Should I clean up after him? They’ll scatter confetti and garlands everywhere, and then I’ll have to clean up around the clock!
We all know the fairy tale about the Snow Maiden from childhood. We offer a New Year's fairy tale scene for new way by 2019 based on this work.
Presenter speaks:
- Once upon a time there lived a grandfather and a woman. And what did they not have! And the Indesit stove, and the Sony TV, and the Ariston refrigerator. Only the au pairs did not.
Grandfather and Baba appear in the 2019 New Year's scene with fairy-tale characters.
Woman:
- It’s hard for me, grandfather, to manage the housework. We should hire a housekeeper. But today’s youth are so unreliable, they won’t clean, they will rob! I can't imagine what to do.
Grandfather:
- Come on, grandma, let's fashion a housekeeper out of snow! She doesn’t eat, doesn’t get tired, and at night you can put her on the balcony so she doesn’t take up space in the apartment!
Presenter:
- The Snow Maiden is good and sweet, but she just behaves strangely. He washes the plates with a mop and cleans the furniture with a dish sponge.
Woman:
- Grandfather, what did you give her instead of brains?
Grandfather:
- Yes, some detail from the TV.
Snow Maiden:
– When work is not going well and the mood is at zero - Brooke Bond tea! Take a break and eat a Twix!
Action New Year's fairy tale scene 2019 continues in a new way at school. The teachers have gathered for a teachers' meeting and are deciding what to do with the new student Snegurochka.
Mathematic teacher:
“She’s a good girl, capable.” She only has one advertisement in her head.
Literature teacher:
- At the Snow Maiden's good memory, and she remembers poetry well. True, not the ones I ask. Well, for example: “Homemade dumplings, quite magnificent.” Or this: “Gillette is the best thing for a man.”
Head teacher:
“I think she needs to be shown to the school psychologist.”
The New Year's scene with fairy-tale characters continues in the psychologist's office.
He says:
- The case is not easy. You will have to use the deep freezing method. Bring my props!
The presenter gives him Father Frost's sheepskin coat, hat and staff. Then, in this scene of New Year's fairy tales in a new way, the psychologist, already in the guise of Father Frost, puts the Snow Maiden to sleep, knocks the staff on the ground and takes out the advertising block from her head.
Teachers, Grandfather And Woman they ask the Snow Maiden:
– What is Blendamed? Comet? Silit? Dirol? Ariel?
Snow Maiden:
– I don’t understand what language you speak.
All:
- Hooray! Happened!
A New Year's skit based on fairy tales ends with Father Frost speaks:
– This is real magic! And the fool Snegurochka, fooled by TV and advertising, turned into an intelligent, beautiful and kind girl. I wish you to trust less TV too! Happy New Year with a new happiness!
The fairy tales “Turnip” and “Kolobok” are familiar to us from childhood. Now we will try to remember them, but we will do it “in an adult way.” Interesting scenes with familiar characters will decorate any holiday and amuse all guests.
Try these fairy tale remakes for drunk company by role!
A funny fairy tale “Turnip” for adult holidays
First you need to select seven people who will participate in the skit. One leader is needed.
Participants must learn their roles, but don't be discouraged - the words are very simple and easy to remember. Guests of almost any age category can participate in the skit.
The presenter must say the name of the hero, and he, in turn, must say his words. In this competition, participants can sit at a table. The exception is the turnip, which must be located on a chair and constantly do something.
During the skit, the presenter should not remain silent, but, if possible, comment on what is happening.
The scene requires musical accompaniment. It is advisable to choose Russian folk music. If you wish, you can give prizes to the best actors.
Turnip - Hey, man, put your hands away, I'm still underage!
Grandfather - Oh, my health has already become bad.
Now there's going to be booze!
Baba - Somehow my grandfather stopped satisfying me.
Granddaughter - I’m almost ready!
Hey, grandpa, grandma, I'm late, my friends are waiting for me!
Zhuchka - Are you calling me a bug again? I'm actually a bug!
This is not my job!
Cat - what is the dog doing on the playground? I’m going to feel bad now – I’m allergic!
Mouse - How about we have a drink?
Modern fairy tale “Kolobok” for a fun company
What other fairy tales have roles for drunken company? This tale should also involve about seven participants. Accordingly, you need to choose actors who will play the roles of grandmother, grandfather, hare, fox, bun, wolf, and also bear.
Grandfather and grandmother had no children. They were completely disappointed, but the bun changed their whole lives. He became their salvation and hope - they doted on him.
For example:
Grandfather and grandmother were already tired of waiting for the kolobok and constantly looked into the distance, hoping for his return, but he never came.
The moral of this fable is this: You shouldn’t hope for the love of a bun, but it’s better to have your own children.
A funny fairy tale for active guests of the celebration
We select five actors who will play the role of a chicken, a king, a bunny, a fox and a butterfly. The text should be read by the presenter:
“The fairy-tale kingdom was ruled by an optimist king. He decided to take a walk around beautiful park and jumped up and down all the way, waving his arms.
The king was very joyful and saw beautiful butterfly. He decided to catch her, but the butterfly only mocked him - she screamed obscene words, made faces, and stuck out her tongue.
Well, then the butterfly got tired of mocking the king and flew away into the forest. The king was not really offended, but only became more amused and began to laugh.
The cheerful king did not expect that a bunny would appear in front of him and got scared, standing in the ostrich pose. The bunny did not understand why the king was standing in such an inappropriate position - and he himself was scared. The bunny stands, his paws are trembling, and he screams in an inhuman voice, asking for help.
At this time, the proud fox returned to work. A beauty worked at a poultry farm and brought home a chicken. As soon as she saw the bunny and the king, she was scared. The chicken did not waste a moment and jumped out, hitting the fox on the back of the head.
The hen turned out to be very lively and the first thing she did was peck the king. The king straightened up in surprise and took a normal position. The bunny became even more scared, and she jumped into the fox’s arms, taking her by the ears. The fox realized that she needed to move her feet and ran.
The king looked around, laughed and decided to continue on his way with the chicken. They took hold of the handles and walked towards the castle. No one knows what will happen to the chicken next, but the king will definitely treat her to delicious champagne, like all the other guests of the celebration.”
The host invites the listeners to pour glasses and drink to the king and the chicken.
A humorous fairy tale for a group of adults
First of all, you need to select heroes. Both animate and inanimate objects will take part in this tale.
You need to select characters to play the role of a kitten and a magpie. You need to choose guests who will play the role of the sun, wind, paper and porch.
Participants must depict what their hero needs to do.
“The little kitten went for a walk. It was warm and the sun was shining, showering everyone with its rays. The cute kitten lay down on the porch and began to look at the sun, constantly squinting.
Suddenly, talkative magpies sat down on the fence in front of him. They were arguing about something and had a very loud dialogue. The kitten became interested, so he began to carefully crawl towards the fence. The magpies did not pay any attention to the baby and continued to chatter.
The kitten had almost reached its target and jumped, and the birds flew away. Nothing worked out for the kid, and he began to look around, hoping to find another hobby.
A light breeze began to blow outside - and the kitten noticed a piece of paper that was rustling. The kitten decided not to waste the moment and attacked its target. After scratching and biting it a little, he realized that he was not interested in a simple piece of paper - and let it go. The piece of paper flew further, and out of nowhere a rooster suddenly appeared.
The rooster was very proud and raised his head high. The bird stopped and crowed. Then the chickens came running to the rooster and surrounded him on all sides. The kitten realized that he had finally found something to entertain himself with.
Without hesitation, he rushed to the chickens and took one of them by the tail. The bird did not allow itself to be offended and pecked painfully. The animal was very scared and began to run away. However, everything was not so simple - the neighbor’s puppy was already waiting for him.
A small dog began to jump on the kitten and wanted to bite. The kitten realized that he needed to return home and hit the dog painfully with his nails. The puppy got scared and let the kitten pass. It was then that the kitten realized that he was a winner, albeit wounded.
Returning to the porch, the kitten began to lick the wound left by the chicken, and then fell asleep stretched out. The kitten dreamed strange dreams- and he kept twitching his paws in his sleep. This is how the kitten met the street for the first time.”
The scene ends with thunderous applause from the guests. If you wish, you can reward the most artistic actor with a prize.
An interesting scene for birthdays and other adult holidays
I knew that Kudryavtsev had not forgotten my shot and did not trust me. Even though we spent the night in secret, he is wary of me. He could not trust an intelligent youth who knew nothing about the war.
Until I met Kudryavtsev, I did not know that I was such a bad soldier. After all, I couldn’t even wrap my footcloths properly and sometimes, when given the command “left,” I turned around. reverse side. Besides, I was not at all friendly with a shovel.
Kudryavtsev did not understand me when, while reading any news, I commented on it and made spatial comments. At that time, I was not yet a member of the party - and for some reason Kudryavtsev was already expecting some kind of trick from me.
Very often I caught his gaze on me. What did I see in his gaze? It’s probably because I’m untrained and inexperienced, but he forgives me for now, but one more mistake and he’ll kill me! I wanted to become a better person and promised myself that I would definitely be a disciplined soldier and learn everything that was necessary. I had the opportunity to show all my abilities in practice.
We were sent to guard the bridge, which was often shelled. A lot of reinforcements, as well as literature, were constantly sent to the place of work...
My job was to check the passes of people who crossed the bridge. The Whites often opened fire on the post where I was. The shells hit the water and splashed me. The shells fell close to me, and the bridge ceiling was already destroyed. Any minute could have been my last, but I gave myself a condition that I still wouldn’t leave the bridge.
How did I feel? I did not feel a sense of fear - I was already ready for death. I saw in the distance beautiful landscapes, but they didn’t make me happy. I felt that I would never leave this post. However, one thought forced me to stand further - Kudryavtsev sees me and approves of my actions.
It seemed to me that I had been standing at this post for several hours, but in fact it was only a few minutes - as long as it took Kudryavtsev to run to me. I didn’t understand what Kudryavtsev needed from me. Then he pulled my belt forcefully, and I came to my senses.
- Get out of here quickly! - said the man.
As soon as we left the bridge, a strong shell hit him.
- Do you see what's happening? Why were you standing there? You could have killed me too!
I sighed, but Kudryavtsev did not finish.
- However, you are still doing well, because you showed that you know the charter and were inviolable. You deserve praise. But even if this is a thing of the past, I would like you to use your brain. The bridge was destroyed a long time ago, why were you standing there? What was the point of this? Was everyone ready to check passes? If you had been smarter and had not gone to office yourself, I would not have punished you!
After this incident, Kudryavtsev’s attitude towards me changed. He talked about himself and sometimes asked about me. Despite the fact that he was not a member of the party, he considered himself a Bolshevik. This man helped me believe in myself, so his approval was very important to me.
I still remember one incident. We talked about what we would do after we defeated the whites. I said that I dreamed of becoming a writer who would depict the peaceful brotherhood of all peoples. Kudryavtsev listened to me and looked at the fire.
“You have an excellent goal,” he said. “You have a long way to go, Lebedinsky!”
Funny tales based on roles for drunken company
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