The most unfortunate sign of the zodiac. Cowardly scoundrels hiding in the water

ARIES.
Powerful, interested only in himself and having an enormously inflated ego. A typical Aries flies through life at full speed, challenging anyone who crosses their path. If you are unlucky and fall under his feet, you will fully experience what an irritated Aries is like: his eyes are burning, his face is red from screaming, and he can also stomp his feet. Aries often destroys their own happiness because they never want to realize and check anything. Aries is incapable of admitting their mistakes.

ARIES MAN
after marriage, he expects you to kiss the ground on which he makes you crawl while he declares his need for freedom. He will demand that the house shine, the car be washed, all before he returns home to enjoy his next adventure. Undressing as he walked and throwing dirty clothes anywhere, he walked to the bathroom, shouting over his shoulder along the way: “Wife, serve dinner!” Having sat down at the table, he will expect you to instantly come running from the kitchen, holding a plate with a delicious dish in one hand, and his favorite soft drink in the other. By the way, it would be better for you to look as if you stepped out of the pages of a fashion magazine. This man needs an ideal, not a real woman. He wants her to adore him like a mommy, to have the unearthly qualities of a fairy from a fairy tale and a figure like the beauties from Playboy.
He considers himself invulnerable, but something always happens to him. He will drive his wife to exhaustion by saving. You will have to learn to sew, you will never have a housekeeper and you will sooner or later be faced with the fact that in his opinion you eat too much and spend too much money. An Aries man will always start a small war in order to have a reason to slam the door, disappear from the house and wander around unknown where until dawn. An Aries man will accuse you of all mortal sins, but he himself will remain a hero.

ARIES WOMAN
there is no interest in a conversation if it does not begin with the word “I” and does not end with the word “me”. It seems to her that if she is fascinated by herself, then it goes without saying that you should be crazy about her. She is impatient, critical, and tends to constantly start and abandon different projects. The Aries woman wants power, position and money as much as possible. If you want to be told what to wear, what to eat, what to think about and constantly reminded that she is faster and smarter than you, then an Aries woman is just what you need. She is jealous, scandalous, capable of arguing, out-talking, outwitting and shooting everyone around her.
Aries is the most intolerant sign in the Zodiac. Aries constantly wags his tongue. Aries considers himself a born leader, so it is useless to try to command him.
TIPS: Aries need to be given more attention and praised more often. Remember that their egos are as vulnerable as those of children, and act accordingly. Exercise will help Aries let off steam.

CALF.
Don’t even try to move Taurus. Taurus is a stubborn, edifying, boring curmudgeon who has weight problems. When he becomes enraged, his face darkens, his eyes become bloodshot, and his lower jaw protrudes forward, albeit slightly. Taurus are unable to listen to the opinions of others.

TAURUS MAN
not inclined to praise and generous signs of attention. His ideas about the independence of women remained at the level of the Middle Ages. He will choose your friends and criticize your beliefs. No matter what you say, no matter what you do, you cannot change it. He is jealous and possessive. Taurus loves to eat well. Having fun for him means sitting in a chair in front of the TV and watching various programs. If he takes you anywhere, it will only be to one of his favorite restaurants, where he will be too busy filling his stomach to carry on a conversation with you. Taurus is a miser. He may have millions, but you will never see the money, and you can only get it after his death. Taurus will rummage through your papers and poke his nose into your diary. Taurus is only interested in his wife as a housewife. Although he doesn’t like any changes at all, he is quite capable of one day throwing you out of the house, replacing you with another unfortunate victim.

TAURUS WOMAN
always plays the role of the victim. And her husband or “beloved” will always be the reason for her failures; in any case, she will always blame her significant other and for any of her own miscalculations. Without the slightest hesitation, she will throw any object at hand at your head. For her, food is almost a sensual pleasure. A couple of years after the wedding, she may get fat. As her weight increases, her desire to keep the house tidy will diminish. (!!!) However, this will not stop her from expecting that you will work two jobs in order to give her a new car, which she deserves if only because she has to put up with you. She loves to provoke family scandals, pronounces orders, makes statements, plans the future of each family member and expects blind obedience. It is useless to convince her using logic. She will only stick her jaw forward and take a fighting stance, spreading her thick legs wider. She will spend your money faster than you can earn it. She is a martyr. You, your children, your colleagues are always to blame for her mistakes...
TIPS: Taurus people need to feel protected. When he starts to get violent, don’t argue with him and keep your distance from him.

TWINS
stubborn, cunning, masters of wagging their tongues. They slide through life without delving deeply into it. They are too preoccupied with their rebellion to listen to another point of view and consider only their own opinion to be correct.

GEMINI MAN
He is only interested in adding the phone number of another acquaintance to his address book and the size of his bra to the ever-increasing list of his victims. All Gemini men have a fatal weakness for pretty faces. A Gemini husband always cheats on his wife. To humiliate a person is his greatest pleasure. Heartless and calculating, he uses any means to gain a higher position, and will not hesitate to propose marriage on the first date if he smells money. Living with a Gemini, you will constantly be hysterical, but you will never be bored. True, life with a Gemini shortens the partner’s life by at least twenty years.

GEMINI WOMAN
- man of moods. She loves gossip and cannot keep secrets. Don’t feed the Gemini woman bread, let her fix something. She will surround you with love and devotion - for about five minutes, and then begin to correct you for your own good. She will inundate you with advice and examples from her own life. An independent woman, she believes that life is a banquet and whoever didn’t have time for it should remain hungry. Somehow it turns out that you will be the one who remains hungry. Under no circumstances should you tell her about your dark past, because it will certainly become known to everyone. She doesn’t really like to work at home, and even taking out the trash is a burden to her. And daily tidying is not for her at all.
TIPS: Geminis need communication. Praise their ideas. Listen to them carefully.

CANCER.
Cancer's mood changes hourly. He is capable of laughing, crying, sulking, joking, attacking, whining - all within 24 hours. Figuratively speaking, you can go to bed with one person and wake up with another. Cancers are nervous and shy, they are cowards and touchy. Cancers go through life confident that everyone around them is doing nothing but offending them. That is why, at the first opportunity, they will chop off the finger of the offender, even if he does not suspect that he has somehow offended Cancer.
In the minds of a CANCER MAN, being an ideal spouse means tying your wife hand and foot. In bed he is gentle, but so passive that you will soon get tired of always being on top. Cancer expects you to read his mind, sense his mood, and sort out his frazzled feelings, all without having the slightest idea of ​​what exactly is upsetting him. However, absolutely everything upsets him. You forget to buy toothpaste and he decides that you don't love him anymore. You are going to go to a cafe with your friends in the evening, and he is tormented by doubts about whether you will file for divorce in the morning. The Cancer man is obsessed with personal security, but he expects that Hard times It is you who will shoulder the entire burden of responsibility for the family, regulate expenses and work two jobs. And he himself will worry about the situation so much that he nervous soil he will be covered all over with pimples, and it will be impossible for him to appear in public with such a face.
The Cancer man is absolutely deaf and blind to everything that does not correspond to his narrow, constantly changing views. And you will have to endure his constant boring criticism and whining, designed to ensure your slavish unconditional devotion.

CANCER WOMAN
will turn the house into a museum, housing relics associated with each stage of her life. The walls will be decorated with portraits of relatives and friends. Every Cancer woman has a box where she keeps mismatched earrings, seashells, postcards, her child’s baby tooth... She is terribly afraid of unforeseen situations. She is so vague that it is often difficult to tell whether she is listening to you attentively or sleeping with you. with open eyes. And while she'll apologize profusely for spilling coffee on your favorite footballer's autographed poster, you'll never know whether it was an accident or her way of punishing you for coming home too late last month. Your Cancer wife may fool you into thinking that you are the boss of the house, but in reality she will control you with the help of well-staged performances, various illnesses allegedly caused by nervousness and constant calls to the ambulance.
TIPS: Cancers need confirmation of your love and fidelity. Hug them when they are sad. Encourage their original sense of humor. Remember. that they act especially cute before an attack.

A LION.
It warms from a distance. Try to get closer and you will burn to the ground. Favorite pastime: giving orders. Leos are eager to be the center of attention, powerful fanatics of their own “I”, whose immaturity and selfishness are exceeded only by their desire to control others. Leo (or Lioness) considers himself the center around which everything must revolve. Of course, they want obvious worship, but they will also be satisfied that you recognize their dominant role in everything. Leos are either loud, unceremonious and cheeky, or crafty quiet ones with feeling self-esteem. But don't confuse calmness with shyness. There are no shy Leos in nature. Try to argue with Leo, and he will roar indignantly and furiously. Win an argument and Leo will stare at you silently, then retreat into the shadows and begin planning his next attack.

LEO MAN
gives orders with the air of a general ordering his soldiers, and expects you to rush as fast as you can to serve him. He demands a reward for coming home in the evening, and demands your respect, regardless of whether he deserves it or not. He rarely loses his temper as long as you call him “master” and bow in respect. But try to challenge his authority, and he'll growl, kick the couch, and issue a couple of ultimatums designed to strike fear into your soul. Leo will want you to massage his shoulders, admire his excellent physical shape and how strong, handsome and generally wonderful he is, no matter how old he is or what physical condition he is in. On the other hand, he is able to say without any embarrassment that your hair is poorly styled, your butt is too fat and that you have no more intelligence than a mosquito. Leo is arrogant. He will spend money faster than you can earn it. And by the age of forty, he will resemble an aging teenage bully with a beer belly. His vanity knows no bounds. And of course, he considers himself the most unsurpassed lover in the world, which he loudly declares to everyone around him. There's really nothing to talk about here at all.

LEO WOMAN
love to have quick romances. She loves mirrors and lives to own luxurious things. The peculiarity of Lionesses is that they like to pass off cheap things as branded ones. The same is true for sex scenes. She may play the sex kitten, but in reality she is more interested in power than sex. She believes that her admirer should call her every day, send her flowers every day and arrange romantic trips at least once a week. If you are not rich, then she will move on to someone else. The Leo woman only values ​​her own humor and laughs loudly at her own jokes. She is very vain and, perhaps, will not sparkle like Christmas tree, but will always demand attention.
TIPS: The Lion usually roars loudly, but rarely extends his claws. With attention and flattery, you will make your Leo purr with pleasure. You can irritate Leo by ignoring his roar.

VIRGO.
Favorite pastime: Worrying. Body part: intestines. You can always spot a Virgo by sudden absences to go to the toilet. Virgo is restless, fussy, petty, prone to endless analysis and subjective assessments, a critic and a hypocrite. Virgos get restless at the slightest provocation. Of all the signs, Virgos are the least able to admit their mistakes. Virgos make excellent bureaucrats because they love making people stand in lines for hours. Virgos are the only sign in the Zodiac that looks forward to the moment when they need to brush their teeth.

VIRGO MAN,
endowed with an innate sense of superiority and a desire to improve everything except his own behavior, merciless in his nagging, like a pit bull clutching a leg, and just as insensitive. To him, talking means pouring out a non-stop stream of criticism about every aspect of your life, from the way you style your hair to the color of your eyes. Many Virgo men are unable to formulate a more or less intelligible statement. Try to argue with a Virgo and he will stare at you as if you are crazy. He cannot understand how you dared to disagree with him. If you decide to force him to do something, he will immediately lie down, complaining of a pain in his stomach. The Virgo man is generally capable of simulating anything - from a headache to a heart attack. Of course he will expect you to rush to his bed with a bowl of broth and spoon feed him. If you feel like it romantic relationships And tender words, choose any other sign, because with a Virgo man you won’t get anything like that. Even with his legal half, he has sex on a schedule and this time is limited to two days a week for 10 minutes. The Virgo man is nervous, picky and as selfish as an old maid.
There are a lot of old maids among VIRGO WOMEN. She is very critical. The Virgo woman analyzes and criticizes everything: from your choice of car to your manner of holding a fork. She is a slave to the established order of things. A great weekend, in her understanding, consists of forcing the household to clean the toilet or weed the garden beds, while she herself criticizes their every move, so that she can then redo everything herself. Your home will always look like it's just been raided by pirates because Virgo is too busy making a list of things to do to actually get down to business. When angry, she becomes fussy and stubborn. When considering her as a love interest, imagine that she is a fortress and you have to siege it. Be patient as you try to reach her heart. The Virgo woman is full of passion, if you have the patience to reach her through a thick jacket, a long nightgown, socks...
TIPS: Virgos need an established order of things. To stay calm, Virgos need to eat more nutritious foods and get massages. You can irritate them by rearranging the socks in the dresser in a different order.

SCALES.
The air of Libra causes a constant buzzing in your ears. Libra's idea of ​​intelligent discussion is that they discuss and you listen and reel. You will end up feeling like your head has been stuck in a beehive. Favorite pastime: smiling unnaturally. Favorite book: “How to Marry Yourself.” Body part: kidneys full of sand from the crumbled teeth they grind at night to compensate for the fake smiles they give out so generously during the day.
In Libra's mind, peace and harmony are your complete agreement with their momentary opinion on one issue or another. Libras view dissent as a personal insult. They will sulk even if you just change the radio to a different station.

LIBRA MAN
He is quite capable of marrying you on Saturday and starting an affair with someone on Sunday. He is fickle, inconsistent and keeps looking to the side. He is absolutely not serious. After two rounds of sex, you're already starting to make plans for the future, but for him, the future extends no further than tomorrow morning, and your name will fade from his memory before he even finishes brushing his gorgeous white teeth. He doesn't want to be around real woman, which will pull him out of the world of dreams, where there are no problems, and carry him along into real world, where you have to pay rent and where children scream incessantly. He is an unsurpassed demagogue, capable of turning any fact upside down, so that no one can figure out where the lie is and where the truth is.

LIBRA WOMAN
Nothing can invigorate you better than a daily shopping run. She never weighs the pros and cons, except at the moment when she evaluates whether it’s time for her next lift. It's not that she's stupid, no. It’s just that common sense rarely manages to get through to the brain through the thick layer of hairspray on her hair. By the time she's sixty, she'll probably be pumped full of silicone from head to toe. The Libra woman craves attention, is usually promiscuous, and doesn't care whether you're married, divorced, or engaged as long as you're attractive. Having met a man, she makes a stand like a hungry hyena at a lame antelope, and immediately rushes in pursuit. Offer her a cup of coffee and she will assume that you are going to ask her out. Ask her out and she plans a wedding. Marry her and she will become a sensitive and tender lover - for about a week. After this period, she will present you with a set of internal rules compiled by her. For example: you should be willing to help her around the house, you should under no circumstances use her towel or bath, etc. and so on. The longer you live together, the longer the list will be, which will eventually include the rules of your behavior in the marital bed. She will cling to you long after you break up, even if the divorce was her idea. She's not going to ruin your life at all. She just wants to make sure that you are suffering, and will always try to check whether she still retains her power over you, calling on any, even the smallest issue.
TIPS: Libras need harmony. Praise them often, and the smile will not leave their face. Never force them to make hasty decisions.

SCORPIO.
Scorpio water is a bottomless ocean, poisoned by toxic waste. Try to dive into it without a spacesuit, and all that will be left of you is your horns and legs. Suspicious hothead. Obsession and obsession are two in one. Favorite book: “How I found mercy - the confession of a maniac.” Scorpios are obsessive, secretive and violent subjects who feed their pride by humiliating others. His favorite game is “Bonfire of the Inquisition”. If you die, then you are innocent. If you survive, you are guilty. Scorpios are not rational, their element is extremes. They see life in black and white and rarely compromise. Their motto is “all or nothing,” so they rarely manage to maintain a long-term relationship with someone who refuses to submit to their control. Get into an argument with Scorpio, and he will start lashing you with words so much that you will think: it would be better if he hit me. Prove your point, and he will crawl out of his skin to take revenge.
Falling in love with a SCORPIO MAN is like having tender feelings for King Kong. Mr. Scorpio will not consider your feelings. He will simply tear them to shreds. He is selfish. It doesn't matter that you married him or are in a serious relationship. According to Scorpio, keeping marital obligations usually means showing up for dinner, and that's it. He will cheat on you until the grave. Scorpio men have two reasons to live in this world. The first is power. The second is control. He would control his own destiny if he could, and some even try. He usually makes a good earner because his desire for power and control drives him to achieve success in his chosen profession. It is impossible to keep track of his changing whims, and as proof of love, he will demand almost fanatical devotion from you. He will be jealous of you for every post, and his possessive manners and sarcasm will drive you to the point where you want to put poison in his food. It is impossible to find justice for him. Either you tolerate it, or you run away from it without looking back. The Scorpio man binds you with threats, scaring you primarily by the fact that he will leave you. But he is also a big liar. The Scorpio man often looks like he just ate a cactus. If you catch him with his mistress, he will give such a performance, he will humiliate himself so much, whine and beg for mercy that his suffering will seem completely natural to you. Don't flatter yourself. He is as much a masochist as he is a manipulator. To be drawn into the whirlpool of his charm is the same as to disappear into Bermuda Triangle. On this journey you either survive or you don’t.
A SCORPIO WOMAN is absolutely confident in herself and expresses her opinion, casually hurting your pride and shattering your pride in one fell swoop. She is not afraid of anything, questions everything and will move mountains for a friend or lover. Never betray this woman. She is so insightful that she can instantly characterize each of your friends gathered at a party, and will tell you exactly which of them can help realize your ambitious plans and who should be avoided. In fact, she will manage you and your career so skillfully that you will feel as if you owe your position as chairman of the company only to yourself. The Scorpio woman is just as evasive and manipulative as women of other water signs. In love, she is sensual and dreams of merging with a person equal to her. Unfortunately, she never considers any man to be her equal. She will always try to make a doormat out of you and, when you have your nose in the dirt, she will happily tap dance on your back. The best way To prevent your romance with a Scorpio woman from drying out is to buy her a new luxurious coat or fur coat every month and never point out her shortcomings.
TIPS: Scorpios need unconditional love. Patience is the key to gaining their trust. Flattery will get you anything from them.

SAGITTARIUS.
Element - Fire. Sagittarius fire is a pile of smoldering coals. Her warmth seems so gentle and soothing, but try to bask near her, and she will shoot sparks at you. Symbol - Sagittarius. Sagittarius is the hunter of the Zodiac. Hunter for cheap goods, sexual predator. Favorite pastime is ranting to anyone who will listen. Part of the body is the lower back, which is constantly aching, because Sagittarius is a complete hemorrhoid.
Sagittarius is a loud-mouthed, tactless subject, stomping through life with one foot stuck in a bucket, and always speaking out of place. Sagittarius is ruled by Jupiter, and he endows his wards with a restless character and extravagance. All Sagittarians, both men and women, believe they know everything and spend their time trying to educate the rest of humanity. Sagittarians laugh deafeningly or smile cloyingly, but behind this mask of a cheerful jester hides suppressed rage, and whatnot. It is because of this suppressed anger that Sagittarians become the most famous all over the world. serial killers. Fortunately, the average Sagittarius rarely goes into a frenzy and usually prefers to use physical strength, but shake your fist through the door and shout vile epithets about your relatives.
The Sagittarius man has a rather unique idea of ​​marriage. His entire youth and most of his adult life are filled with vigorous activity. He is a wonderful lover, but he doesn’t need you, but something to do. You'll no doubt be captivated by his open smile and talent for quoting Shakespeare while unclasping your bra. But soon after the wedding it turns out that you rather acquired not a husband, but good friend. He believes that home is a place where you can go when it's time to change clothes or take a shower. Since Sagittarius is quite capable of living in a cave for months, eating only sausage and contemplating his navel - even if you marry him, you will feel as if you are still alone. You will become his girlfriend and get ready for many lonely nights. He'll drink beer with his buddies sometimes all night. He is the only guy in the world born to remain a bachelor. He won't care how you dress, who your friends are, or where you spend your time unless you tell him.
Sagittarius' favorite game is “How to make things worse.” Tell him the drain is clogged and he'll flood the neighbors downstairs because he forgets to turn off the water before removing all the plumbing. Ask him not to go out with his friends this evening, but to have dinner at home with his family, and he will scream that you are stifling his need for freedom. Although Sagittarius resembles a fire-breathing dragon, it is more like a cartoon one, which stomps its paws and flaps its wings, not at all wanting to offend, and the damage from it, frankly speaking, is insignificant.
The Sagittarius woman has the intuitive ability to find herself in the wrong place, although in right time. She is also prone to chronic tardiness. She also tends to fall frequently, so don't be surprised if she limps at least once a month. Her anger is like a flash of fire that will scorch your eyebrows before you can recoil. Press the button that turns on her volcano, and cups and plates will fly at you with such speed that you only have time to dodge. A Sagittarius woman can talk for an hour straight in one breath. Her mouth is always open to her ears in a smile. She can't stand it homework, and for the most part, your house looks like it's been hit by a hurricane. You should hire a housekeeper, so at least you can be sure that the bathroom won't get moldy and your kids won't drown in garbage. Among her acquaintances there are many men with whom she will maintain relationships even after marriage. And if you make scenes of jealousy for her, she will prefer to find someone more flexible.
Tips: Sagittarians need adventure. Be a good listener. Annoy them by insisting on complete silence.

CAPRICORN.
Element - Earth. Favorite pastime is pretending to be a boss. Part of the body is his knees, worn out because he often stands on them in front of his chest of money. When communicating with Capricorn, you will be dealing with a pompous, domineering careerist, clutching the “Civil Code” in one hand and a marriage contract in the other. Capricorns don't live - they make a career. These creatures are born with a manic desire to be the first in their herd. What they love is to tell in great detail the story of how hard it was to reach their current position. Of course, the fact that they used to live in slums and now sell roasted sunflower seeds near the train station does not matter at all. Capricorn's idea of ​​the pinnacle of success is completely subjective. Capricorn is serious and completely devoid of spontaneity.
Living with a Capricorn man is like being tied to a chair and being forced to listen to Beethoven's music over and over again. If you meet a Capricorn man, by your third date he will decide whether he really wants to date you, and whether you want the same thing is completely irrelevant to him. Capricorn loves applause very much. As for love, Capricorn’s attitude towards his other half can be described as follows: “Shut your mouth and spread your legs.” During the courtship period, he may forget himself and squeeze out: “I love you,” but don’t expect him to ever utter these words again, even if he marries you. He will believe that since he entered into a legal marriage with you, this in itself is sufficient proof of his feelings. He will make love to you with the same unflappable technicality that he uses in the boardroom or billiards. He can be surprisingly passionate if he feels he can let go of his inhibitions. He treats people condescendingly and is completely oblivious to anyone's feelings except his own. He is so stingy that he will check the used tube of toothpaste that you are about to throw away. He doesn't need a wife who can think. He needs a woman with a pleasant appearance, so that he would not be ashamed to walk down the street with her. His motto is “Do as I say, not as I do.” He has a disgusting way of forcing you to behave like a dog he rescued from a slaughterhouse, expecting the same loyalty and blind devotion in return. If you manage to hurt his pride, he will sit in the farthest room in the house and indulge in gloomy thoughts.
The Capricorn woman is emotional and unceremonious. Social status is so important to her that she will not plan a vacation until she is sure that the intended vacation spot is a prestigious resort, and not some hole. At social parties she is the charm and sophistication and always shoots her eyes from right to left in search of someone rich and famous with whom she could kiss. She spends most of the day pacing the house and sending blowing kisses to all your dearly loved home furnishings and trinkets. She's pretentious. Your Capricorn may not be that ambitious, but she will certainly be prone to embellishing the truth. In love, she is very serious and expects to be wooed, begged, begged, etc., and not only during the courtship period, but also during family life, and after five or six years this behavior, frankly speaking, becomes somewhat tiresome. Stuffing a diamond ring under her pillow is a surefire way to make her dive into bed.
Tips: Capricorns need financial security. Capricorns value practical discussions more than emotional arguments. Awaken the romantic side of their nature with lyrical music and burning candles.

AQUARIUS.
Element - Air. Aquarius air is filled with electricity and unpredictability. You know a storm is coming. You're just not sure when it will strike and with what force. Favorite pastime is catching someone's eye. Part of the body is the ankles, twisted because their owner constantly turns sharply on his heels, moving away from the room. Aquarius is a straightforward eccentric, pouring out a whole bunch of disparate bizarre theories on the head of anyone he manages to squeeze into a corner. To bring confusion and disorder is Volodya's true calling. Aquarians are detached people, not passionate. They chase the future instead of living in the present.
The Aquarius man is capricious, irritable and eccentric. He lives by his own thoughts, but is generally harmless. At its worst, it's a cold-blooded, joyful monster who will subject you to endless mental torture and then watch you fall apart with the dispassion of a psychopath. And his sharp tongue can sting like a snake. Or will he behave like this for many years? a common person, and one fine day he will go out for cigarettes and disappear forever. The Aquarius man imagines himself as the savior of the world, but whether the world wants to be saved does not bother him at all. Aquarius is stubborn and loves to be the center of attention. He's irritable. On especially terrible days, at his mere appearance, dogs begin to bark and cats hiss. It happens that he is inclined to drink. Sometimes he seems paranoid. Although he loves to wander around the apartment naked, he prefers a book or interesting program on TV. But if you touch the perverted side of his nature, tell him that he is a consummate lover, then a night of countless pleasures awaits you. One.
The Aquarius woman always does only what pleases her soul. The Aquarius woman is disobedient, stubborn and intractable. Her independence borders on selfishness, and she can be simply obnoxious. Angry, she becomes aggressive, showing her anger in a completely childish way. In a fit of indignation, she may stomp her feet, yell at you to get out of the house, and even go on a rampage, throwing furniture and dishes around her. She is so unpredictable that every time you kiss her goodbye, you never know who or what will greet you when you return home. She can wear a nose ring or six earrings in one ear. The Aquarius woman is a passionate collector of gossip. She has a lot of friends among a wide variety of people of all ages, genders and beliefs. The more unusual you are, the more likely you are to attract her attention. At heart, Madame Aquarius is very partial to money, although her greed is not at all so obvious.
Tips: Aquarians need a lot of space. They love the unexpected or unusual gifts.

FISH.
Element - Water. Pisces never know whether they have already arrived or are still moving. A favorite pastime is mixing over-the-counter drugs to experience their hallucinatory effects. The ideal job is to be a professional mourner at a funeral. Body part - feet. Tramples them until they bleed, running away from life.
Pisces are dreamers upset by the realities of life, gullible, disorganized, constantly in a state of confusion and absolutely helpless. Pisces is ruled by Neptune, the god of illusions, and he endows a person born under this sign with naivety and a tendency to run away from problems. These people go through life armed with narrow views and covering their eyes with blinders. They evaluate every action through the shield of their prejudices, against which any truth is shattered. This makes Pisces champions among losers. Pisces stumble more often than representatives of any other sign. Pisces are persistent people, but they look at things in a completely unrealistic way. Lacking ambition, Pisces surrenders to their desire to bury their head in the sand.
The Pisces man is the emotional black hole of the Universe. Throw your heart, soul, car keys into it, and it will all disappear there forever. This guy with early age knows how to bewitch a woman without the slightest difficulty meaningful words. He is definitely sensual, sexy and very good in bed. At home he may be a little Fish, quietly swimming around with a bottle of beer, but as for love relationship- then here he is real big shark Zodiac. He is a born liar and hones this art until he begins to deceive himself. He will have an affair with every woman. Having assured you of his undying love, he is able to immediately throw you out of his head and go straight to his favorite bar, where he will immediately pick up the first girl he comes across. Don't expect your Pisces lover to be the breadwinner. Some Pisces men begin to make a career early, but if your guy by the age of thirty does not let go of the TV remote control and starts moving, then you can no longer hope for it. You will find yourself with a klutz husband who believes that the source of wealth is winning the lottery, and the source of culture is television. He is a bore, prone to using formulaic expressions he learned in school. A soap bubble flying at the will of the wind, the Pisces man himself does not know where it will take him next.
The Pisces woman is just as sexually promiscuous as the Pisces man, except that the Pisces man fools his lovers into believing that he is a prince in the form of a frog, and she convinces herself that any man she has , even in bed, even on the desk - this is her only real love, even if only for a couple of hours. This woman has kissed many toads in search of her true lover. It’s a pity that she looks for him mainly in the swamp. An angry Pisces woman, like a whale, releases a powerful fountain of anger and then dives into the depths. If you put pressure on her, she will become agitated and may make a few sarcastic remarks, but most likely she will start screaming and then become completely hysterical. At first, you will bask in the rays of her generous attention. However, very soon, when she starts to grumble, you will feel some confusion. Further more. The Pisces woman has brought the art of nagging to absolute perfection, to the level of torture. She will itch, urge, harass - in a word, do everything to turn you into an ideal spouse. The trouble is that she has no idea what he should be like. The Pisces woman may seem fragile, helpless and generally out of this world. However, behind the innocent smile lies a spine of steel. Madame Pisces is her own worst enemy, and she prefers self-pity to calm discussion of the problem. Start arguing with her, and she will pour out such a stream of abominations at you that even a virtuoso of an unprintable word would blush, or she will throw herself face down on the nearest piece of furniture and begin to shake the air with heartbreaking sobs. No other woman in the Universe will seem to you as devoted, selfless and understanding as the Pisces woman. And no other woman will leave your life by grabbing you with her elegant pink nails. larger piece of your bleeding heart.
Tips: Fish needs privacy. Remember romance. Praise them often.

Incredible facts

A lot of good things have been written about the signs of the Zodiac.

However, it has long been known that along with positive qualities, we all also have a number of negative qualities.

Read also: Why your relationship doesn’t work out depending on your Zodiac sign

It's time to talk about the part of each sign's personality that irritates the most.

Aries (March 21 – April 19): Unbalanced psychos

Aries rush headlong into whatever they please, without looking around and without caring about the consequences of their actions.

They are selfish, childish, easily angered, and rarely motivated by reason. It seems that all this is quite sexy, but we do not recommend getting into their hands.

Taurus (April 20 – May 21): Cheapskates

Taurus are slow, stubborn and lazy materialists. They are extremely stingy, and are happy to sit alone and count their money, like children who are afraid that their toys will be taken away from them.

Intellectual, abstract, spiritual matters are beyond their understanding, since they only care about what they can get. At the same time, they will not fail to give instructions to others on how they should live.

Gemini (May 22 – June 21): Shallow talkers

Geminis always seem to have something to say, until you realize that they have, at best, a superficial knowledge of the topic of conversation. They have nothing but bragging and meaningless opinions, jumping from one topic to another, pouring out a stream of information to seem more interesting.

In fact, these are superficial and mediocre individuals who do not have any opinion or depth.

Cancer (June 22 - July 22): Whiners

Cancers are so sensitive that others are simply afraid to say anything to them, so as not to hurt their subtle nature. These are the biggest whiners in the entire zodiac, and it wouldn't hurt for them to get a grip on themselves at least once in a while. But this is unlikely to happen, as they simply wallow in self-pity.

If you are lucky enough to come into their sight, expect long and heart-warming stories about the past. Advice to Cancer: Live in the present.

Leo (July 23 – August 22): Pompous braggarts

When they do not receive compliments from others, they begin to praise themselves hysterically, throwing out phrases: “Do you know who I am?” These are despotic, powerful tyrants who surround themselves with people who can admire them.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22): neurotic fumblers

Virgos are neurotics who try to control every aspect of their life down to the smallest detail, as they hate spontaneity and any disruption to their mediocre life. Since they are almost incapable of just relaxing and having fun, they make great workers and helpers, but terrible partners in bed.

In addition, their obsession with cleanliness can sometimes be frightening, and if something is out of place, it can lead them into wild terror.

Libra (September 23 – October 22): hypocritical flatterers

Because of Libra's desire to please everyone and be popular, they have practically no inner core, and they can hardly make a decision. If you decide to go out to eat with them, you will have to be extremely patient, as they will look at the menu as if they were about to conduct major research.

In the end, they will choose what you chose, since it is almost impossible to do it yourself. They are terribly afraid to demonstrate at least some independence.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 22): Perverts

Scorpios are known as the most sexy sign zodiac, but their sexuality is often associated with a complete lack of control over their desires. They love to watch others suffer because they enjoy feeling powerful when others show weakness.

Scorpios hide behind a mask of mystery, trying to hide the obvious fact that they feel unloved. Because of this, they become truly paranoid and treat their partners as if they are up to some kind of mischief. political games for power. This creates complete chaos in their personal life, which they have difficulty putting in order.

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21): Irritable upstarts

Don't be fooled by Sagittarius' love for philosophy and spirituality. In fact, they resort to this to escape everyday life that they do not want to face. The most frustrating thing is that they themselves don't realize how stupid they look because of their inability to go deep into something, simply because they don't care. They do not pursue knowledge, but its appearance.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20): Career scammers

Capricorns are more boring than boring, cold as a corpse, insensitive and indifferent. These are careerists whose personality is not interesting enough to climb the ladder of their own success. They rarely have fun because they're too busy trying to figure out who else to hook up with to get to the top, and who they'll have to trample along the way.

Aquarius (January 21 – February 18): Sheep in wolf's clothing

Although Aquarians seem eccentric, strange and original, they are well aware that they are not that special. They simply want to prove that they are different from others without having any innate or real uniqueness. Aquarians seem generous and helpful, caring for everyone, but ask their partners and they will tell you that they are distant and uncaring in relationships.

They use their so-called uniqueness as an excuse for the lack of love and affection in personal relationships. Believing that they are geniuses can lead them to a nervous breakdown. But they are ready to do anything to look interesting.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20): sentimental “nobodies”

Since Pisces are always ready to go with the flow, most of the time they have a very vague idea of ​​themselves. Not knowing who they are or what they want, they often fall into sentimental hysterics or live in vague chaos. Pisces tries to convince themselves that they haven't completely lost direction in life, but that's not the case.

It has its light and dark sides. In most cases, these sides are equally developed in a person and everyone can identify the most bad sign zodiac But there are still signs in which there is much more darkness than light. This does not make them bad, they just do not hide their negative impulses and often give in to emotions.

What's the worst sign?

According to astrologers, among men they are Aries. They are very hot-tempered, impulsive and often do stupid things due to their lack of restraint. Aries have a violent temperament; not everyone can tolerate such a husband. All their problems arise from the fact that they do not know how to control themselves.

In communication, representatives of this sign are often unbearable. Showing stubbornness and persistence, they rarely listen to others.

Characteristic feature – they do first and only then think. Stubbornness, impatience, determination and perseverance often make them successful in life, but in order to reach the top, Aries go over the heads of their competitors, and sometimes close people.

Among women, Capricorn is considered the most intolerable sign. The person of this constellation is very secretive, cold and indifferent. It is difficult to understand from her appearance what she is thinking and what she wants. She is a bad wife, at home she can manifest herself as a real tyrant, controlling everything and everyone. It is very important for her to keep a tight rein on her surroundings.

The terrible problem of the Capricorn woman is that she doesn't allow herself to relax for a minute. He rarely rests, constantly works and strives to achieve his goals, forgetting about the simple joys of life.

The Capricorn woman strives to be perfect. She is pedantic in everything and everywhere: in work, in the family and in the household.. If someone does not meet her requirements, she will not communicate with him. By easily and quickly letting go of people, choosing only the most persistent and firm, she risks being left completely alone. Her reluctance to acknowledge her imperfections, as well as her imperviousness to criticism, make her a complex character.

Inappropriate signs for relationships

If we talk about the nature of the zodiac signs and marriage, then the most unsuitable for building Serious relationships are Libra. These are quite contradictory individuals who are difficult to unravel. They often change their minds, constantly doubt and delve into themselves.

At the same time, Libras often do not understand what they want from them in marriage. Entering into official relationships, they do not even think that they will now have to be more responsible and sedate. For them, marriage is not an obstacle to the life they were used to leading before it.

The same can be said about two-faced Geminis. Representatives of this constellation often reveal their true colors in relationships too late. Partner for a long time may think of Geminis as innocent and even-numbered creatures. However, everything secret sooner or later becomes clear.

As soon as the other half is given more freedom, they go into all serious troubles. People of this sign are avid cheaters and liars.. They will carefully hide their adventures to the left so as not to cause aggression on the part of their loved one.

Worst compatibility for marriage

If you believe astrological compatibility, That There are several combinations of zodiac signs that find it very difficult to get along in friendship, love and marriage. Most often, these are people who are completely opposite in temperament, but there are also those who are prevented from being together precisely by the similarity of their character traits.

Aquarius and Pisces

In this pair there are two opposite elements - air and water.. Aquarians constantly strive for self-improvement and development; it is difficult for them to sit still. They consider marriage and relationships with the aim of obtaining a reliable rear in the person of their soulmate.

Their aspirations, dreams, goals and social benefit are much more important to them. But, on the contrary, they are ready to give all their tenderness and love. They demand increased attention and worries. They are constantly worried about the inconstancy of Aquarius, their inconsistency and rapidly changing mood. In such a couple there is rarely complete trust and mutual understanding.

Aries and Taurus

This is a couple of completely different temperamentally people.. Aries are passionate, hot and impulsive. They want to receive more emotions and impressions. Taurus are inclined towards calmer and more measured relationships. The most important thing for them is stability, comfort and spiritual harmony.

Taurus are caring and faithful, while Aries, on the contrary, may not show their best side in marriage. If main role Taurus will play in the relationship, then such a union has every chance of existing.

Capricorn and Gemini

It will be difficult for both of them in this couple. Geminis are characterized by the inconstancy of decisions, feelings and emotions. They are amorous, easy-going and very sociable. The same cannot be said about silent and gloomy Capricorns, for whom specifics in relationships and stability are important. There are practically no long-term romances between these zodiac signs, since both of them live by different values ​​and priorities.

Leo and Aquarius

Such a partnership can quickly end in mutual claims and reproaches, they can even become hostile to each other. Both are impatient and every quarrel could be their last in the relationship. Leos are very selfish and rarely willing to make concessions. For them, the most important thing is their own “I”, position in society, the opinions of others, their recognition and respect.

Aquarians, like Leos, want to win love and recognition in society and achieve their plans. Such spouses will always compete with each other.

Scorpio and Sagittarius

Freedom-loving Sagittarius will never understand the mysterious and closed Scorpios. If their romance is initially based on physical intimacy, then the passion will gradually fade away, which will ultimately lead to a breakup. Scorpios will not tolerate the frivolity of Sagittarius. And those, in turn, will be burdened by the complex Scorpios.

Virgo and Leo

Only Virgos will be drawn to this relationship. They approach marriage and love with all their inherent responsibility and seriousness. Leos, on the contrary, have an easier attitude towards marriage and relationships. Virgos will not receive support from them, since Leos will be completely occupied with their personal affairs.

Nevertheless, Leos will constantly fight for the palm in a couple in order to feel complete power over Virgos. They won't get along either financially: Virgos are practical, economical, count every penny, and Leos, in turn, are generous, frivolous and often throw money down the drain.

Libra and Cancer

If representatives of these constellations cannot come to a compromise, then the relationship will fail. Libras love company, campaigns and experiences. And Cancers can only wait for Libra at home every evening, looking out the window. They do not like noisy parties, preferring quiet family dinners at home.

Who is very jealous?

Scorpios are considered pathologically jealous. Representatives of this constellation are very suspicious and are constantly looking for reasons for hysterics and scandals. This is their character - they will always find a reason to be jealous of their soulmate. Moreover, if a loved one proves his devotion and fidelity for many years, Scorpios will still not calm down.

If they catch the other half of infidelity, then she will be in trouble. Scorpios are vindictive and merciless natures. To express their anger and indignation, they will do everything to make the traitor experience pain and suffering. For revenge, they choose the most cunning methods that hit the target.

Most aggressive

This title rightfully belongs to Aries. Representatives of this constellation are characterized by increased impulsiveness and passion. They boil instantly, as soon as you touch them to the quick. In a fit of emotion, they are capable of making irreparable mistakes. When enraged, Aries are terrifying like no other. They can say a lot of unpleasant words to their opponent, causing both physical and mental pain.

The only thing that softens them complex nature, this is that they can quickly realize what they have done and repent of their indecent behavior. This applies to conflicts with friends and relatives. If we're talking about about enemies and rivals, then the rage of Aries will know no bounds and regret.

Why is Leo the most selfish?

Egoists to the core are Leos. People of this zodiac sign love themselves very much. Sometimes they pretend to care about others, showing generosity, supporting those who need help. But they do this only in order to stroke their pride and once again become convinced of their power.

Leos really like the attention of others. They love flattery, praise and compliments. If the attention of others suddenly shifts to another person, they immediately begin to rage, get bored and attract attention to themselves. Sometimes they behave childishly, trying with all their appearance to show the importance of their own person.

Treacherous and cruel

Scorpios are very vengeful, touchy and vindictive natures. They forgive no one, do not resign themselves to anything, and always return blow for blow. The enemies of the representatives of this constellation will have to make a lot of efforts to avoid revenge and punishment for their deeds.

Scorpios will stop at nothing. Often, in their desire to cause pain, they cross all boundaries of what is permitted. Very often they hide their negative emotions within themselves, trying to attack the enemy at the most inopportune moment for him. All the actions of the representatives of this constellation are thoughtful, which makes them truly scary.

Capricorns, like , are used to keeping all their negative emotions to themselves. This is precisely their main cunning. They will never tell the enemy directly about their true feelings and intentions, but they will plot behind their backs. These are despots and tyrants who love to show their strength and power. They like to feel important and control the people around them.

The dark side of your sign can surface at any time. Sometimes her activity helps in life, adding the necessary traits to her character, such as firmness and composure. But in most cases, it prevents you from coexisting harmoniously with the people around you. Only the balance of dark and white will help you keep yourself in harmony with the world.

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For many people, astrology has a very great importance. They think that by knowing the characteristics of the zodiac signs, they will be able to understand people better. This approach is largely justified, and it is best, in order to avoid unpleasant surprises, to simply remember what the worst can be expected from people born under a particular sign.

Aries

These people are very proud and self-centered by nature. It is difficult (and even almost impossible) to force them to admit their mistakes. They are unshakably confident that they are right. And of course, very often they are much stronger, more successful, brighter than people of other zodiac signs, and this makes Aries fixated on themselves, on their achievements. They are sure that they do not need anyone to achieve their goals.

Aries are born leaders and have a hard time accepting pressure, power and people who can somehow surpass them in terms of hierarchy, financial status, physical fitness. Aries do not want and will not obey just anyone; on the contrary, they want to be obeyed, respected, and admired.

Taurus

The main defect of Taurus is the desire for possessiveness and absorption. Legends can be made about their jealousy. He lashes out without thinking if he feels even the slightest threat to his relationship. In addition, Taurus likes a comfortable life, and he gains weight easily because he likes to try unfamiliar dishes, master new ones culinary recipes, and eats not to get enough, but for the taste of food. They do not know how to restrain themselves, and temptations are stronger than them.

At the same time, Taurus are brave and reckless - they rarely think before they take action. In relationships, they are not always sincere and faithful; their complex personality is not easy for their partners to understand.

In short, the worst qualities of a Taurus are their temper, jealousy and secretiveness.

Twins

Very superficial and calculating creatures. Their thinking is simple. They also easily change their minds by following someone who has influence over them. Geminis are not interested in deep ideas or philosophical reflections. It is useless to talk to them about culture, politics or history. These topics, like current affairs, are left to others by Gemini.

They love everything material, pompous and dazzling. They like what embellishes them and sets them apart from the general mass of people. They love money, and hate listening to other people, sympathizing with them and trying to understand them.

In a word, three huge shortcomings of Gemini are the desire to manipulate, superficiality, and love of kitsch.

This is the most capricious of the zodiac signs. Cancers are very attached to their family, among them there are a lot of mama's boys. They change their minds more often than they change their shirt, and constantly think that the whole world is against them. It's almost impossible to tell for sure what Cancers are thinking. They are unable to control their emotions either in family or work relationships.

Cancers are lifelong children who will not grow into old age. It is simply impossible to master it and expect anything from it.

In general, Cancer is childish, capricious and limited.

This sign has an incredibly huge ego and constantly wants to show off their personal successes to strangers. That's all that matters. Leos want to win at any cost, be stronger no matter what happens, and, of course, dominate everything, be it professional, personal or friendly relationships. Leos always want to be right and do not like criticism.

Thus, the three negative qualities of Leo are the desire to dominate, impulsiveness and incredible self-centeredness.

This is the least funny sign zodiac Virgos do not like displays of fantasy and fun. They are control freaks and love order in everything. Moreover, they are not leaders, but rather followers with a large inferiority complex. They know how to be good soldiers for commanders, they are always at a low start in order to serve their superiors in time.

Virgos are obsessed with cleanliness, they hate clutter and chaos and would rather spend their time cleaning than getting out of the house and enjoying life. Virgos love to criticize others and are quite hypocritical.

Virgo's basic defects: the desire to control everything, spinelessness and lack of self-confidence.

This is the weakest of all the zodiac signs. Libra is full of complexes and has no self-confidence at all. They do not strive to be leaders or impress others, because they are sure that they simply cannot do it.

Libra's three weaknesses are that they are lazy, irresponsible, and like to adapt.

People of this sign are excellent manipulators. Scorpios are mysterious individuals who have an innate talent for harming people. Scorpios are also known for their inordinate sexual appetite. There are no taboos for them and they love excess. Scorpios always and in any relationship expect more from people than they can give them.

In short, Scorpios are generally famous for their cruelty, love of behind-the-scenes games, and uncontrollable lies.

This is a sign of dreamy, fearful and insecure people. Sagittarians do not dare to express their ideas and are ignorant and inattentive. They are fickle in relationships with people - they can be nice and seem like friends, but they forget about the interlocutor as soon as he leaves. Sagittarians enjoy life to the fullest, but easily give up any hobbies and endeavors.

The main disadvantages of Sagittarius are negligence, naivety and lack of seriousness.

Capricorns have a reputation for being ambitious and attracting success and money. They are workaholics, natural leaders who put in a lot of time and go out of their way to achieve their ultimate goal: professional success. They love power and wealth.

Thus, the main defects of Capricorn lie in excessive ambition, intolerance and gloom.

If there is one sign that is difficult to understand and impossible to suppress, it is Aquarius. These people are often said to be eccentric and unreliable, which is quite fair. While in a relationship, Aquarius is able to pack a suitcase and run away at any time.

It is difficult for them to express their feelings; they are constantly searching, be it friendship, love or work. Aquarians are not able to make long-term commitments. Aquarians love adventure and avoid any responsibility at all costs.

Simply put, Aquarius is frivolous, eccentric and completely devoid of empathy.

They are vulnerable and often out of touch with reality. Pisces disappear as soon as they realize that they will now have to decide something. They are depressed and melancholic, their mood is constantly changing, and they easily move from laughter to tears without knowing why. Pisces give the impression of being cowardly or weak people, in fact, that’s what they are - huge pessimists, completely unsure of themselves.

The disadvantages of Pisces are that they often lie, do nothing, and blame others for their mistakes.

Well? Many of you are probably in a little shock. What should I do? The truth is always there;) Accept your shortcomings and change with them. Then the bad qualities of the zodiac sign will turn into good ones.

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The Internet is replete with various articles about the characters of the zodiac signs. But most of them describe positive traits symbols, completely forgetting that in every zodiac ointment there is certainly a fly in the ointment. It's time to shed light on the negative temperament traits of each sign. At the same time, determine the worst zodiac sign.

Of course, there is no clear answer to this question. Considering the characters of the signs, one can find positive and negative qualities. No one is perfect, so it's time to determine whose fly in the ointment is more like a ladle.

If we take into account the gender of the sign, then among men astrologers prefer to give first place to Libra. Their inconstancy, fluctuations in plans and moods elevate the pets of the air element to the pedestal of primacy among the zodiac gentlemen. However, even here you can find errors in the statistics., because for each sign there is an ideal partner, for whom “even pockmarks are like dimples on the cheeks.”

Among the fair sex, it is worth noting the Sagittarius women. An amazing mixture of self-confidence and conflict is a gift for the opposite sex. And the owners of this character themselves have a hard time in life.

So, the leaders of the “nasty” parade have been identified. But are their neighbors according to the horoscope so sinless? After all, if you look closely, each zodiac sign has many flaws, which tactful astrologers are silent about. It's time to open the closets and compare skeletons.

The power and irritability of Aries

The zodiac series opens with the Fire pet Aries. Powerful and cruel - this is how we can briefly describe this fiery character. He loves to lead so much that those around him often feel uncomfortable with his command.

Briefly about the sign:

• Imperious;
• Cruel;
• Impulsive.

Like a rushing train, Aries rushes towards the goal, sweeping away obstacles. And woe to anyone who decides to stand in his way. Aries is self-confident to a fault. At the slightest attempt to influence him, anyone will face a storm of indignation. He is terrible when angry, so it is not advisable to provoke him. Let him act and make mistakes. Aries have so much fun.

Critical, demanding and jealous in relationships. He doesn't love, he possesses. Despotism is Aries' faithful ally in love. He can’t imagine a relationship without a tight grip, so for strong marriage the sign will require a thrill-seeker.

Stubborn and boring Taurus

Taurus is like a rock. It costs. All life revolves around him. And he's still worth it. And even if it’s a tornado or typhoon. It is not difficult to guess who will remain standing.

Stable beyond belief. Taurus hates change and resists if it is inevitable. He has an unhealthy craving for sensual pleasures, so he often acquires excess weight and a couple of addictions.

Powerful, although he likes to possess hiddenly, mainly through moral manipulation. Women of this sign are eternal victims. They love to name, but they are afraid to change anything. Taurus men are collectors, hoarders and hoarders. Going out means spending money. Buying clothes is an extra expense. Shopping is actually a crime. The only thing Taurus does not feel sorry for in their blood is Her Majesty Food.

Cunning and hypocritical Geminis

A master at chatting, he disappears as soon as action is required from him. Gemini is a dual sign, so it is quite natural for him to say one thing and do another.

Gemini has not only a fashionably dressed skeleton, but also a dozen masks that he puts on depending on the role he needs. It is impossible to find out the true face of the sign. It is possible that he himself has forgotten what he really is.

Geminis love gossip and dirty secrets. Under no circumstances should you share secrets with them. It’s better to write about it in the newspaper right away.

Too superficial to get to the bottom of things. The life of flighty Gemini is a holiday where you not only need to look irresistible, but also be able to grab the biggest sandwich.

Respecting other people's feelings is not their concern. In relationships they cheat with ease and pleasure. Those who are offended are erased from life and sent off to harm others.

Offended and capricious Cancer

Any Cancer is born with the idea that everyone around him is created to offend him. In any action of those around him, he knows how to find a hidden plan to cause damage to his vulnerable nature.

Cancer's emotions are unpredictable. He can cry, laugh, be offended and become furious. And all this during just one breakfast. Nervous and shy, he plays the role of a brave Viking, although deep down he has already climbed into the mud and is shaking the whole sea with his trembling.

Nervous, suspicious and immersed in memory, Cancer lives in memories and does not want to enjoy today. Cancer's house is like a historical museum dedicated to his own life.

Excessive devotion and self-sacrifice of Cancer causes his partner to feel callous, since no sign is capable of such strong return. But Cancer definitely demands it. And if he doesn’t receive it, he will flare up as if the whole world had betrayed him. Living with Cancer is like dangling your feet in a dormant volcano. It is unknown whether it will warm you or douse you with fire.

Narcissistic and selfish Leo

This character's ego is so inflated that it practically takes up the entire room. There is a place in it only for a modest person, whose role is to applaud the magnificent Leo. The sign cannot imagine its existence without compliments and flattery. Absolutely incapable of understanding the true intentions of others, as a result of which he often ends up being used.

Leo is the sun, the center of the universe and CEO fresh air. He likes to give orders, punish disobedient people and generously forgive the guilty. Leo's Life is a play in which he plays the main role.

Wasteful and spender. Able to spend his last money on a cute trinket, eating until payday sunlight and gossip.

In relationships he is powerful and proud. The half serves only as an addition to the great lion's nature. He is blind, deaf and indifferent to the feelings and experiences of loved ones.

Meticulous and fussy Virgo

Don’t feed the girl bread, let her worry. She worries about everything. And if there is no reason, then the reason for the excitement will be its absence.

Virgo strives to control everything in the world. She calculates, plans and teaches everyone around her every minute. It is impossible to make a Virgo happy. Her pockets are always full of reasons to grumble.

Obsessed with cleanliness. Her home is like a sterile operating room. Putting your shoes with their toes facing south rather than north is a crime against Virgo. Restoring her trust will take a long and expensive time. Virgo loves luxurious gifts. Accept, not do. She knows how to count perfectly, so she will immediately determine how much the giver valued her.

This is the fairest sign. Virgo also loves to criticize. There is no escape from her caustic remarks, so the partner of such a person will need a strong shell of love and patience. And also earplugs.

Unreliable and flattering Libra

Air element character. Every morning it begins with putting a smile on your face, which the sign will definitely slip under the nose of everyone. Deceitful and hypocritical Libra loves communication. Therefore, having traveled three floors in the elevator with them, you could well burst from the information received.

Briefly about the sign:

• Windy;
• Eternal child;
• Insincere.

The inconstancy of Libra is so acute that the right to a stable personal life arises only for rare representatives sign. Most Libras get married today and fall in love with their neighbor tomorrow. Or a neighbor. At the same time, their own fate does not seem rotten to them. It is filled with secret chances. Which Libra, alas, does not have time to grab onto.

If Libra is lucky enough to meet a sufficiently brave partner, they will plague him with their hesitations. The sign would rather bite its own elbow than make a decision on its own. At the same time, he will not allow himself to be pushed around, in every possible way breaking plans planned without his participation.

It is not surprising that Libra is considered by many to be the worst sign of the zodiac. According to astrologers, there is some truth in this. But they are in no hurry to give primacy to Libra. After all, there is also Scorpio in the zodiac.

Vengeful and poisonous Scorpio

The passionate and obsessed bearer of the sting is a poisoned pond. Swimming in it is suicide. Scorpio is driven by the desire to assert himself by humiliating others. He competes not only with himself, but with the whole world.

A loner and a dangerous guy. Powerful if a creature in love falls into his claw. He drinks blood slowly, while smacking his lips sexually. He is blind to the feelings of others because he is excessively selfish. Focused on yourself and your brilliance.

Likes to manipulate using his own mood. Most often he looks dissatisfied and on the verge of an explosion, which is why those around him rush around with him like a crystal vase. Cruel and irreconcilable in anger. He hatches a plan of revenge for years, after which he delivers one crushing blow.

In relationships, jealous to the point of paranoia. Requires exemplary loyalty and complete submission. He justifies the sadistic behavior in the kitchen and in bed with good intentions.

The omnipresent and eccentric Sagittarius

Sagittarius is a Fire to be feared. This is a forest fire that consumes everything in its path. At the same time, he looks quite friendly and even has a primitive sense of humor.

Spendthrift Sagittarius is a pathological consumer. Buying and spending is an achievement for him. The sign has the same attitude towards love. Sagittarius wins hearts and proudly goes into the sunset. He is elusive. Even when shackling himself by marriage, Sagittarius sees them only as shackles and tries in every possible way to taste freedom. He doesn’t stay at home, and considers reporting on his movements beneath his dignity.

My favorite pastime is talking incessantly. Ideas and plans flow from Sagittarius like sand. They are rarely realized, because he never has the patience to finish what he started.

Mercantile and dry Capricorn

Capricorn is a careerist and a hostage to his own callous mind. When everyone was queuing up for feelings, this sign stood behind cold calculation and stinginess.

The only topic that interests him is money. His own. He can talk for hours about his achievements, brazenly interrupting and despising his interlocutor.

Callous in relationships, as if Easter cake under New Year. Technicality, restraint and indifference are his true friends in marriage. Capricorn may well compete for the title of the nastiest sign of the zodiac. Especially considering his way of loving.

He is driven by the calculation and practicality of the elements of the Earth. It is impossible to defeat the conservatism and commercialism of the sign. You can only get along with them.

Unpredictable and free Aquarius

It is impossible to study Aquarius for one simple reason - it is impossible to catch him. Today he is here, and tomorrow he will disappear in an unknown direction.

Aquarius is driven by a thirst for innovation and a thirst for freedom. Anyone who is willing to listen to him will be bombarded with crazy ideas. After which he will urgently go to work, where he will sell mountain air and sew jackets for hamsters.

His ideas are global and crazy. Advice is intrusive. He sticks his opinion wherever it fits. At the same time, other people's points of view remind him of annoying flies.

Extremely terrible in relationships. Detached and self-focused. Panically afraid of pressure. But everyone is punished by what they fear most. Therefore, Aquarius sees attempts everywhere to suppress his free nature.

Only those who have met him face to face know why Aquarius is the worst sign of the zodiac. In love, he is able to show diplomacy, but he almost never does this. A brawler and an intriguer. The opposition and the dissatisfied side in all matters. Straightforward to the point of insults. All his life he hides his innate pessimism behind a smile, but never sincerely believes in goodness.

Absent-minded and tearful Pisces

Pisces is a disorganized sign and always has its head in the clouds. He lives in his own dreams, descending to earth only to replenish his supply of intoxicating substances.

Briefly about the sign:

• Sensitive;
• Vulnerable;
• Jealous.

Helpless and insecure Pisces spend their entire lives running away from problems. They do not know how to overcome obstacles, preferring to go with the flow as if this was their plan.

In communication, the sign is slippery and unstable. Pisces conveniently adapt to circumstances, so their opinions change more often than the weather. When displayed on clean water they light up with righteous anger and accuse others of groundless mistrust.

But in most cases, Pisces simply remain silent and bury themselves in their own grievances. They nurture and cherish sadness, erecting monuments to it from wet napkins.

Pisces is not the worst zodiac sign for women, since emotional women tend to forgive. You can’t say this about Pisces men, who will plague anyone with their hysteria. In love, they prefer bad experiences to healthy relationships.

In relationships they are devoted to the point of pain in the side. They demonstratively sacrifice themselves “for the sake of love,” after which they revel in their miserable situation. They are irreconcilable and take offense even at what did not happen, but only could have happened. They are insecure and jealous, which adds fuel to their vile fire of self-digging.

It can hardly be said that there is a most terrible zodiac sign. All symbols are endowed with advantages and disadvantages equally. The task of each of the owners of such “gifts of fate” is to learn to control the quirks of their character. And of course, you should not take the opinion of astrologers as dogma. Every pattern has flaws. You can always be that exception to the rule.